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3 Aug 2004, 01:54
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
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Moths
i hate moths, i really do. which is why i try to splat every moth i see. like just now. there was a rather large moth sitting on my wall so i decided to try and squash it with a bit of toilet paper. unfortunatly, the bastard escaped my clutches of death and started flying around my room and right at my face! , which i wasn't too pleased about. so i grabbed the nearest thing to swat it with (which just so happened to be my copy of The Highway Code) and attempted to swat it out of the sky, with the intention of stunning it and squashing it with my bit of toilet paper. However, after a few misses i finally made contact with the bugger, and sent him flying across the room into my wall and then into my bin. i quickly rushed over and closed the lid to stop him flying out. i was dead impressed i was.
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3 Aug 2004, 02:02
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Moths
moths are great you clown! its spiders you need to keep an eye on. nothing needs eight legs
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3 Aug 2004, 02:03
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overtired
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Moths
I have a tub (empty 'miniature heroes' chocolates) and a piece of cardboard. Moths, spiders, etc are all easily disposed of - stick the tub over them*, and slide the cardboard inbetween. I don't kill them, just release them outside.
* admittedly you have to wait for the moth to settle, but that's not a problem unless you're a big nancyboy (like you)
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3 Aug 2004, 02:03
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: Moths
Quote:
Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
moths are great you clown! its spiders you need to keep an eye on. nothing needs eight legs
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3 Aug 2004, 02:06
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Moths
well you got me there kura the problem with spiders is that they scurry. never trust anything that scurries
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3 Aug 2004, 02:27
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Moths
oh ffs, i wasted my 1000th post with this bullshit
can someone delete this topic, ive been looking forward to my 1k for years...
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3 Aug 2004, 02:49
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: Moths
I think i've been here too long.
I automatically assumed there had been a typo in the subject header.
!!!****ING MATHEES!!!
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3 Aug 2004, 05:05
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Re: Moths
I have a cat, she likes moths, so far it's cat 3 moths 0
~Vaio~
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3 Aug 2004, 09:28
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: Moths
me and skiddy were at a party last night, and some of the girls were screaming due to there being a moth in the room, so skiddy killed it and proceded to terrorise the women with its corpse, which was quite funny
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3 Aug 2004, 12:55
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Moths
You lot are the worst little frilly lace wearing, doiley-under-your-teacup, girly armed, woman-y mannered, irrationaly terrified, saftey blanketed wimps I've ever met.
It's a moth. It cant harm you. It isn't trying to. It's just a stupid bug that would perfer to be outside. Cup it in your hands if its making too much noise and throw it outside. Same applies to daddy-longlegs, spiders, flys, slugs and bugs.
Damn wimps.
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3 Aug 2004, 13:20
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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Re: Moths
You should kill spiders/wasps/bees/flies but everything else should be picked up and thrown outside.
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3 Aug 2004, 13:47
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: Moths
Spiders don't do harm. In fact they do good. They eat the bastards who spread disease. TREAT THEM NICE!
They are cool though. C'mon. They are. Fs.
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3 Aug 2004, 14:02
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Darling
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Edinburgh
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Re: Moths
spiders eat nasty bugs and are your friends
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3 Aug 2004, 21:40
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The Arson Specialist
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Deep Shores of Hell
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Re: Moths
I have a spider scurrying around my room. His name is Osama bin Laden.
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3 Aug 2004, 23:27
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Re: Moths
I was just walking the dog, and I think I ate one...
(A moth, not a cock)
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