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10 Jun 2003, 00:21
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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Ranting on the Net
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/matrix50.html
obviously dont go there if you havnt seen the Films "The Matrix" or "The Matrix Reloaded" as it contains some 'plot discussion'
if you can call it discussion...
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10 Jun 2003, 00:35
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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you call this discussion
what are you a damn idiot
your the most stupidest people alive, whats the point in this thread
FOOL
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10 Jun 2003, 00:54
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Little Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Location Location!
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Please say this isn't serious. If it is, the guys a **** of the highest proportions.
And he can't do simple maths either.
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10 Jun 2003, 01:28
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
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It's a joke, don't worry.
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10 Jun 2003, 09:28
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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that site is class, sheer class
heh 'diplomatic immunity' heh
oh, and after some of the things that are said, if you cant tell its a joke, you have no sense of humour
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10 Jun 2003, 12:14
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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I'm dreaming of a white... cast?
Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both female minorities. Coincidence?
Aaliyah and Gloria Foster were unceremonially dropped after shooting some scenes for the sequel. What's wrong, guys? They didn't test well with the predominantly white Matrix audiences?
Neither actress could be reached for comment
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Comedy Gold
Vaio
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10 Jun 2003, 14:11
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Spelling is for pussies
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Actually, where the feck am I........?
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The Matrix: Reconsidered, 9
You infiltrate a building to rescue a hostage who you can't afford to lose. Either his death, or your own death, would have unimaginable consequences for the entire living world. So, once you're inside and riding up the lift, it's a good idea to go ahead and set the building on fire by dropping a bomb on the first floor.
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Still laughing so hard it hurts!
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10 Jun 2003, 16:02
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Throwing Shapes
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That was actually quite amusing if you read it as if its all the responses you'd expect from someone who completely missed the point of any plot
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10 Jun 2003, 16:16
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Think you're missing something special by staying home? Think again. Several times in the sequel Neo is seen flying at almost supersonic speeds. NASA experiments prove that such a velocity would tear a man's genitals off.
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Lol.
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10 Jun 2003, 16:18
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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and apparantly 300,000,000/1,000 = 1,000,000
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10 Jun 2003, 16:28
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I liked when he said an IQ of 91 was 15 points below the average.
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10 Jun 2003, 16:39
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Sign Dr. Oxford's Petition. It is my understanding that if he can get 5,000 signatures, Warner Brothers will not release the third film.
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Um?
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10 Jun 2003, 16:47
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etc.
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Location: Taken.
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THAT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS FOX'S GERALDO RIVERA!
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10 Jun 2003, 18:06
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Restaurant at the end of the Universe
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10 Jun 2003, 18:16
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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"and after more than five years of an intensive homicide investigation, police still have no evidence that Eminem did not participate in the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur"
"In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I got skeletons in my closet." It is widely thought by me that this is the skeleton of Tupac Shakur. Have the police not heard this recording? Wouldn't this song be grounds for a search warrant?"
this guy seems a tad obsessed...
EDIT: i really couldnt let this pass...
The occult connection
In the lyrics of Without Me, Eminem confesses he "created a monster." It is widely thought that he performed a ritual of Jewish mysticism to raise a Golem. From the text, it was apparently constructed of chopped liver, wheat, and hard liquor.
The occult connection, part 2
It is widely thought that the aforementioned Golem went on to become Andrew W.K.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough*cough* AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZROFLTOMATO
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10 Jun 2003, 18:19
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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superb.
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10 Jun 2003, 18:21
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Eminem glorifies cold, unfeeling amorality with the lyrics:
Ice, ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.
Ice ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.
heh
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10 Jun 2003, 18:54
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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The aborted American dream
Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.
In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.
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Wait.. 1,000 * $1,000,000 = $1,000,000,000.
How exactly does 300 Million = 1 Billion?
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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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10 Jun 2003, 18:55
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Originally posted by roadrunner_0
"and after more than five years of an intensive homicide investigation, police still have no evidence that Eminem did not participate in the murder of rapper Tupac Shakur"
"In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I got skeletons in my closet." It is widely thought by me that this is the skeleton of Tupac Shakur. Have the police not heard this recording? Wouldn't this song be grounds for a search warrant?"
this guy seems a tad obsessed...
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EMINEM WAS LIKE 16 WHEN TUPAC DIED
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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10 Jun 2003, 19:43
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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"The first film killed 13 students at Columbine High School, the disturbed trench-coated teens imitating the pipe-bombing, shotgunning film's finale. "
13 less idiots on the planet in my opinion
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10 Jun 2003, 20:15
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
Wait.. 1,000 * $1,000,000 = $1,000,000,000.
How exactly does 300 Million = 1 Billion?
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Well, you spotted one. See if you can find the other 49...
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10 Jun 2003, 20:49
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
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My personal favorite:
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I had attended a showing of The Matrix in May of 1999 with a lady friend, because we are both big Morgan Freeman fans. An hour into the film, as I observed what dreck we were wading in, I walked up and stood before the screen and tried to explain to the audience that this vomitus was below their dignity.
I was greeted by some of the most vulgar insults imaginable, until some began throwing objects and one man even knocked my pipe from my hand. Do you wish to be associated with a group of such character?
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