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23 Dec 2004, 19:20
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so f*cking zen
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****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Apparantly Glasgow is the best place to shop in Britain outside of London.
I say "apparantly" cause i couldnt for the life of me find what i was after.
Anyways does anyone here have any idea where i can buy:
1.) A Beddy Bear
2.) An aroma-therapy candle
Neither are for me i hasten to add.
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23 Dec 2004, 19:21
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
i spent 3 hours lookin so its not like im just being a lazy bastard and using this as my first port of call or anything
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23 Dec 2004, 19:26
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Possibly because the item in question only really sells online or so "Specialist" retailers.
Did you by any chance RING THE NUMBER ON THE ****ING WEBSITE and ask them if anywhere in Glasgow stocked the item? Or did you think "I am Dace , the under 16 world fears me, i shall go shopping in Glasgow and get what i want, or i shall ream the ass of some unsuspecting teenager, AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BE SORRY"?
Thought so.
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23 Dec 2004, 19:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
its like you exist inside my head
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23 Dec 2004, 19:30
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
try boots for the candle, or these 'natural' shops that you get
no idea where to get a 'beddy bear' though. never heard of them before
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23 Dec 2004, 19:51
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Does the Body Shop still exist? They have shity candles don(didn)'t they?
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23 Dec 2004, 19:51
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Clerk
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
And you thought buying a mobile phone made you a faggot?
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23 Dec 2004, 19:57
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kumnaa
Does the Body Shop still exist? They have shity candles don(didn)'t they?
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Checked the Body Shop and checked Lush and no luck :(
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23 Dec 2004, 19:58
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
And you thought buying a mobile phone made you a faggot?
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yeah *sobs*
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23 Dec 2004, 20:08
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Clerk
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
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Originally Posted by Dace
yeah *sobs*
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The only excuse for buying candles and shit is the promise of a blow job.
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23 Dec 2004, 20:51
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Damn Dog
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
i only live in a shit little town and it took me 45 minutes to get about 3 miles on the bus earlier! and i thought manchester was bad. and ive got to go in again tomorrow because i lost the will to live and had to go home without buying all the presents i needed.
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23 Dec 2004, 20:53
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Made of Twigs
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
I started my Christmas shopping yesterday. (Bullring, Birmingham)
I finished today.
Yay me.
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23 Dec 2004, 21:06
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
someone change deepflow's avatar to this please!
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23 Dec 2004, 21:08
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Chrstmas shopping sucks nob*.
*the hairy ugly fetid skinking nob of a large male orangutan
Can you tell I love shopping at this time of year?
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23 Dec 2004, 21:13
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Clerk
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
I'm only buying one present.
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23 Dec 2004, 21:29
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
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Originally Posted by Embroglio
someone change deepflow's avatar to this please!
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:D
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23 Dec 2004, 21:33
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
The likes of Lush and Body shop do cosmetics and bathing products, not really candles. For those, the likes of Boots (as suggested before), random department stores (debenhams, john lewis kind of places), hippy shops, BHS maybe at this time of year, Marks and Spencer, and maybe even the larger supermarkets.
No clue on the beddy bear.
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23 Dec 2004, 21:41
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Dace does not buy bathing products. Dace does not wash. Unless he is attempting to get rid of the bloodstains.
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23 Dec 2004, 21:42
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Quote:
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I'm only buying one present.
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It's for your girlfriend yeah?!
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23 Dec 2004, 21:44
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
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Dace does not buy bathing products. Dace does not wash. Unless he is attempting to get rid of the bloodstains.
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Dace is another whore at the capitalist gang bang.
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23 Dec 2004, 22:08
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so f*cking zen
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
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Dace is another whore at the capitalist gang bang.
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More of a John.
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23 Dec 2004, 23:33
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
and still aileen didn't text back.
she isn't isn't ill is she dace?
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23 Dec 2004, 23:57
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Haven't you heard ? There's this thing called Teh Intarweb and you can use it to buy stuff. It's dead good
~Vaio~
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24 Dec 2004, 00:09
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Quote:
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Haven't you heard ? There's this thing called Teh Intarweb and you can use it to buy stuff. It's dead good
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the news today told how thousands of people are having to go high-street shopping because the stuff they ordered from teh intarweb hasn't been delivered on time
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24 Dec 2004, 00:21
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Dace I find it impossible to believe that you failed to find an aromatherapy candle in Glasgow. Tescos probably sell them ffs.
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24 Dec 2004, 00:38
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Quote:
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Dace I find it impossible to believe that you failed to find an aromatherapy candle in Glasgow. Tescos probably sell them ffs.
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I find it ****ing unbelievable when he LIVES IN THE WEST END WHICH HAS ALL SORTS OF GOTHY AND NEW AGE SHOPS SELLING OVERPRICED TAT THAT YOULL NEVER USE BUT THAT SMELLS NICE OR HAS A SYMBOLIC MEANING!
Official : Dace cannot shop for himself.
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24 Dec 2004, 17:24
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
i have a feeling of smug superiority now cos i got all my shopping done ages ago and havent left the house today except to go to the chip shop
(as a bad point, i was actually meant to be at work today, but didnt go... oops)
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24 Dec 2004, 17:55
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Quote:
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Dace I find it impossible to believe that you failed to find an aromatherapy candle in Glasgow. Tescos probably sell them ffs.
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I got up at 15:30
Left the house at 15:55
Went into town into John Lewis
Bought aromatherapy candle.
Was back by 16:45.
!!!JOB DONE!!!
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25 Dec 2004, 01:10
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Why have there not been any tired, repetitive jokes about why Dace is buying a teddy bear for someone at Christmas. I think this is important, as Dace's role as Internet paedophile is in doubt at this juncture, and could cause a rift in the routing continuum that will never be fixed bv simple ARP alone.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Obvious paedo reference
So, Dace, what else are you giving your gf for Xmas apart from the bear? A training bra?
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25 Dec 2004, 02:01
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two ****ing presents
It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two ****ing presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
On topic, I only do shopping for myself.
And my potential gf.
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25 Dec 2004, 20:51
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
Hmmm... bit late to offer advice for you now Dace...
But well, i had all my shopping done before December.
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25 Dec 2004, 21:49
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Re: ****ing CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
giving gifts is fun but it makes you so damn poor
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