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Unread 8 Sep 2004, 15:31   #1
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What brand of condoms do you use?

Is there any specific type or make that you prefer to buy or use?
Do you go for value or reliability? Do you opt for the more expensive non rubber kind?

Having recently "gotten back in the game" I have to asess these choices once more and I find the selection in my local chemist to be excessive. I'm not exactly a condom connoisseur.

Now I've personally tried
  • Normal (ok, plain old condom, smells of rubber, hardly nice)
  • Lubricated (better for her somewhat)
  • Flavoured (much better than the nasty smell of rubber but certain flavours aren't the best, walking around with your nob reeking of banana or lime just isn't right - unless you have a fetish for fruit its hardly normal)
  • Ribbed (Clearly designed for her, it didn't seem to make much difference to that particular girl, no benifit for me really)
  • 'Performance' (now this was a bastard, didn't realise it until it was on but it has a heat activated local anesthetic in the tip, designed to make men last longer. Clearly designed for the premature ejac's of this world. It killed all feeling in my nob, which then resulted in some wilting making any sex pretty much impossible. It was like trying to play snooker with a wet noodle. Embarresing, stupid, and pointless. Removed it and everything was fine after a couple of mins but NEVER again)

Pretty much all strangled my nob quite a bit and were a streach to get on. I'm not bragging that I have a large cock, I think it's about average. Is this what everyone else experiences? Tight ass strangluating pieces of rubber?

Haven't tried those studded ones, I hear they are supposed to enhance the guys pleasure.
Neither have I tried those non rubber 'Avanti' ones, anyone tried them? Any different?

Any types I've missed, please point them out.
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Extra thick and a tub of KY.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

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Is this what everyone else experiences?

Pretty much, except you left out the ones which are thinner (sensation/featherlite?) and therefore let you feel more.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

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Pretty much, except you left out the ones which are thinner (sensation/featherlite?) and therefore let you feel more.
Is there much more of a risk with those I wonder? The last thing I want is a child. Sounds like a good option though.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

Playing snooker with a wet noodle ?
Heh hheh... that part deserves to make this post a POTW nomination. But I don't know how to get the link, so I won't.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

You click with the right mouse button on the little number on the top right of the post, and "Copy Link Location" to get it down.

I prefer the thin ones myself. I've tried flavoured and ribbed, and the thin ones are the best in my opinion.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

I dont use them, dont need to.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

Durex extra safe, lubricated. Get them free on the NHS from the local planning family clinic here in town. You just have to register with them first.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

Condom's are against Gods will.

Use them and fear his wrath.

Personally I like the ones that have smiley faces on them and stuff. They're :cool:
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

if i use them: durex regular.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

I'm off on holiday soon, my Mum juts gave me 30 Durex condoms, I can't halp feeling she thinks I'm more of a stud than I actually am (I'm not at all...). I'm pretty sure they're not "extra thick" but they are free. Might sell them and get some cash.
Last time I got flavoured ones, but I had a gf then!
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

buy flavoured ones, but only use em for when/if she`s too touchy to take real hardcore penis breath. (chocolate or strawberry flavour are usually loved by the ladies:/)

For the part named penetration i suggest sensation (thin-ones etc) but if you`re that particular of security, when your about to finish, just get it out of there and finish up with your hand and splash her tits etc.
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Durex feather light, green package

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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

I dunno why you guys need lube or lubed condoms, unless its because you don't treat your ladies right!

I'd like to try flavoured ones if they make your cock smell of fruit, qwould be fun
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buy flavoured ones, but only use em for when/if she`s too touchy to take real hardcore penis breath. (chocolate or strawberry flavour are usually loved by the ladies:/)

For the part named penetration i suggest sensation (thin-ones etc) but if you`re that particular of security, when your about to finish, just get it out of there and finish up with your hand and splash her tits etc.



jerome, don't talk bollocks, you are 15, you do not even know how to put one on.
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jerome, don't talk bollocks, you are 15, you do not even know how to put one on.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

I have tried all those condoms and just can get them on. In most case they split when I put them on. I'm not boasting but I just dont use condoms anymore simply pull out, but it pisses me off i cant use them. Oh and I'm too scared to go into a chemist and explain the problem

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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

Or condoms for jumbos (elephants)
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

i learnt to put one on after learning it off from a fat nurse who came in and taught sex education at school when i was 11/12, tyvm.


ps. better to 'not use much johnny' of age rather than being an ugly sod - EH TESLA?!

pps. - i assume you all know what a 'posh wank' is. Ever tried it? i did it, out of curiosity. Rather crap - eh?for those that don`t know - a 'posh wank' is wanking with a johnny on.

[edit - johnny = condom]

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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

The ones that the NHS give out for free are actually pretty good (and expensive for them, apparently).

I normally use Durex though, don't have any massive preference. I seem to remember Avanti being slightly more annoying to put on, although that was a while ago.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

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  • 'Performance' (now this was a bastard, didn't realise it until it was on but it has a heat activated local anesthetic in the tip, designed to make men last longer. Clearly designed for the premature ejac's of this world. It killed all feeling in my nob, which then resulted in some wilting making any sex pretty much impossible. It was like trying to play snooker with a wet noodle. Embarresing, stupid, and pointless. Removed it and everything was fine after a couple of mins but NEVER again)
That explains what condoms my ex gave me that night.....


I might go and try this Trojan ones although I use Durex.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

Heh, Durex Featherlite it is then!

I wish we had a free condom's family planning thing like the NHS in the UK. I think there is a free clinic but I'm not sure if they give out free condoms. Must check that out. Until then, my local chemist it is!

If that really hot girl is on the till methinks Featherlite will be replaced with "XXL Super Stud Stallion" condoms. Y'know how it is.

Thing is, I always thought that buying condoms before a date might be construed as a little presumptuous, heh. Only topped by turning up with one on and nodding towards it in a suggesstive manner.
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

durex, whichever once are closest to hand
tried some different non durex ones once, didnt like them, had to stop and change condom half way through as there was just no feeling
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durex, whichever once are closest to hand
tried some different non durex ones once, didnt like them, had to stop and change condom half way through as there was just no feeling
Argh!

I bought a 3-pack once from a vending machine and they were pretty much 'generic condoms'. Went to put one on and it looked like a childrens blow up balloon: cheap as crap and more likely to burst before your done, ruining your enjoyment.
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I have tried all those condoms and just can get them on. In most case they split when I put them on. I'm not boasting but I just dont use condoms anymore simply pull out, but it pisses me off i cant use them. Oh and I'm too scared to go into a chemist and explain the problem

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Well since condoms can be stretched to 4 feet in length and a foot or more in width, the problem clearly isn't that your penis is too large. Remember to be careful if your fingernails are long or if you have any piercings. And please stop using my avatar ta.
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Well since condoms can be stretched to 4 feet in length and a foot or more in width, the problem clearly isn't that your penis is too large. Remember to be careful if your fingernails are long or if you have any piercings. And please stop using my avatar ta.
I have found that it takes a bit of effort to tear or rip a condom. Maybe out of date ones rip easier. Maybe TheShadowMan really has a 4ft long 1ft wide cock though!
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

i found performance very good actual... condoms sometimes have meh willy go sloppy after a while, mainly because of the fiddling with them... anyways, tried them all pretty much. Stay away from flavoured shit!
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I have found that it takes a bit of effort to tear or rip a condom. Maybe out of date ones rip easier. Maybe TheShadowMan really has a 4ft long 1ft wide cock though!
Hehehe nah i dont they just seem to constrict when they are on, then burst after a while. I may have use my tayto crisp bag for a while heh
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Re: What brand of condoms do you use?

I use mates, i found durex brake on me too much, even the extra safe ones :/ i find nothing more hummilating than saying to a girl "ugh can we stop a sec the dam condom broke" and then having to take the dam thing off and put on another , kinda ruins the "atmosphere" for me.

and wtf is that about performace ones making u last longer by having anasthetic in the tip! i gotta get me some of those!
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comedy 'i don't use condoms' option (i don't care if it's already been said)
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'Performance' (now this was a bastard, didn't realise it until it was on but it has a heat activated local anesthetic in the tip, designed to make men last longer. Clearly designed for the premature ejac's of this world. It killed all feeling in my nob, which then resulted in some wilting making any sex pretty much impossible. It was like trying to play snooker with a wet noodle. Embarresing, stupid, and pointless. Removed it and everything was fine after a couple of mins but NEVER again)[/list]
Thats what I'm blaming it on.
Sometimes parts of me have an aversion to condoms...

I'll use whatever type and brand are to hand. Prefer boring normal ones (although they tend to be too small - i think i've had 3 different sizes in the same pack. Large, small and super small) just in case the girl says "Why the **** have you got flavoured condoms?" or something.

But yeh, I'm hearing you on the smallness of them thing. And I am bragging.
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