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9 Mar 2004, 05:58
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Knightly Protector
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Gym shower ettiquette
So it happend to me again. Too lazy to find my old post now but once I do I shall link it here.
Anyways like always I go to the gym and I shower there after workingout. Naturally I dont want to smell and I feel much better after a shower. Like any gym out there its open/public shower rooms, ie 5-10 heads along a wall with several walls.
Now the most commen sense for a person walking into a shower room is to mind your bussiness and take the shower head farthest from all the people right? At least thats what I thought. But oh no was I wrong.
So once again I am showering (naked of course) and I have my head under the showerhead. I come out and what do I see, not just another guy taking the showerhead right next to me. That fking fat bastard had the guts to drop the soap and moon me too. FFS man wtf u doing. No decency. He was an old man too and such.
i think I have been scared for life. Why cant a beautiful women shower right next to me
-RexDrax
PS: anyone got the number to a good shrin?
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9 Mar 2004, 06:03
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
Find the man with the largest penis and stare at it until it becomes hard.
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9 Mar 2004, 06:07
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Knightly Protector
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
Here is my old post form a few weeks ago if anyone wants to read the first incident
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showth...hlight=RexDrax
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9 Mar 2004, 06:13
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
you are supposed to shag the fat man when he does that.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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9 Mar 2004, 06:25
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Knightly Protector
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Radical Edward
you are supposed to shag the fat man when he does that.
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hehe, I dont play for the other team
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9 Mar 2004, 08:33
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Rawr rawr
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
Find the man with the largest penis and stare at it until it becomes hard.
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I lolled ....
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9 Mar 2004, 08:43
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
Find the man with the largest penis and stare at it until it becomes hard.
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LOL
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9 Mar 2004, 10:34
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Gone
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
Find the man with the largest penis and stare at it until it becomes hard.
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Why stare at it? Wanking him off would surely be a more effective strategy.
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9 Mar 2004, 10:38
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
K, maybe this other man wants to "prove" something...
You know, he might think it's a sign of "shyness" or "fear" to shower so far away from you.
Like when somebody takes the pissoir right next to you, to show you "Hey, look, I'm not afraid". I dunno, but I could imagine someone thinking "look at this guy, he walks away from me to that corner, he has something to hide (probably a small penis ^^)".
Or, this old man was actually educated quite prudish, and wants to show off how "not scared" he is of nakedness now.............
Ah well he might as well be gay
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9 Mar 2004, 12:13
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Lucky
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
haha rexdrax showers with men lol
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9 Mar 2004, 12:15
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Gone
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by KoeN
haha rexdrax showers with men lol
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You shower on men for sexual thrills.
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9 Mar 2004, 12:19
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And you expected Kittens?
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
And then he witters on about ****s in showers, on an internet forum full of fags.
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Speak for yourself, Mr. Manson
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9 Mar 2004, 12:58
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Lucky
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You shower on men for sexual thrills.
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OH
thats a lie!
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9 Mar 2004, 13:48
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
I wouldn't have a problem showering with other men :/
But, like you said, if I had the option to shower far away, I'd take it.
I bet the fat old guy dropped the soap on purpose. The correct course of action would be to:
-Take him from behind. Who cares about batting for the other team, he dropped the soap! Prisoners are big hard men, and they don't mind!
-Kick him over, serves him right for coming near you, the poofter!
-Poke him to get his attention, then point out that he should bend with his legs, not with his back.
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9 Mar 2004, 14:12
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mefs
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You shower on men for sexual thrills.
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That's just a common dutch weekend party trick, can't hold that against him.
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My old Wolfpack forum account was quite litterally:
Username: HobbieRogue4
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9 Mar 2004, 14:16
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
heh, i thought you are a funky pimp. but you are a fool. if it is such a problem for you to shower with other men, than go home and fking shower there. making a thread agian about this issue is p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c. i mean you didnt even learn anything.
however, i can understand the old <insert funny DM joke> fat man. i mean, hey, you look funky, it lies in human nature that we wanna shag funky ppl.
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9 Mar 2004, 14:16
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Gone
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Petru
That's just a common dutch weekend party trick, can't hold that against him.
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The act of pissing on people is considered a 'party trick' in The Netherlands?
The Dutch can't get out that much.
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9 Mar 2004, 14:43
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Bored
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
why don't you wear swimming trunks or swimming shorts when you take communal showers?
THAT would be the sensible non-gay option.
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9 Mar 2004, 14:45
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Gone
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
Why doesn't he just go to a non-gay gym?
That would be the most prudent non-gay option.
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9 Mar 2004, 14:47
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Bored
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
is there such a thing?
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9 Mar 2004, 14:48
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Gone
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
No, but he could make one.
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9 Mar 2004, 14:52
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Bored
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Yeah probably knows some construction workers from the clubbing scene.
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9 Mar 2004, 14:53
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Gone
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Yeah probably knows some construction workers from the clubbing scene.
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'Big Gay Al's Big Gay Non-Gay Gym'?
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9 Mar 2004, 14:56
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Bored
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
classic episode
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9 Mar 2004, 15:20
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
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Originally Posted by RexDrax
So it happend to me again. Too lazy to find my old post now but once I do I shall link it here.
Anyways like always I go to the gym and I shower there after workingout. Naturally I dont want to smell and I feel much better after a shower. Like any gym out there its open/public shower rooms, ie 5-10 heads along a wall with several walls.
Now the most commen sense for a person walking into a shower room is to mind your bussiness and take the shower head farthest from all the people right? At least thats what I thought. But oh no was I wrong.
So once again I am showering (naked of course) and I have my head under the showerhead. I come out and what do I see, not just another guy taking the showerhead right next to me. That fking fat bastard had the guts to drop the soap and moon me too. FFS man wtf u doing. No decency. He was an old man too and such.
i think I have been scared for life. Why cant a beautiful women shower right next to me
-RexDrax
PS: anyone got the number to a good shrin?
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9 Mar 2004, 17:07
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Born Sinful
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
Soap on a rope!
SOAP ON A ROPE!!!
sorry
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9 Mar 2004, 18:01
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Knightly Protector
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
hehe,
Some intresting/funny replies, and I am being flamed to (sort of) but I dont care so enjoy your roast fest boys and girls.
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10 Mar 2004, 02:52
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
It's my belief that the cigarette manufacturers have missed out on a prime marketing opportunity by not embracing the
'FAGS FOR FAGS'
slogan.
Make the packets pink and creating a new cigarette size to go alongside Regular, King Size, something like 'Large Blue Veined One-Eyed Monster Size'.
There's a flourishing homo market out there that needs nicotine, so which manufacturer has balls (OMFGLOLOLCABBAGEALOLOL) enough to go and grab them? (AHAHAHALOLGFMEATPIEGLABMFAO).
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10 Mar 2004, 03:00
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Baron Samedi
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Re: Gym shower ettiquette
Your not gay until your balls meet in the middle. Always remember that, you will feel much better when your in a shared shower full of men.
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