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Unread 28 May 2003, 13:47   #1
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Unhappy I almost hung myself this morning.
By accident, but still.

I got out of bed, stood up, walked over to my PC. There is a window above my PC, and blinds, which have a looped string, which you tug one way or the other to open/close the blinds obviously. I had not noticed that this string had managed to place itself over my head.

I sat down sharply. The thing trapped itself just under my jaw bone and dug in. My head snapped back, and then stopped.

Thank fk i had my chair on its highest setting. I doubt the string had the power to hang me or snap my neck properly, but i could have been in a hell of a lot more pain than i am now. As it is, i have one of my aforementioned "hard to explain injuries", a red noose mark round my neck.

When i die, its gonna be the most embarrasing least dignified way ever, i can tell
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Unread 28 May 2003, 13:48   #2
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Seriously though,

what are you really up to to have rope burn round your neck and a strained thumb?
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Re: I almost hung myself this morning.
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I got out of bed, stood up, walked over to my PC.
By the look of your life, you're going to die by being suffocated by your own big fat arse.
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im an idiot, frankly. accidents seem to come naturally to me.
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Seriously though,

what are you really up to to have rope burn round your neck and a strained thumb?
It does sound kinky doesn't it?
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PS did it hurt? It did not sound nice, to be like that

PPS you must be more carefully you know, you can hurt yourself properly!

PPPS you add a P, not a S, right?
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Re: Re: I almost hung myself this morning.
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By the look of your life, you're going to die by being suffocated by your own big fat arse.
Ah, but i didnt tell you how far from my Bed my PC is! It could be half a mile for all you know.

Edit : oh wait, i can touch it from here whilst typing.
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Unread 28 May 2003, 19:55   #9
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Re: Re: I almost hung myself this morning.
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By the look of your life, you're going to die by being suffocated by your own big fat arse.
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Unread 28 May 2003, 19:56   #10
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By the way, it's 'hanged' not 'hung'.
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a heart attack while jacking off dressed up as a girl would be pretty embarresing, then again so would farting during sex...
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Re: Re: Re: I almost hung myself this morning.
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Ah, but i didnt tell you how far from my Bed my PC is! It could be half a mile for all you know.

Edit : oh wait, i can touch it from here whilst typing.

You must have very long arms to reach something half a mile away
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damnit deffeh.. you're not allowed to die
who else would i have as a hockey buddy??
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then again so would farting during sex...
its embarresing, unless the other person does it then its something to laugh at them about
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then again so would farting during sex...
Almost everybody does that, you know. It's just that they're
1. Usually silent,
2. You make so much noise that you don't hear them
3. You don't go around talking about it afterwards
4. You don't smell them beacause you're too busy doing other stuff (your mind is occupied)
it's beacause everybody does it that it's such a big matter.
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MrL: hanged and hung are both viable words for different situations, is it his fault that like most other ppl do for the various similar meaning words in the english language, he chose the wrong one :/
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MrL: hanged and hung are both viable words for different situations, is it his fault that like most other ppl do for the various similar meaning words in the english language, he chose the wrong one :/
But it is 'hanged' not 'hung'
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Ah, but i didnt tell you how far from my Bed my PC is! It could be half a mile for all you know.

Edit : oh wait, i can touch it from here whilst typing.

Your arse or your computer? ... and which one is half a mile away?
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