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4 Dec 2002, 22:33
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some ways to deliberatly miss high school
is there anyway to purposly miss school without it being to obvious?
i was 'ill' a while ago so i dont think i can pull that again.
btw: i have an 10 year old sister and i have to walk to the bus stop with her.
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4 Dec 2002, 22:34
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i just dont feel like going tomorow or friday so dont start telling me off cause i get my education.
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4 Dec 2002, 22:35
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, Mr. Fluffie
Join Date: Aug 2001
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learn to puke "on command"
i'm trying to that every now and then, so i got "it" when i really need to.. leave somewhere or something
failing that, just "wake up too late" 
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i want to cover her body with apple pie and eat it off her
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4 Dec 2002, 22:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fluffie
"wake up too late"
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done that a while ago
also my dad makes sure im up with a 'nice heartwarming call'
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4 Dec 2002, 22:39
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Stay up all night until it's time to go to school. You won't be able to if you want to or not.
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4 Dec 2002, 22:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fluffie
learn to puke "on command"
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how'd u do that?
is that where you shove 2 fingers down ur throat?
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4 Dec 2002, 22:40
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You say you have to go to the bus stop? Right, jump in front of a bus, that should work.
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4 Dec 2002, 22:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
You say you have to go to the bus stop? Right, jump in front of a bus, that should work.
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im not going to kill myself to get a day off school u daft mongeral
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4 Dec 2002, 22:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by Quaoar
Stay up all night until it's time to go to school. You won't be able to if you want to or not.
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i did that 2 years ago and i still ended up going
i might try it though.
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4 Dec 2002, 23:14
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Doctor's appointments work wonders. I know you say you've been ill before, tell the teachers or whatever that they can't tell exactly what's wrong with you, so have to do more tests. gives you good excuse for missing quite a few days every so often if you feel like it.
Also forge some notes from your parents is good.
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5 Dec 2002, 01:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Superpig #1
im not going to kill myself to get a day off school u daft mongeral
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You won't necessarily die.
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5 Dec 2002, 01:51
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"Your School days are the best days of your life."
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5 Dec 2002, 01:52
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Henry Kelly
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How's about 'Just don't go' instead of fannying round with excuses and alibis.
Fk 'at.
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5 Dec 2002, 01:56
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Henry Kelly
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Kill a baby and be out in 5, should clear you from about all the education you're ever going to get in the future, and you get to learn neat tricks like how to steal car stereos.
The anal rapage wouldn't be too fun I guess.
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5 Dec 2002, 01:57
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It could work ...
<Superpig> Hello, i'm just phoning to say i can't come into school today.
<School Reception> Why not?
<Superpig> I'm sick.
<School Reception> Well how sick are you?
<Superpig> I'm in bed with my sister.
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5 Dec 2002, 02:04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Superpig #1
im not going to kill myself to get a day off school u daft mongeral
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But that way you'd get a lifetime off school...
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5 Dec 2002, 02:29
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You're 20 years old and you want to know how to skive school?
*lol*
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5 Dec 2002, 03:32
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Learn how to not think and do really stupid things that end up with you having broken bones  works wonders!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5 Dec 2002, 03:41
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It was a Stupid Dream
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From [email protected]
To: [email protected]
At the moment i am going to the toilet about every five minutes
Taking into account the time the bus takes, i dont think it would be nice to the other passengers
Regards
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5 Dec 2002, 03:47
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****ing amateurs
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5 Dec 2002, 03:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by deerbarn
****ing amateurs
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Your hobby?
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5 Dec 2002, 04:12
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Oh Canada!
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I never needed an excuse, I just cut school whenever I felt like it. If a teacher asked where I was, I usually replied "drinkin coffee at The Cup" (The Cup = The Second Cup...a kinda gourmet coffee shop in Canada...maybe the US too, I dunno)
And there's the classic "Were were you yesterday?!?!" to which I'd reply "not here"
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5 Dec 2002, 04:28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Superpig #1
i just dont feel like going tomorow or friday so dont start telling me off cause i get my education.
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who needs an excuse? just dont go
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5 Dec 2002, 05:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by WarFalcon
who needs an excuse? just dont go
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Winner!
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5 Dec 2002, 07:04
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I never needed an excuse.
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5 Dec 2002, 08:06
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We've got a 'you can miss 6 lessons without a need of explaining or being tossed out of a course' rule here in Finland. At least in my high. It's quite handy.
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5 Dec 2002, 10:18
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And you expected Kittens?
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Lucky for me, I have a mild yet quite messy allergic reaction to Dairylea (a disgusting cream "cheese") - so in return for haveing to chow down some of the stuff and stomach cramps/vomiting for about 5 hours i got 3 days off school easy.
no pain, no gain.
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5 Dec 2002, 10:19
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Didnt need an excuse as well and when the teachers started whining I told them to take care of the every-day-active-and-busy-in-class-tosspots-with-crappy-results instead of bothering me.
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5 Dec 2002, 12:45
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fake a migraine.
piss-easy.
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5 Dec 2002, 13:27
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Drink paint thinner.
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5 Dec 2002, 15:34
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this one worked a treat for me
put a pillow in your back and a book or two
go to the library instead of school
go to a private cubical, lock it / put "busy" on it
open up books and make it look like your hard at work
get pillow out, go to sleep
wake up at end of school time roughly
go home
if questioned, you go "im sorry, i really needed to study, i was at the library all day", produce slip to back it up. They will be impressed with your commitment
if neccesary use sob tale of "cant face people right now". though i didnt have to go that far
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5 Dec 2002, 16:09
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claim someone has died. This way you get at least 2days off. One day for mourning the day after the "death", then another one about 1week later for the "funeral". You may get more than one day off if the "funeral" is on the other side of the country.
Three important things to remember:
1. Don't choose people to die who your teacher is likely to see, e.g. at parents evening, or walking down the street singing a merry tune.
2. Keep a note of who's "dead". People get suspicous when you've lost 6grandmothers in the past year.
3. Don't use real people who are likely to die in the near future, Since this can lead to the problem mentioned in 2.
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5 Dec 2002, 17:37
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You dont reallly need a reason.
But, its not that smart.
You see, (i think high school equals "ungdomskole" here, you are about 13-16 rigth?)
Anyways, i managed to sleep, smoke and drink away the first year plus the first half off the second.
I got thrown out off my class.
Then i got 1 month "free" out off school.
Anyways, i got into it again, and decided to get better.
It did not work, and i sleept for another year..
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORK IT IS TO DO 3 years off school in 4 months?
I would NOT recomend it.
SO, kids, GO TO SCHOOL.
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5 Dec 2002, 17:49
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i cant believe my thread is still up here.
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5 Dec 2002, 17:51
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ive seen a couple here i might try
i need something really innocent
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5 Dec 2002, 17:53
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Quote:
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Why not?
1) You won't have to school anymore....
2) We got rid of you....
See.... all happy!
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"Yay"
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5 Dec 2002, 17:57
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
2) We got rid of you....
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im choosing to ignore that
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