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Normal things you can't do
public speaking, most of the time I forget "t" at the end of "cant", I can't tie my shoes without making two loops.
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3 Dec 2003, 20:39
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I can't tie my shoes properly.
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3 Dec 2003, 20:48
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Re: Normal things you can't do
i absolutely can't play any sport involving a ball
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3 Dec 2003, 20:49
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I can't see depth very well.
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3 Dec 2003, 20:52
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Re: Normal things you can't do
i can't stick my tongue out very far at all 
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3 Dec 2003, 20:54
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Re: Normal things you can't do
i can't understand this thread.
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3 Dec 2003, 20:57
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Re: Normal things you can't do
i can't drink milk...already have to puke when i smell it
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3 Dec 2003, 20:57
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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i can't understand this thread.
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and how is it normal?
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3 Dec 2003, 20:58
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I can't ride a bike.
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3 Dec 2003, 20:59
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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i can't drink milk...already have to puke when i smell it
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are you serious? I thought I was the only one who can't stand milk smell. It's smells like cow shit to me.
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3 Dec 2003, 21:02
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Totally serious, but it's strange..when there is cacao in the milk I don't have to puke anymore. But I still don't like the taste then.
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3 Dec 2003, 21:06
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Re: Normal things you can't do
i can't bring myself to drink alcohol at any speed necessary for it to have any effect, so i just don't bother most of the time.
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3 Dec 2003, 21:11
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I can't pee in public urinals if another man is there, unless I'm absolutely bursting.
I HAVE to go into a cubicle, unless I'm the only person in the toilets.
If noone else is there I'm absolutely fine.
I don't know why either
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3 Dec 2003, 21:30
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Re: Normal things you can't do
1) As Above
2) Be on time
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3 Dec 2003, 21:32
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Re: Normal things you can't do
2nding the following:
1)Mushroom
2)Tomkat
3)Sarina (a bit)
4)Flayer (a bit)
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3 Dec 2003, 21:33
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Lick my elbow.
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3 Dec 2003, 21:34
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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I can't pee in public urinals if another man is there, unless I'm absolutely bursting.
I HAVE to go into a cubicle, unless I'm the only person in the toilets.
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3 Dec 2003, 21:40
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Swallow tablets, although I understand a lot of people have this.
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3 Dec 2003, 21:44
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Re: Normal things you can't do
can't sleep lying on my back
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3 Dec 2003, 21:45
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Oh, I don't count it as a massive problem.
I think it's called "stagefright". In terms of things-you-cant-do, it ranks pretty low in importance.
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3 Dec 2003, 21:46
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Re: Normal things you can't do
hear
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3 Dec 2003, 22:15
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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can't sleep lying on my back
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Same here, although I thought that was normal?
I have a bad neck at the moment so have to sleep on my back with my neck straight... can't do it.
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3 Dec 2003, 22:52
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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public speaking, most of the time I forget "t" at the end of "cant", I can't tie my shoes without making two loops.
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hold on, how else can you tie your shoes?
also, I cant swim
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3 Dec 2003, 23:14
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hold on, how else can you tie your shoes?
also, I cant swim
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loop - swoop - pull
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3 Dec 2003, 23:21
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I cannot say "th".
As in I say "free" and "three" the same way.
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3 Dec 2003, 23:27
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I cannot say "th".
As in I say "free" and "three" the same way.
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I thought you were British?
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4 Dec 2003, 00:10
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Same here, although I thought that was normal?
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it's not the way they do it on TV...
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4 Dec 2003, 01:27
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Can only take soluble medication, anything else just comes straight back up.
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4 Dec 2003, 01:32
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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I can't pee in public urinals if another man is there, unless I'm absolutely bursting.
I HAVE to go into a cubicle, unless I'm the only person in the toilets.
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This is a phobia about penis size apparently, and is well documented. Men with a lack of confidence in the size or performance of their penis often suffer from this.
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4 Dec 2003, 07:40
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This is a phobia about penis size apparently, and is well documented. Men with a lack of confidence in the size or performance of their penis often suffer from this.
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But.. I don't have an issue with the size of my penis. Really...
I know women who can get stagefright too, if there are other women in the public toilets. How do you explain that one?
PS: Sorry if I'm defensive, I'm sure you understand ;D
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4 Dec 2003, 15:29
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Maintain an erection for more than 2 minutes.
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4 Dec 2003, 16:24
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also, I cant swim
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Thank you for this information.
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4 Dec 2003, 16:37
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Wake up early.
I used to worry about the urinal thing but given the hostal environment of most pub & club toilets I learned to just do my business and get out of there. Anyway, it wasn't half as bad as having to do it infront of several teenage girls at a concert who decided they didn't want to line up for the female toilets.
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4 Dec 2003, 16:41
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Get things in the right order.
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4 Dec 2003, 16:56
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Get a girlfriend.
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4 Dec 2003, 17:00
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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I can't pee in public urinals if another man is there, unless I'm absolutely bursting.
I HAVE to go into a cubicle, unless I'm the only person in the toilets.
If noone else is there I'm absolutely fine.
I don't know why either :(
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This is a phobia about penis size apparently, and is well documented. Men with a lack of confidence in the size or performance of their penis often suffer from this.
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I think you're talking shit Kura.
I think it probably has more to do with "feelings of vulnerability".
That is you subconciously think that if you were attacked AT THAT VERY SECOND (ie when you are pissing in front of people) you would be in "deep trouble" (ie what with your penis hanging out and all).
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I can't speak quietly, and when I try to I mumble and noone can understand what I'm saying.
I can't whistle either. There is surely something wrong with my mouth.
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4 Dec 2003, 18:07
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Same here LHC.
Last year we were playing a game in a coffee shop, an adpation of Chinese wispers... Whenever it got to me it would be like "I WANT TO RAPE YOUR DAD UP THE ARSE"... I'd say it so loud that the whole place could here practically.
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I can't deal with my emotions properly.
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I think you're talking shit Kura.
I think it probably has more to do with "feelings of vulnerability".
That is you subconciously think that if you were attacked AT THAT VERY SECOND (ie when you are pissing in front of people) you would be in "deep trouble" (ie what with your penis hanging out and all).
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That makes more sense in my mind.
<3 Dace for making me feel better about my penis size <3 <3 <£ <3 <4
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5 Dec 2003, 13:37
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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I can't pee in public urinals if another man is there, unless I'm absolutely bursting.
I HAVE to go into a cubicle, unless I'm the only person in the toilets.
If noone else is there I'm absolutely fine.
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im sorry, but people like you really annoy me.
i cant count the number of times ive gone into a public toilet wanting a shit (or just a bit of privacy)only to have some guy who chose not to piss in the urinal taking up the last cubicle!
nothing personal you understand, it just seems like needless use of cubicles when some poor bastard wants a shit.
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5 Dec 2003, 13:49
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Re: Normal things you can't do
i can't smile.
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5 Dec 2003, 13:54
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Now here's a wierd one for y'all:
One of my friends can't drink water. She can drink water with stuff in, like squash or Coke or whatever, but not plain water. It makes her feel sick, she claims.
Freak. 
Personally, I can't touch my nose with my tongue, which seems to be something everyone but me can do.
I can't roll my toungue either.
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5 Dec 2003, 13:55
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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I can't pee in public urinals if another man is there, unless I'm absolutely bursting.
I HAVE to go into a cubicle, unless I'm the only person in the toilets.
If noone else is there I'm absolutely fine.
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I've got that too, but even when I am bursting it's all right gone when others are surounding me. Sometimes I just say to myself, hey **** right off, don't be a sissy just piss like you don't give a shit, but 99 out of 100 times I am there standing with my tool in the hand doing nothing.
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5 Dec 2003, 13:56
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Re: Normal things you can't do
Walk in a relatively straight line. Can't seem to manage that.
And I can't go to sleep drunk. If I try the room spins and bad things happen. Most other people just pass out and wake up in the morning feeling/being ill. Mine happens the night before the morning after =(
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And I can't go to sleep drunk. If I try the room spins and bad things happen.
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Try to sleep with one food put to the ground (if you don't sleep in a bunk bed that is)...
Might help I was told...
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Re: Normal things you can't do
I'll give it a bash, and for the purposes of science I'll have to get myself bollocksed tonight.
Shame really.
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Re: Normal things you can't do
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I can't pee in public urinals if another man is there, unless I'm absolutely bursting.
I HAVE to go into a cubicle, unless I'm the only person in the toilets.
If noone else is there I'm absolutely fine.
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Same here...
Also I can't walk in a straight line like Pab. I always seem to "oscilate" over the street or through hallways.
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Normal things you can't do
i cant walk in a straight line either...
i like to think of it as "stylish ambling"
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Re: Normal things you can't do
It's because I have at least one hand in my pocket, I believe.
Two if it's a cold day or I want to look like a tit. That second clause covers most days.
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