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12 Dec 2004, 02:44
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Guess who came to my shop today?
Matt Lucas from Little Britain. He bought a USB connector for his phone.
There was another dude but I forgot his name. I'll ask my Sales Controller again since he's a big fan of his.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 03:34
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1up on you
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
sweet, did u serve him?
was he funny irl
as fat as he looks?
or jus a boring sod
he was also in shooting stars
oh ye when asking for the usb cable did he say "I WANT THAT ONE" and when advising him on the best one did he say "YE I KNOW"
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12 Dec 2004, 04:27
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
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Originally Posted by pig
oh ye when asking for the usb cable did he say "I WANT THAT ONE" and when advising him on the best one did he say "YE I KNOW"
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it's entirely not my place to answer, but i have a creeping suspicion that no.
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12 Dec 2004, 04:30
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1up on you
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
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Originally Posted by Phang
it's entirely not my place to answer, but i have a creeping suspicion that no.
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:/ how boring
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12 Dec 2004, 04:32
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
I watched Little Britain for the last two nights, it really is dreadful, there's possibly two funny sketches and the rest barely raises a smirk
BBC Three <3
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12 Dec 2004, 04:39
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1up on you
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
the one with the granny and her grandsons m8 is well disturbing.
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12 Dec 2004, 05:15
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Ball
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
The fatbusters one is best. The lady on the phone who describes people, and the prime minster's aide, are ok. It's fairly droll but not funny.
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12 Dec 2004, 09:49
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Darling
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Isn't it now obvious that she lied about you and now you should proceed to begrudgingly dislike Grace Jones for the rest of your life?
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12 Dec 2004, 13:05
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Matt Lucas: Hi there, can I have a USB connector for my phone?
Blastoderm: (Hitting the keyboard) Computer says no.
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12 Dec 2004, 13:17
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1up on you
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Matt Lucas: Hi there, can I have a USB connector for my phone?
Blastoderm: (Hitting the keyboard) Computer says no.
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that did make me laugh
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12 Dec 2004, 21:02
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Well he was 'normal'. Yes he's fat and I couldn't tell whether he had hair or not. He was wearing a wooly hat.
The other famous dude was Matt Goss - Ex-Bros star
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 21:14
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
was it Tony Blair?
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12 Dec 2004, 21:16
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Who?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 21:22
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
was it Shane Ritchie?
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12 Dec 2004, 21:24
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Who?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 21:34
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
was it David Seaman?
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12 Dec 2004, 22:47
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Who?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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12 Dec 2004, 23:35
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Bored
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
I sold Chris Waddle a 7210 mobile phone cover about a year ago.
Person I was working with shouted across "Make sure he doesn't miss with his signature" and we got a scowl.
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12 Dec 2004, 23:56
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Godfather
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
i pushed him out the way when trying to get a vodka martini at a party. he is bald from what i can remember and 'happy chappy'. i cant remember who he was with but hadnt 'made it big' with little britain at this stage.
p.s.
how cool do i sound!
p.p.s.
martini isnt actually that nice.
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13 Dec 2004, 00:28
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
George Doors? Or is it the other dood
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13 Dec 2004, 00:34
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Bored
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
george doors tried to pull a gay friend of mine in a gay club in London.
He got rejected, heh.
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13 Dec 2004, 00:39
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
george doors tried to pull a gay friend of mine in a gay club in London.
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My mums a family planning nurse.
She always gets people coming in with problems with "my friend".
I think you get my drift.
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If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor - James
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
So **** y'all, all of y'all; if y'all don't like me, blow me! - Dr. Dre
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13 Dec 2004, 00:43
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
I've never been to a club in London let alone a gay one.
I'm not gay.
I've never met George Doors.
If it had happened to me I would boast about it. The nearest I get is the lead singer of Jesse James. (although apparently he's got around quite a lot...)
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13 Dec 2004, 02:04
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
i've read a book by jeremy paxman
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13 Dec 2004, 19:13
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
I've never been to a club in London let alone a gay one.
I'm not gay.
I've never met George Doors.
If it had happened to me I would boast about it. The nearest I get is the lead singer of Jesse James. (although apparently he's got around quite a lot...)
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yeah, he shagged one of my mates in newcastle :/
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13 Dec 2004, 22:11
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
The people who do Little Britain are so painfully unfunny that they elevate television "comedy" to the moral status of a war-crime. They were worse in other things though.
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13 Dec 2004, 22:50
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
I saw him at Apollo with some mates on Saturday and asked him "Are you Matt Lucas?" - he turned around, looked at me and went "....Ye I know" I then asked before he was being dragged off by someone, "Can I have your autograph?" and he replied "...I'm told, no".
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14 Dec 2004, 02:23
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Gone
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Re: Guess who came to my shop today?
Quote:
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i've read a book by jeremy paxman
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This is fascinating.
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