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8 Oct 2003, 18:32
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so f*cking zen
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Trapped Nerve
My arm is in an amazing amount of pain (and has been since last night).
I have come to the conclusion i have trapped a nerve.
Anyone know how to un-trap one?
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8 Oct 2003, 18:36
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cynic
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Re: Trapped Nerve
massage? visit a hospital?
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8 Oct 2003, 18:40
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Banned
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Re: Trapped Nerve
So many wanking jokes.
So little time.
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8 Oct 2003, 18:42
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cynic
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Re: Trapped Nerve
it cant have been wanking, surely he gets his little bosy slaves to do that for him??
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8 Oct 2003, 18:49
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Trapped Nerve
It's my left arm
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8 Oct 2003, 18:52
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
It's my left arm
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8 Oct 2003, 19:01
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Noone is allowed to quote Gone in 60 Seconds.
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8 Oct 2003, 19:22
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Re: Trapped Nerve
more like Done in 60 seconds (or less)
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8 Oct 2003, 20:23
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Maybe you're turning into a superhero. Lefty we'll call you, and you can use your left arm to pick up huge objects and buildings and stuff.
Been near any radioactive places lately?
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8 Oct 2003, 20:25
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Take a warm bath!
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8 Oct 2003, 21:19
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Massage.
Ice.
The first one again.
Not so much of the second one, I just made that up to fill some space.
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8 Oct 2003, 21:23
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Trapped Nerve
RICE
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation
Well they told me to do that for my knee, so it is actually no use for you. Ice is good for everything though. Except groin strains of course.
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8 Oct 2003, 21:25
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Quote:
Originally Posted by LHC
RICE
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation
Well they told me to do that for my knee, so it is actually no use for you. Ice is good for everything though. Except groin strains of course.
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DEEP HEAT for those, I hear.
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8 Oct 2003, 21:28
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Trapped Nerve
More like a warm bath.
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8 Oct 2003, 21:28
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Re: Trapped Nerve
I've had this.
Don't worry. It'll be over in a couple of days
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8 Oct 2003, 21:30
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Trapped Nerve
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More like a warm bath.
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That's not as fun as Deep Heat =((
I got to deliberately injuring myself last year just so I could feel the heaty goodness. And that menthol-type smell that permeated every single room of the building. Mmmmmmm. Heat.
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8 Oct 2003, 21:32
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J to the C to the A G E
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Yeah, I expect deep heat on the **** would be the worst thing ever, and putting it on the groin would be very worrying. In fact, taking a piss with it on my hands is utterly terrifying.
Deep heat is great though. Smells like changing rooms.
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8 Oct 2003, 22:20
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Trapped Nerve
I've had warm baths and they haven't seemed to work.
Massage???
Who's gonna massage me?!
My mum???
That's just sick!
I think i'll need to take a 'wait and see' approach like Anu said.
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8 Oct 2003, 22:24
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Ice.
And to test the swear filter:
'****ing ice'.
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8 Oct 2003, 22:26
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
Ice.
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8 Oct 2003, 22:27
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King of The Fat Boys
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Isn't it weird that **** is not censored but c0ck is
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8 Oct 2003, 22:28
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Trapped Nerve
It seems odd, yes.
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8 Oct 2003, 22:29
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Cute and cuddly
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Re: Trapped Nerve
get a new arm you freak
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8 Oct 2003, 22:35
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Trapped Nerve
Brilliant Idea Bloomers!
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