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10 May 2004, 17:50
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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stitching someone up on their 21st
heh, a guy at work is 21 tomorrow, so we have put a big banner outside the front of the building, about 4 feet high, reading 'happy 21st chris' and another one inside
i have also 'aquired a couple of photos of him looking a tad drunk etc from various sources which are to be liberally distributed about the building
hehehehehehehehe
i dont think he is going to be pleased with us tomorrow
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10 May 2004, 17:59
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
I'm glad that when I turned 21 my friends aren't like you.
No pranks at all!
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10 May 2004, 18:00
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Again with the no pranks
I have good* friends.
*no
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10 May 2004, 18:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
I won't be in Durham on my 21st, so there.
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10 May 2004, 18:16
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
damn you jakiri, i will hunt you down wherever you may hide
(ie cambridge)
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10 May 2004, 20:52
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Darling
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Gay, angst AND a fox all in one thread.
Damn that's overwhelming.
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10 May 2004, 21:55
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
They said Jakiri would be impressed.
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11 May 2004, 00:00
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
rr you should properly "stitch up" the guy.
Using medical stiches you should shut his anus bottom hole.
The shit would then pile up in his rectum and then that would poison him and he would die.
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11 May 2004, 00:11
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
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Originally Posted by Dace
rr you should properly "stitch up" the guy.
Using medical stiches you should shut his anus bottom hole.
The shit would then pile up in his rectum and then that would poison him and he would die.
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This is what dace does to the little boys who won't come back to the caravan.
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<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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11 May 2004, 00:25
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so f*cking zen
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
I don't "do" boys.
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11 May 2004, 01:51
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:alpha:
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Quote:
Originally Posted by idimmu
that's a prank?
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11 May 2004, 03:36
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Motherfracker
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I won't be in Durham on my 21st, so there.
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you're not 21? you seem old
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11 May 2004, 05:06
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Quote:
Originally Posted by idimmu
that's a prank?
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11 May 2004, 08:25
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaneED
you're not 21? you seem old
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I'm only slightly younger than MM, if that makes any difference.
Now fetch grandpa his whisky.
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11 May 2004, 09:32
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Someone should do a diagram showing respective ages of people on this board or something.
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11 May 2004, 09:54
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
the real pranks start when we go out for a drink on friday night, as he is having to crash at my place as he has no way of getting home
so i think i might abandon him in town for an hour or something
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11 May 2004, 11:47
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
take some gaffa tape with you and then, when he's drunk enough, tape him upside down to a tree and leave him there for the night :evil:
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11 May 2004, 14:09
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Someone should do a diagram showing respective ages of people on this board or something.
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11 May 2004, 14:46
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: stitching someone up on their 21st
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Someone should do a diagram showing respective ages of people on this board or something.
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I fully support this idea, now get to it!
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