Yesterday, yours truly, was voted unanimously by his family to play Santa at the renunion.
Oh, what hath hell wrought.
I never knew there were so many children, or
small people, in my family. Jesus, STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER. We had kids coming out of the woodworks. There were so many, I thought about giving them away instead of puppies this year. But, thats another story i suppose....
Anyway, after every
small person sat on my lap and told me what they wanted for Christmas, I gave out presents.
So sit on my lap, tell Satan, I mean, Santa what you want from PA for Christmas, and I'llll just laugh at you and say "Ho. Ho. Ho." and tell you that you can't have it.
By the way, is it not ironic that the word
santa closely resembles the word
satan, and they both are red?
Oh my.