15 Feb 2004, 20:51
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so f*cking zen
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Re: The Chronicles Continue
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Originally Posted by Rids
Hey guys, dont be cruel to Dace.
YOU MIGHT MAKE HIM CRY
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I have to admit this reply took longer to appear than i expected.
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15 Feb 2004, 20:55
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cynic
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Re: The Chronicles Continue
made me laugh like hell though
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15 Feb 2004, 20:59
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so f*cking zen
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Well at least some good is coming from my misery then \o/
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15 Feb 2004, 21:00
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so f*cking zen
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Re: The Chronicles Continue
I forgot
[sarcasm]
\o/
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tags.
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15 Feb 2004, 21:01
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cynic
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hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hey, anything that distract me from my own [sarcasm] fantastic [/sarcasm] love life will make me laugh at the moment
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15 Feb 2004, 21:03
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so f*cking zen
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So does this new ex of yours go to the same pub as the other 3 seem to hang out in?
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15 Feb 2004, 21:04
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cynic
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no, thank god, which can only be a good thing the ways things have been going lately
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15 Feb 2004, 21:08
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so f*cking zen
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RR ... are all your exes slutty?
[/totally innocent question]
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15 Feb 2004, 21:26
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cynic
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thats just it, not really, i can still try and set you up with my psycho ex if you want though, as she is a bit
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15 Feb 2004, 21:32
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so f*cking zen
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Sounds like a plan.
A mutually beneficial plan.
You don't have to worry about a psycho ex for a bit.
I get laid.
THERE ARE NO LOSERS!
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15 Feb 2004, 22:06
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Made of Twigs
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Does the fact shes a pscyco not put u off slightly!? Or is that a turn on?
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15 Feb 2004, 22:16
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so f*cking zen
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More a turn on than anything else.
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15 Feb 2004, 22:22
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Made of Twigs
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How exactly? The unknown? Unpredictability?
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15 Feb 2004, 22:25
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so f*cking zen
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It's probably something to do with the whole when she hits me i'd feel morally obligated to hit her back (literally "striking a blow for equality").
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15 Feb 2004, 22:27
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Made of Twigs
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So it's ok to hit women? Or only in self defence? Or is retaliation ok?
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16 Feb 2004, 00:51
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cynic
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rule 1: never hit a woman
this has got me into so much trouble i cant even ****ing describe, i have even been known to stick up for women i dont ****ing know if a man hits them and i see it fs
men who hit women are worse than scum
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16 Feb 2004, 04:13
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Next goal wins!
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what if she enjoys it?
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16 Feb 2004, 05:10
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In future dace, obey the rules if you want to get laid.
Rule one: If she's fit and fine she's totally mine.
Rule two: If she's drinking hard don't stray too far.
Rule three: If she's going back with you you've made the breakthrough.
Rule four: If she's unconscious on the floor you're gonna score!
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16 Feb 2004, 08:05
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^ Winnar!
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16 Feb 2004, 10:53
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cynic
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what if she enjoys it?
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different situation, i was talking about actual hitting, rather than sex play, which i know plenty of ppl who like, and as long as you both know what you are doing, no harm will come of it.
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16 Feb 2004, 18:55
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so f*cking zen
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rule 1: never hit a woman
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Pah!
Deep down you KNOW every girl likes to be slapped around a bit.
Anyways it's not like id do it all the time.
If she doesnt want to be hit then all she has to do is not hit me.
Simple plan etc.
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16 Feb 2004, 19:03
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Dear diary
Today the internet made me laugh
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7 Apr 2004, 23:23
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Who?
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Just ask her out for a drink or whatever, I'm not getting what the problem is.
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looking like you do, i am suprised that has ever worked
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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7 Apr 2004, 23:27
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Who?
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Sorry for bumping, i hadn't realised. A nasty person gave me the link and I thought it was a new one
SORRY
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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7 Apr 2004, 23:28
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Made of Twigs
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And the reason for the bump is?!
Edit: efb
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7 Apr 2004, 23:31
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Who?
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I didn't realise I had done a bump until i checked the dates
Read my posts
\o/
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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8 Apr 2004, 00:28
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Blatantly overcooked
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So this thread is still here? shouldnt exist something against blogs in here? Or people complaining/commenting about their personal lives and experiences? Cos frankly i dont think this is the place for these kinds of stuff
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8 Apr 2004, 02:15
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So this thread is still here? shouldnt exist something against blogs in here? Or people complaining/commenting about their personal lives and experiences? Cos frankly i dont think this is the place for these kinds of stuff
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8 Apr 2004, 08:52
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Your best ever post.
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Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
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8 Apr 2004, 17:35
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You're actually made of stone if you didn't break down laughing while reading that post.
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I actually didn't laugh at the story.
Not even a smile, instead I tried to empathize with the situation and how awkward it must be for him, and then grinned satisfied at the thought of him being discomforted for the rest of his imminent working career. Alas I now find out this is an old thread, still for 20 seconds I was genuinely pleased by a Dace thread.
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9 Apr 2004, 09:51
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Re: The Chronicles Continue
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Your best ever post.
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