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11 May 2003, 11:18
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Drinking trophies
What is your best ever drinking trophie?
I think the best one i've ever heard of is a big blue motorway sign.
God GD is dead this morning and i'm bored out of my mind :\.
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11 May 2003, 11:23
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Banned
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For Sale signs are always a classic.
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11 May 2003, 11:23
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by WorkMonkey
you'll be dead in a minute.
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11 May 2003, 11:47
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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waking up with my hair in braids count?
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11 May 2003, 11:51
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
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A fire extringuisher I stole to put out a fire I started.
Ahh memories..
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My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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11 May 2003, 12:45
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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We tried a barber's shop pole a while back, but those things are really, really hard to get off.
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11 May 2003, 12:59
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Spritely:
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Is: Nothing: Thirst: Is: Everything:
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i got a toilets sign from one of those hip cool 'its a scream' bars.
that is all
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Nuked.
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11 May 2003, 13:10
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
For Sale signs are always a classic.
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i once woke up in the morning with one of them in my bed
(it's in the garden now as no one could be ared to get rid of it)
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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11 May 2003, 13:24
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 1,249
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a three and a half foot garden gnome i stole from round the corner and hid under my bed (for some reason) my mum found it a few months ago (it had been under there for about 18 months) and now its in our front garden.
i look forward to the day that the original owners walk past the house
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"that's a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it."
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11 May 2003, 14:17
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Blowdried
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had a small barstool, but we cable tied it to the climbing frame in the kiddies park
besides that, various roadsigns and such
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11 May 2003, 14:24
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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road cones
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11 May 2003, 15:17
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Cute and cuddly
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Location: New York
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Michael Barrymore
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11 May 2003, 15:23
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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St Patricks Night was a good one. They put plastic banners onto Lamposts all around town guiding you to one of three pubs. We went out and collected 27 of them in 1 hour. A pair of wire cutters and some swift feet.
Yeh , we got caught on CCTV , but they never did anything about it.
Oh , and we got 6 Road Cones that night, which we each wore around the house for the next few days. Twas excellent.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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11 May 2003, 15:39
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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they were drinking, what was your excuse kura?
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11 May 2003, 15:43
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Waking up to find a dildo half in my rectum, still dont know how it got there, or who it belonged to
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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11 May 2003, 16:47
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
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I have a large 'ROAD CLOSED' sign, and a Snowmobile Crossing sign
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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11 May 2003, 16:53
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mmm.. pills
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Australia
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I've thought hard about this and I don't think I've ever been mischievious enough to rip-off a bit of public property, the only thing I can think of is I now have thicker eyebrows.
=[DJ Bass]=
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11 May 2003, 16:54
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
they were drinking, what was your excuse kura?
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Im a hoarder of freebies. Besides , what would they have done with them , kept them another year? ... heck , it was only for a Guinness promotion.
Im reliably informed my mate still has a few , and sells them on Ebay once in a while.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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12 May 2003, 14:50
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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The back seat of a bus. The bus driver didn't notice. Or maybe he did, just had better sense than to mess with a couple of numpties stealing his seats.
Or maybe a wheelbarrow from a building site.
Or maybe the sign from a B&B
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12 May 2003, 14:53
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Loughborough University
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the S from the wall of a Sainsburys store
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12 May 2003, 14:55
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
We tried a barber's shop pole a while back, but those things are really, really hard to get off.
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Heh.
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12 May 2003, 15:02
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Two scuba tanks, a bus stop pole, the pane of glass off a bus-stop (we still don't know how we managed that one), a unicycle and the front bit on a fork-lift truck.
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12 May 2003, 15:19
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
a unicycle and the front bit on a fork-lift truck.
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We have a winner
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12 May 2003, 15:20
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
a unicycle
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I have terrible images of a horde of drunken Irishmen raiding a circus flashing through my mind.
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12 May 2003, 15:23
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I have terrible images of a horde of drunken Irishmen raiding a circus flashing through my mind.
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That is a ****ing ace idea.
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12 May 2003, 15:25
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
That is a ****ing ace idea.
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I'd pay to watch it. From a safe distance.
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12 May 2003, 15:27
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I'd pay to watch it. From a safe distance.
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Off to Gdansk eh?
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12 May 2003, 15:29
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Off to Gdansk eh?
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I have no Desire to go to Danzig, just like I have no desire to go to Milton Keynes, Wolviston, or Seaton Carew.
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12 May 2003, 15:33
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I have no Desire to go to Danzig, just like I have no desire to go to Milton Keynes, Wolviston, or Seaton Carew.
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Vladivostok!
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12 May 2003, 15:33
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Gone
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Vladivostok!
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Seaton Carew is worse than Vladivostok.
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12 May 2003, 15:34
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Throwing Shapes
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 797
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CCTV sign in a service station restaurant that said "You are being filmed".......
20 minutes later apparently the camera got nicked
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12 May 2003, 15:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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A section of the market.
You know, an entire stall.
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12 May 2003, 15:53
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Banned
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Location: The 1970's
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A sign saying "Thieves will be prosecuted" and a traffic thing from a triangle of concrete near a roundabout (dunno what it's for).
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12 May 2003, 16:22
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Has anyone been caught in the process of grabbing their trophy?
The other night i was chased down the road by the owner of the local pub while i ran off with an 8ft umbrella (one of those ones that go up in the summer in beer gardens) that had been stored away inside the pub.
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12 May 2003, 16:25
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Banned
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We got caught trying to steal a huge pot plant, but we managed to put it on top of the doorway of a house (it stuck out quite a bit) before they could get to us, then we ran.
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12 May 2003, 16:27
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Registered User
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Location: Bromley
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/me remembers certain episodes of Men Behaving Badly and Red Dwarf
Quote: "Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone!" - Cat
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12 May 2003, 16:29
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Throwing Shapes
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Quote:
Originally posted by JC
Has anyone been caught in the process of grabbing their trophy?
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We nearly got caught for nicking 5 chalkboards which were shaped like bottles outside Unwins (UK) once, because 3 days later, some bugger had the same idea and nicked the fresh load that had come in.
The reason we nearly got caught is 'cos the rozzers knocked on the door. They were interested in what had transpired the second time, not the first.
We had at least one of them in quite plain view in the lounge. How we got away with it I'll never know. The next day a third set were bought and chained to each other and to the wall heh.
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12 May 2003, 16:29
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Quote: "Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone!" - Cat
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Indeed. Our house is littered with them, and an especially 'nice' yellow one sitting on top og the big TV.
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12 May 2003, 17:46
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Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ap0k
i got a toilets sign from one of those hip cool 'its a scream' bars.
that is all
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My mates have a **** load of scream stuff. They were due us ( EUMSC) money, so we raided their pub one night. We don't go there any more.
Also, the children on board sign off the back of a school bus, assorted cones, signs etc. and a massive big banner saying "Welcome to Edinburgh" which was nicked during last year's tatto.
I know of a group of people (acquaintences, not friends) who knicked a JCB in Glasgow.
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13 May 2003, 00:38
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Gone
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Stuck in the middle with you
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Being Caught :
I was barred from a pub outside basingstoke (forget the name) for trying to ride their replica penny farthing out of the door.
They were probably quite just in their actions, but I now desperately want a penny farthing.
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13 May 2003, 00:46
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Miles Teg
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Location: Dom City
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ofcourse various traffic signs (steeksleutel 13 ahoy) a flashlight that warns traffic, a spoiler of a bmw m series, various 'special' shaped glasses of various beer brands.
Not really 'best' of things tho. Oh and I am notorious for pickpocketing the females of the company I go out with, usually their ID's or sigarettes.
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13 May 2003, 01:09
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finnish pokèmon
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Fire Exit sign, one of the flashing beacons they put on the side of skips at night, and a 'Men at Work' sign that I walked into on the way home one night, and just tucked it under my arm and carried on.
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Quote:
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We enjoy sucking the fun out of the boards. It's a competition.
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13 May 2003, 02:33
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Registered User
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Location: Loughborough University
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3 trolleys and 2 large pieces of wood which were conveniently located outside of the house next to mine at uni, traffic cones \o/ who doesn't have them though? the menu that they stand outside of restaurants on those chalk boards - indian bloke chased us down the street for that!
My favourite one though is those plastic guinness glasses that pubs sometimes have on the guinness pumps. Leant on it and it just came unstuck so i put it down my trousers Seemed a good idea at the time and the girls were certainly impressed by it
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13 May 2003, 02:35
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Impressed by stealing it, or the pint glass sized bulge in your trousers?
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13 May 2003, 02:50
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Registered User
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Location: Loughborough University
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the pint sized bulge in my trousers
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13 May 2003, 03:11
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Happy
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Location: Canada eh
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i have too much of a guilty conscience. which is prolly a good thing.. but damn ti wrecks some of the fun.
i look guilty just by thinking about stealing stuff.
though one time we were coming out of ikea and we took a pylon. we left it at the backdoor of my exbf's appartment.. and last time i was there it was still there.
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13 May 2003, 10:35
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home wrecker
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Location: The other side of the galaxy ;)
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A bath tub and a toilet.
(which we put on top of the local halls of res bus shelter)
Students are right bastards sometimes
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13 May 2003, 14:08
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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The 'Polling Station' sign from outside the (guess what) polling station that was next to the pub on local election night.
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