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ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Thinks you definately dont know
- I am a freelance web designer and design web sites for people I know, a couple of which i would get banned for if links posted*
- I have a strangely large amount of hot female friends for a hetrosexual person*
- I have a X-Ray excemption stamp in my passport
- I apparently am "extremelly good at giving women oral sex"
- I am an active member of camra
- I have my own radio show
- I have organised a piss up in a brewery, three times
Things you may not know
- I have once been declared "clinically insane"
- I have a criminal record
- I can instruct snowboarding on dry ski slopes
- My Fiance' name is Becky
* : these things are related, I am not giving details out
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3 Oct 2003, 23:15
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Things you may not know
- I have a reasonably large collection of mental disorders
- I own a copy of American Pie 2, god knows why
- I can play the piano
- I once independently derived differential calculus
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3 Oct 2003, 23:19
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Things you may know
- I like Rainbow Squares more than can be healthy
- My Fiance's name is Sam
- I tell long anecdotes that don't really go anywhere, like the time I was talking to Giles in Roger's room, which must have really been in 2001, 2002 at the latest, although the most likely time was 2001, as I was down for my interview at that stage in the game, and it must have been in one of those 2 years because Rog was still based in the ESB. And so on, so forth.
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4 Oct 2003, 00:17
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fascinated by bridges!
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
- I know that costa both designs porn sites and participates in porn movies featured on the sites and he believes that the women he shags enjoy it.
Matrim
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4 Oct 2003, 00:19
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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- I know that costa both designs porn sites and participates in porn movies featured on the sites and he believes that the women he shags enjoy it.
Matrim
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4 Oct 2003, 00:21
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etc.
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Things you may not know:
-I used to take ballet classes and was resonably good for my level.
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10/20/04 <Dinoman> babies are like a online game... u wery soon get lack of sleep... and u try give em diffrent skills... it allso kills ur social life
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4 Oct 2003, 00:25
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fascinated by bridges!
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
--- Sensitive information about me you would be dying for were you not totally uninterested: I bought a new bed yesterday! It's better than the last one I had.
Matrim
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4 Oct 2003, 00:31
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Gubbish
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Thinks you definately dont know
- I'm female
- I'm 15 and live in Tokyo
- I'm an open kind of person and don't really keep anything about me secret. There's nothing about me that I can be sure you don't know.
Things you may not know
- I work in tech support 40 hours a week, and enjoy it.
- I can't code C++
- I've dropped out of uni after taking courses for 4 years (that was a year ago)
- I've run a marathon
- I have really long hair (I cut it short enough that I can't wipe my ass with it)
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4 Oct 2003, 00:42
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Romantic
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Comedy 'asl' comment.
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Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead
Just walk beside me
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4 Oct 2003, 01:01
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Pretend Faggot
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
I'm gay.
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4 Oct 2003, 01:20
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
- I Have brought women to multiple orgasms without penetration
- Despite playing contact sports for 20+ years , ive never broken a limb
- I have never dated a woman older than me
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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4 Oct 2003, 01:23
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lol
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Things You Should Know
-I'm too sexy for this hat
-I'm too sexy for this shirt
-I'm too sexy for this forum
-I'm hott
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:Thinkingof_:
Remember to think happy thoughts
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4 Oct 2003, 01:57
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
I once shot a man just to watch him die
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4 Oct 2003, 01:57
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I AM OSCAR WILDE
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
You probably don't know that...
- I have Aspeger's, Bipolar, OCD, and possibly ADD
- I am an ordained minister
- Despite Aspeger's, I am an insane public speaker
- I'm really connected to the Chinese Mafia, even if the trenchcoat pic wasn't a mafia thing.
- My cat's name is ****les
- I'm a Bret Easton Ellis fanboy
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[Naked Oral Sex] | Self Exile Count in Round 11: 12
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4 Oct 2003, 02:00
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Pretend Faggot
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
pics pls grimble
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4 Oct 2003, 02:27
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Bitch
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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I once shot a man just to watch him die
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In Reno?
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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4 Oct 2003, 02:35
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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In Reno?
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In the chest
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4 Oct 2003, 02:56
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
You Probably Dont Know That I
-Secretly despise happy people because they are mocking us with their inate cheeriness
-Once, for a laugh, ran for president of Antigua and won by a 6 to 1 majority
-Was impeached for not providing the "hot chicks for everyone" I had promised in my campaign
-Made up everything above this line
-Had my heart broken so bad it took me a year to get over a girl, she then moved in two doors down from me in some cruel twist of fate
-Fell into my friends coat closet last night while drunk and pulled the coat hangers off the wall and covered myself in plaster and bumped my head
-Find myself so love starved that I am actually attracted to ppl by reading their amazon wish list if the two following conditions are met 1) They are female 2) They seem to like cool things
-Clearly lie about things alot
-Secretly am messed up but in a lovable "awww isnt he cute in that straight jacket" sort of way
-Love historical research into the origins of estonian double ply weaving
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4 Oct 2003, 03:09
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a new low in getting high
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
You shouldn't really know that....
I am infact female.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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4 Oct 2003, 03:13
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
That amazon wishlist thing isnt at all weird if you think about it objectively.
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4 Oct 2003, 03:28
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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That amazon wishlist thing isnt at all weird if you think about it objectively.
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I still think its funny though :P
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4 Oct 2003, 04:24
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Happy
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
i think it's the part that they're already taken and you know it that could make it worrying
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4 Oct 2003, 05:12
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Pretend Faggot
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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I once shot a man just to watch him die
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killed by cum ew 
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4 Oct 2003, 07:42
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
I'm gay.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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4 Oct 2003, 08:53
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Ancient
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
I'm really a highly advanced alice chatter bot. THE MACHINE TAKE OVER HAS BEGUN!!!!!
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"Melting the steel, close to the sun
Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
-Masterplan
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4 Oct 2003, 10:52
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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You Probably Dont Know That I
-in some cruel twist of fate
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Old mrs colgate was stabbed but the job was not complete.
The last thing she said, before the cops pronounced her dead
Was 'My killer is Loretta, and she lives across the street'
20 cops burst through my door without even phoning...
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4 Oct 2003, 11:08
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Cute and cuddly
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
i am taking oxytetracycline because i'm manky
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Cute and cuddly
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I'm really a highly advanced alice chatter bot. THE MACHINE TAKE OVER HAS BEGUN!!!!! |
is it wrong to get turned on by talking dirty to Alice?
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
I hunt dodos for sport
Vaio
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The George Harrison of BlueTuba
Yes, I know he is dead !
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4 Oct 2003, 11:58
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a new low in getting high
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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is it wrong to get turned on by talking dirty to Alice?
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Alice? Alice? Who the **** is Alice?
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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4 Oct 2003, 11:59
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
things you dont know about me
- i am exorbital kewl
- i am magnificent clever
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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4 Oct 2003, 12:09
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a new low in getting high
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
What you had better know about me...
I'm an incision,
the kind that glistens,
and not to mention we appeal
when we've healed.
I'm an incision, just an incision;
I've got polaroid value
in a celluloid way!
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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i think it's the part that they're already taken and you know it that could make it worrying
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P.S
-I also make furniture out of discarded innards of old sellotape rolls
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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Ancient
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is it wrong to get turned on by talking dirty to Alice?
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Alice? Alice? Who the **** is Alice?
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this is Alice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!12233
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"Melting the steel, close to the sun
Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
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5 Oct 2003, 23:14
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The Twilight of the Gods
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5 Oct 2003, 23:28
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Angry Young Man
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
I really, really love Billy Joel
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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5 Oct 2003, 23:32
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Henry Kelly
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
[23:29:51] <_W_> I'm a hairy bastard
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5 Oct 2003, 23:34
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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[23:29:51] <_W_> I'm a hairy bastard
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5 Oct 2003, 23:35
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Henry Kelly
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Read the entire thread moron
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I already did. Any other requests?
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Angry Young Man
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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- I Have brought women to multiple orgasms without penetration
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This isnt so suprising, youve been a pie muncher your whole life.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
pld deffeh
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Things you may know:
-I have dual citizenship in the USA and Canada.
-I have a weak heart because of a blood infection
-I rarely visit these forums
-I've never broken or even sprained a bone
-I'm about 6'9", making me legally a giant
-I've never met someone taller than me in recent memory (ie excluding childhood)
-The last time I rased my fists in anger I nearly killed someone
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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Next goal wins!
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
- I have ADHD (no im not "just lazy" as someone once said when i told them this) though it seems im nowhere near as ****ed up as a large amount of people on these boards if the rest of this thread is anything to go by.
- Incidentally i also AM very lazy
- I wont be forced into doing anything i don't want to do, ever. Much to the detriment of my academic career.
- I'm 19 and have only had one sexual partner ( ). But hey it was good while it lasted. Also i kept eeing her again despite my previous inexperience
- Clearly i am naturally good at EVERYTHING
- I'm heavily into S&M. or at least i would be if i got the chance, as it is i justhave to explore my dark dark fantasies in other aways. Dark, ask pyr0. I disgusted him, yay me.
- That'll do for now i think
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a new low in getting high
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
You disgusted pyr0? What the ****? How?
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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a new low in getting high
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
>Do you have a boyfriend?
ALICE: no boyfriend
>Do you want to hook up some time?
ALICE: OK, I will hook up some time
>Can we **** like rabbits?
ALICE: Do you mean you and me? How old are you? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
>UH OHS
ALICE: And? My real name is ALICE. What is your real name?
>Muslim
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
Last edited by Embroglio; 6 Oct 2003 at 14:36.
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Next goal wins!
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
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oh ok... disgusted is probably too strong a word. But at least it was far too heavy for him.
I would not like to go into the worst things ive looked at tbh though.
And im not open to experimentation right now as i cannot actually look at "porn" as all i have access to at the moment is uni computers. s'not fair.
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a new low in getting high
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Details please.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Things you may think you know but are actually totally wrong about.- I have any affiliation to Workmonkey
things you deffinately don't know- I'm sleeping with your mother on tuesdays and thursdays
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Next goal wins!
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
hmm... is giving directions tantamount to linking? i hope not anyway.
to be safe ill just give you some to a bit of literature.
this isnt the exact stuff that i think i was showing pyr0, but its probably some of my favourite. Just go to google and search for "jake baker stories". Ignore the case stuff, and just look for the actual stories, they are around there somewhere.
I love those things =D
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Re: ITT We post stuff people may not know about us
Things you don't know about me
+ I own a reebok jump-rope
+ I've been thinking about the same person for everyday in that last 180 days.
+ I've changed my lifes direction away from programming \o/
Last edited by Weeks; 6 Oct 2003 at 15:23.
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