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Unread 13 Jun 2003, 09:04   #1
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Oops, almost forgot my jogging hammer
While on break from my god awful job the other day, I saw something rather unusual: a woman jogging down the street carrying a hammer in her left hand. Looked like a regular ol' jogger, wearing athletic shorts, a tank top and running shoes. But she was holding a hammer.

I can think of three possible reasons for this:
  • She was in the middle of a carpentry project, realized she needed a hammer, and decided to put on her Nikes and run to the ****in' DIY store to purchase one.

  • She was carrying the hammer as a way to fend off would-be attackers. "Hey, I'm going out for a jog." "Don't forget your RapeHammer. Works better than pepper spray."

  • She's simply nuts, and will soon be a fixture in downtown Manchester. "Oh, look! Here comes Crazy Hammer-Jogging Suzy."

There's really no point to this topic, I just thought it was odd.
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Unread 13 Jun 2003, 09:05   #2
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maybe it was just for wight, you see people jogging with those gay pink dumbells all teh time.
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maybe it was just for wight, you see people jogging with those gay pink dumbells all teh time.
But only one hammer instead of one for each hand? That's just absurd. Why run with one hammer when you can run with two hammers? And you can bring M.C. Hammer along and yell "HAMMER TIME!" at cars. You know. For emphasis.
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But only one hammer instead of one for each hand? That's just absurd. Why run with one hammer when you can run with two hammers? And you can bring M.C. Hammer along and yell "HAMMER TIME!" at cars. You know. For emphasis.
maybe she only had one hammer.
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she was taking it to someone she was lending it to while out on her daily jog to avoid having to make another trip?
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She was using it to fight of the evil demons oustide her house
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This is why I don't get out much; confusing.
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To confuse any random goons that might otherwise be staring at her ass?
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that and sunlight hurts your eyes nowadays after being at the pc so long

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