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Unread 31 Mar 2004, 17:11   #1
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an insult i found amusing
there i was just standing there minding my own business, when i heard this bloke on the phone say 'if my dog had a face like yours, i would shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards'

anyone know anymore amusing insults?
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Unread 31 Mar 2004, 17:17   #2
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Unread 31 Mar 2004, 17:57   #3
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Re: an insult i found amusing
I quite liked one of Dorothy Parker's literary criticisms...
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This is not a book which should be put aside lightly, it should be tossed aside with great force.
Churchill v Bernard Shaw is funny too
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If you were an x man you would be retardo
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Re: an insult i found amusing
Worst insult I have ever heard:

Was in line at a club, waiting, and this girl reaches the front. he bouncer asks for her ID, she doesnot have it, so she is refused entry. The Girl was obviously young, could have been anywhere between 17 and 21. (19 is legal age in Ontario)

She goes off, starts tellingthe bouncer about how the 'other bouncer' always let her in, and he should treat her with more respect as a paying customer, and how he was all high on power, and so on. She rants like this for about 4-5 minutes, the bouncer calmly ignores her and says nothing.

Finally, she is ranting about how he is the worst bouncer in the world when he turns on her and ays (and I quote)

"You have been ragging on me for five minutes. During that time, have i EVER told you how to go f**k a dozen fat, drunk, old mexican men for 2 dollars a shot?"

Somewhat stunned and confused, she looks at him and says... "Uh... no, you haven't"

He moves an inch from her face and says: "Then don't tell ME how to do MY job". And then he turns around and ignores her.

Several people in the line applauded, it was a thing of beauty...
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he probably learned that one at bouncer school
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Re: an insult i found amusing
"I hope your next shit's a hedgehog"
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"I hope your next shit's a hedgehog"
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He moves an inch from her face and says: "Then don't tell ME how to do MY job". And then he turns around and ignores her.
For a bouncer that's exceedingly clever.
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Re: an insult i found amusing
Person from worker when hearing he had been called a w**nker


"As a w**nker I am at least pleasing one person. He has never pleased anyone in his life"


I thought it was quite good
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[french accent]Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries![/french accent]
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