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Embroglio · 9 Dec 2003, 16:21

...just erected a 7 foot tall inflatable father Christmas in their front garden.

Here's hoping for a very strong gust of wind.

ps. I hate Christmas :((

Marilyn Manson · 9 Dec 2003, 16:25

Kid comes along with piece of pointed metal in five minutes time = bye bye Santa.

Then these faggots have the cheek to complain when this happens to them.

Bob The Scutter · 9 Dec 2003, 17:33

theres a house round the corner from me with one of those 7ft inflatable santas that light up inside...

and a 7 foot inflatable snowman that lights up inside....

and a 7ft inflatable homer simpson dressed in a santa outfit that lights up from inside...

and a 6ft santa that waves at you, then sings, you can even hear it from here when the traffic dies down

oh yeah, and a ****in big tree, with so many lights you can hardly see the house

Intrepid00 · 9 Dec 2003, 17:36

Here's to 'Riceing' up your House.

First it was the Hondas, then the CPU Towers, now apprently homes. When will the madness end?

CjC · 9 Dec 2003, 18:18

Not as bad as the greckle factory (Aka Bungalow) on my way home from work. They've got a light up Santa in a hot-air Baloon (??????) that dominates most of the roof of their house, oh and a couple of wireframe flashing reindeer on the lawn, and about 7 hectares of ropelight.

Bob The Scutter · 9 Dec 2003, 18:20

heh, well i only mentioned the things that were standing up in the garden...

its quite worrying how stupid these people must be. you can hardly see a brick because of the lights on the house, theyve got a small reindeer/santas sleigh thing on the floor, and loadsa fake snow or some kinda shit wherever theres a chance of seeing ground. theyve even taken their driveway up with christmas stuff, so they cant even get the car on the drive

Bob The Scutter · 9 Dec 2003, 18:21

god knows what the inside of the house is like aswell, but if its anything like the bay window suggests its gonna be hell watchin TV... what were people sayin about drugs and LSD?? hmmmm

Marilyn Manson · 9 Dec 2003, 18:21

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Originally Posted by CjC

They've got a light up Santa in a hot-air Baloon (??????) that dominates most of the roof of their house, oh and a couple of wireframe flashing reindeer on the lawn, and about 7 hectares of ropelight.

I believe I might very well pay to see this.

Obliterate · 9 Dec 2003, 18:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob The Scutter

theres a house round the corner from me with one of those 7ft inflatable santas that light up inside...

and a 7 foot inflatable snowman that lights up inside....

and a 7ft inflatable homer simpson dressed in a santa outfit that lights up from inside...

and a 6ft santa that waves at you, then sings, you can even hear it from here when the traffic dies down

oh yeah, and a ****in big tree, with so many lights you can hardly see the house

I think I saw that in the paper actually - they said it was becoming a tourist attraction or something

Bob The Scutter · 9 Dec 2003, 18:24

chances of it being the same house are very slim tbh... unless you read our towns paper that is, but then again usually every year they cover a different house, which is so much worse that people do actually go look round

Obliterate · 9 Dec 2003, 18:27

It was in the daily mail :/

Bob The Scutter · 9 Dec 2003, 18:29

probably not then lol... last year on the regional news alone i saw something about a house that charged people to go look round their house which even had a Santa and his sleigh on rails running round the rooms ffs! and giving the money to charity.... nutters

Intrepid00 · 9 Dec 2003, 18:32

I need to go grab a snap shot of the one by my office tonight.

Dilly_D · 9 Dec 2003, 18:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob The Scutter

theres a house round the corner from me with one of those 7ft inflatable santas that light up inside...

and a 7 foot inflatable snowman that lights up inside....

and a 7ft inflatable homer simpson dressed in a santa outfit that lights up from inside...

and a 6ft santa that waves at you, then sings, you can even hear it from here when the traffic dies down

oh yeah, and a ****in big tree, with so many lights you can hardly see the house

next time I'm across town. I'll be sure to bring my digital cam and take a pic and post it of the most holliday annoying house ever...this guy goes way way way way overboard with decorations at christmas, valentine's day, easter, Canada Day, and Halloween

KoeN · 9 Dec 2003, 19:10

hahahahahaa

we dont even have a christmas tree. -yet.

Dace · 9 Dec 2003, 19:25

Emb what you should do is:

- Buy (/hire) a super duper spot light (like the ones in Die hard)

- Set up spotlight in your front garden

- Shine the light directly in annoying neighbours window

- Laugh like a maniac

- ...

- PROFIT!

Intrepid00 · 9 Dec 2003, 19:30

Just snip the power cord. I doubt he is smart enough how to use a juction box and wire nuts.

Radical Edward · 9 Dec 2003, 19:44

christmas is ace.

Bob The Scutter · 9 Dec 2003, 20:01

buy a big christmas tree, and several security lights to go in your front garden... just wrap the lights round the tree and then...

..when unsuspecting passer by walks past, or your neighbour comes out of the door wham! theyre blinded

Helveticus · 9 Dec 2003, 22:07

Around the corner from me, there are 2 houses on opposite sides of the road, that try to outdo each other for lights every year. There's currently no need for the streetlights anywhere along that road.
There's also somebody who puts up so many lights, the police have to go out and move along sightseeing traffic. He's also had the power company come in and do something to his electricity supply, as he uses so much.

Aryn · 9 Dec 2003, 22:14

lol he said 'erect' lol

there's a house similar to this in my town
every day i drive by and think 'i wish i had some sort of gun to shoot the inflatable snowman' they've really outdone themselves this year :\

Intrepid00 · 9 Dec 2003, 22:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helveticus

Around the corner from me, there are 2 houses on opposite sides of the road, that try to outdo each other for lights every year. There's currently no need for the streetlights anywhere along that road.
There's also somebody who puts up so many lights, the police have to go out and move along sightseeing traffic. He's also had the power company come in and do something to his electricity supply, as he uses so much.

Proably tweaked the transfomer to his house and made sure his circuit box wasn't going to catch on fire from the heat produced with the extra electricity ususage or even put in a bigger box.

Tactitus · 9 Dec 2003, 22:59

I don't particularly care for such decorations myself, but I don't mind them--especially if they're only seasonal.

Clearly, many of you need some tolerance beaten into you.

Marilyn Manson · 9 Dec 2003, 23:01

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Originally Posted by Aryn

lol he said 'erect' lol

You need to wash your mind out with soap, young lady.

Marilyn Manson · 9 Dec 2003, 23:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tactitus

Clearly, many of you need some tolerance beaten into you.

We're not intolerant; we just hate our neighbours, for being the ****s they are, and their pathetically tacky pieces-of-shit decorations.

JonnyBGood · 9 Dec 2003, 23:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Embroglio

...just erected a 7 foot tall inflatable father Christmas in their front garden.

Here's hoping for a very strong gust of wind.

ps. I hate Christmas

(

Walking along, singing a song, walking in a winter wonderland.

Nicole · 10 Dec 2003, 07:27

Down the road from my parents house someone has this huge neon jesus on their barn. And it's not baby jesus or buddy christ either. It's christ on the cross and it has neon blood and everything. It's even more upsetting during the day when it's not lit up.