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Unread 14 Jul 2003, 14:51   #1
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You know its a roasting hot day in Glasgow when
The only thing holding up your baggies/combats is the sweat on your arse........


Oh well at least I have yet to burst into flame from daylight exposure.
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Unread 14 Jul 2003, 14:54   #2
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Fat men wearing no tops all the fking time in glasgow
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Fat men wearing no tops all the fking time in glasgow
There is worse........the fat women in uber tight, itty bitty tops with flesh just sort of 'spurting' out wherever it can get free, like when you crush play doh in your fist and it squirts out between your fingers.


Do we still have the draconian 'no alchohol consumption' in public laws in force?

Because I could fcking murder a beer right now.
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Fat men wearing no tops all the fking time in glasgow
I went into London and saw loads of fat old men with no tops.

I won't be going back there in a hurry.
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Do we still have the draconian 'no alchohol consumption' in public laws in force?
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Well **** me gently with a combine harvester, that sucks.

That forces me to drink beer in my house and hang out the window to enjoy the sun....this is what I consider to be one of the 'Pillars of Scumminess' ......decisions decisions.....
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What in sweet **** possesses FAT PEOPLE when it's hot?


NO-ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU FLAUNT YOUR OBESE BODY YOU FAT **** DROP THAT BIG MAC JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK.
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What in sweet **** possesses FAT PEOPLE when it's hot?
I do not know but I am glad it does not make them get naked and masturbate with a crucifix in the middle of the street.


It can always get worse.
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Well **** me gently with a combine harvester, that sucks.

That forces me to drink beer in my house and hang out the window to enjoy the sun....this is what I consider to be one of the 'Pillars of Scumminess' ......decisions decisions.....
1) decant it into opaque bottle (like the silver diet coke ones)
2) drink it where the cops dont go
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I thought there is no "fat people" in Scotland
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But the sun means scantally clad women.
There was this woman sitting next to me on the tube today. momma!

Thank god for the fact the in tunnels the window opposit acts as a mirror. It was a good journey home.
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Fat men wearing no tops all the fking time in glasgow

The night of the Scotland v Germany match I was out in Glasgow. I was in a pub called the Iron Horse which seemed to be having some sort of west of Scotland 'tartan army' meet up. Picture it. A whole room full of fat, sunburned men, all wearing kilts, all with their tops off. And to make matters worse they were all jumping up and down like idiots to Proclaimers songs. :eek:
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just go to a pub with a beer garden
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just go to a pub with a beer garden

or stop being a fag and drink beer where the **** you want to?

****ing law abiding hippies
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just go to a pub with a beer garden
Glasgow is one of the places in the UK that have very few beer gardens in the city. BEsides it would be a waste of space as it only normally has a summer for 1 or possibly 2 weeks in May of decent weather. The current weather is freak weather.
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they are all expensive too. there is a good un (so im told) just shy of glasgow uni though
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