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5 Dec 2005, 19:46
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
This weekend I've "pulled" (only in a relatively minor snogging / exchanging numbers sort of way) three girls (ranging from 17 to 29). The only problem is that they're all due to turn up at the same club next week. I have to think of some sort of genius plan so they don't notice I'm dividing my time between them somehow.
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all i ask is that you report back after the weekend on how you pulled them all in the same club without the others noticing
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5 Dec 2005, 19:48
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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bad form, only men are allowed to gloat about that, didn't you read the rules?
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5 Dec 2005, 19:53
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
We slept together in my bed and had sex - after the sex she went back to the room she was sleeping in.
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The way you have chosen to word that just makes me giggle
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5 Dec 2005, 19:56
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by sniborp
First to say 'How much an hour did you get paid' and 'Where can i downlaod the video'
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You missed off the question mark. Lol. That's not a proper question.
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5 Dec 2005, 20:05
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Maybe it was a rhetorical question because he's seen the pictures and knows no-one would actually pay to have sex with you and instead you paid to have sex with them? lol owned!
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5 Dec 2005, 20:30
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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Given some of the members of this forum, that really isn't much of a boast.
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5 Dec 2005, 20:30
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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impossible.
[edit]or does your definition of sex necessarily include other people?
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5 Dec 2005, 21:22
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Yes.
But if it includes more than one other person then they cancel out.
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5 Dec 2005, 21:24
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Jenny was such a geek she had sex with the odd subset of the natural numbers
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5 Dec 2005, 21:53
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PA Team
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Jenny was such a geek she had sex with the odd subset of the natural numbers
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Which isn't a group under either addition/substraction or multiplication/division
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5 Dec 2005, 22:22
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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Quality, not quantity my dear. I'm sure any of us could go out and shag some really fat ugly girl lots of times.
And besides, aren't you kind of ugly? I can't remember why I think that, but I do.
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5 Dec 2005, 23:13
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Quality, not quantity my dear. I'm sure any of us could go out and shag some really fat ugly girl lots of times.
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So that's what this thread is about.
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6 Dec 2005, 00:07
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so f*cking zen
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Of course, this all fall apart if you either have no friends, or have no money.
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I'M TOM'S FRIEND AND I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO BE SELFISH WHILST IN THE SAME BED AS A GIRL!
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6 Dec 2005, 00:10
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PA Team
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Dace
I'M TOM'S FRIEND AND I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO BE SELFISH WHILST IN THE SAME BED AS A GIRL!
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you want to get paid to be nasty to girls in bed?
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6 Dec 2005, 00:13
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so f*cking zen
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
you want to get paid to be nasty to girls in bed?
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I'd be happy just with travel expenses.
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6 Dec 2005, 00:15
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Given some of the members of this forum, that really isn't much of a boast.
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Damn you Dante, I was about to say the same.
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6 Dec 2005, 00:23
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Dace
I'M TOM'S FRIEND AND I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO BE SELFISH WHILST IN THE SAME BED AS A GIRL!
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HIGH FIVE HIGH FIVE ;D
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6 Dec 2005, 00:47
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by sniborp
But I'll be damned if anyone could find one.
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I've got one
She just wants to see me all the time and misses me all the time when i'm not there.
But that's not her fault.
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6 Dec 2005, 00:53
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by skiddy
This was a succesful weekend in that Newcastle didn't get beaten.
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Did you see the forest score :crymeariver:
incidentally I had an absolutely amazing weekend in Italy thankyouverymuch.
Milan and Verona were really nice. Milan was all snowy and Verona was pretty.
I also had lots of sex. (girlfriend said something about best sex of her life so )
I will try the BLAMO thing next time I see her.
so yeh - all good!
except work tomorrow at 8
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6 Dec 2005, 00:55
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Ste
Did you see the forest score :crymeariver:
incidentally I had an absolutely amazing weekend in Italy thankyouverymuch.
Milan and Verona were really nice. Milan was all snowy and Verona was pretty.
I also had lots of sex. (girlfriend said something about best sex of her life so )
I will try the BLAMO thing next time I see her.
so yeh - all good!
except work tomorrow at 8
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When I saw Forest lose, I thought of you.
Then I thought 'He's in Italia, he's having more fun than me working extra hours unpaid at Phones4u'
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6 Dec 2005, 00:58
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PA Team
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Ste
I've got one
She just wants to see me all the time and misses me all the time when i'm not there.
But that's not her fault.
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Mine is like that, but isn't that just being "clingy"?
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Originally Posted by Ste
I also had lots of sex. (girlfriend said something about best sex of her life so )
I will try the BLAMO thing next time I see her.
so yeh - all good!
except work tomorrow at 8
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JBG you'd better hurry or Ste will achieve your lifetime goal before you
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6 Dec 2005, 01:04
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
When I saw Forest lose, I thought of you.
Then I thought 'He's in Italia, he's having more fun than me working extra hours unpaid at Phones4u'
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i only found out on the train home today. Our away form is SHOCKING. But hey - it's one less cup distraction I haven't even ventured onto the forest forum yet as i know it'll be full of angry threads.
We've now been knocked out of cups by: Macclesfield, Woking and Chester (and drew with Weymouth).
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
Mine is like that, but isn't that just being "clingy"?
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She's not really clingy... I just don't get to see her very often. She's really really in love with me.
But yeh (going back to the original post) Tom, it's fine not wanting to have a girlfriend. If you meet someone you like enough then it will probably fall into place though.
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6 Dec 2005, 01:15
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so f*cking zen
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
HIGH FIVE HIGH FIVE ;D
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6 Dec 2005, 01:15
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PA Team
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Ste
She's not really clingy... I just don't get to see her very often. She's really really in love with me.
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I see mine pretty rarely, rarely more than a few days every month (apart from holidays)
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6 Dec 2005, 01:36
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Appocomaster
JBG you'd better hurry or Ste will achieve your lifetime goal before you
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Will I get mega-bonus points if I manage it with his girlfriend before he does?
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6 Dec 2005, 01:41
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Will I get mega-bonus points if I manage it with his girlfriend before he does?
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I think you get more than mega bonus points if you manage it with his gf before he does. though some people might get a bit upset or something
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6 Dec 2005, 07:14
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Yes.
But if it includes more than one other person then they cancel out.
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asl pls?
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6 Dec 2005, 09:35
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Guy next door
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
Well, I had sex about five or six times last weekend (estimation), it's not like I feel more better if I had sex 12 times, after so many times it doesn't really matter anymore and it certainly doesn't add to the quality. But probably Jenny's uberboyfriend can give quality sex even after 25 times.
Still nice to hear Jenny had sex, awesome.
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6 Dec 2005, 15:26
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Next goal wins!
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Oh, and I had more sex this weekend than some of you will get in a lifetime. Fnar.
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I had more drugs this weekend than... well... most of you have had in a lifetime.
Also, its been empirically proven that drugs > sex... ish
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6 Dec 2005, 15:27
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Still nice to hear Jenny had sex, awesome.
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No it wasn't. It was deeply disturbing and horrified me to my very core.
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6 Dec 2005, 20:36
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by demiGOD
asl pls?
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17 F next door
*~LOL~*
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6 Dec 2005, 20:48
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Made of Twigs
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
When I saw Forest lose, I thought of you.
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Made my weekend of revision and no girls and sex much more enjoyable
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6 Dec 2005, 23:43
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
17 F next door
*~LOL~*
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CYIF
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7 Dec 2005, 15:14
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
CYIF
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What?
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7 Dec 2005, 15:23
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Lucky
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
he meant CIYF.
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7 Dec 2005, 15:24
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Guy next door
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
can i you ****?
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7 Dec 2005, 15:26
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Lucky
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
cookie in your face.
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7 Dec 2005, 15:33
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
One of you studs needs to alter your avatar to this.
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7 Dec 2005, 15:38
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Guy next door
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Re: The concept of a girlfriend frightens me
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Originally Posted by Apothos
One of you studs needs to alter your avatar to this.
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Like this?
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