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7 Oct 2003, 21:29
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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ITT we discuss cleanliness
upon writing this i just noticed we seem to have 421 smilies.........excessive :wizard:
ANYWAY cleanliness yeah
about 1 week ago I embarked on the MAMMOTH task of cleaning my keyboard, and so i took off all the keys and to my disgust found 5 years worth of normal hair, pubic hair, biscuit crumbs, bread crumbs, dandruff, nails, skin and other random disgusting things. so i thought i would, like cubass (i believe) did AGES ago, post pictures of it!
here is my keyboard from a birds eye view
and here is a close up
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7 Oct 2003, 21:32
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Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
You've posted this before
edit: My keyboard is also quite manky :bebored:
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7 Oct 2003, 21:37
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
I never use a keyboard for more than a year.
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7 Oct 2003, 21:38
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
I never use a keyboard for more than a year.
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Getting rid of that pesky DNA evidence on a regular basis then I see
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7 Oct 2003, 21:41
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
heh, i cleaned mine aswell yesterday. i dont have a picture but it looked about the same.
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7 Oct 2003, 21:42
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
No, it's just coincidence.
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7 Oct 2003, 21:48
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Pretend Faggot
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Illinois
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
Dont wank over it and you wont have the pubic hair problem
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7 Oct 2003, 21:54
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
Pubic Hairs ALWAYS find a way into just about everything.
They are naturally gravitated to every object and place on the planet, you'll find them in every crevice, every nook, even in the production line of a super clean factory that makes glass eyes for babies...erm...probably.
You cannot stop them foolish meaple!
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7 Oct 2003, 21:55
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
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Originally Posted by meaple
Dont wank over it and you wont have the pubic hair problem
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this obviously coming from a masturbation expert
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7 Oct 2003, 22:12
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Pretend Faggot
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Illinois
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
I r expert. Also, don't cum in your keyboard unless you want a new one
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7 Oct 2003, 22:49
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
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Originally Posted by meaple
I r expert. Also, don't cum in your keyboard unless you want a new one
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Brings the term "My key(s) are sticking" to a whole new level
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7 Oct 2003, 22:53
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
Pubic Hairs ALWAYS find a way into just about everything.
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i found pubic hair on one of my housemates dinner plates
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7 Oct 2003, 22:57
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: ITT we discuss cleanliness
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Originally Posted by KaneED
i found pubic hair on one of my housemates dinner plates
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I hope you washed it before eating off it...he was prolly teabagging it before you arrived
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