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12 Jan 2005, 03:29
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A man has been taken away.
This story is best read whilst listening to Mogwai - Happy songs for Happy People.
As I spend time late at night in my university's 24-hour computer centre I get to see the same old faces again and again.
There is this one guy who I always see, he seems to live here. He always has loads of counselling type books. He's always writing essays. He's been doing this since around December the 15th, possibly earlier. He has long blonde messy hair. He has a certain psychotic look about him. He seems to know some of the others that are often here, and he seems to get along with them well. He pops out every so often for a fag to elevate the stress of essay writing. He seems quite friendly.
So coming in tonight to write up a French essay, I see him. Everything seems to be going as per usual. Then the police show up, one male and one female officer, and ask if they can have a word with him. He obliges, he seems somewhat concerned; they take him to the corner of the room to talk. He does not put up an ounce of fight. He does what they say. He's looking quite embarrassed. At this point I think they are just asking him some random questions about something that may have occurred here a while back. Then I see they've put the handcuffs on him.
So, they talk to him to a while longer. He's still looking concerned and happy to help them. They talk a little longer. He's still looking embarrassed. Then they leave.
Now the security guard is guarding the workstation the young blonde haired man was using, looking at all the counselling books the blonde haired man has. His work-mate just made a joke about seeing the now sitting guard tomorrow, inferring that he'll be there all night.
Bye.
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12 Jan 2005, 03:38
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Banned
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Re: A man has been taken away.
And now, a important looking man, wearing a suit, has joined the two guards.
The chubby looking guard has asked us all to leave the computer centre.
Luckely I've finished writing up my essay.
I guess they like counselling books.
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12 Jan 2005, 03:42
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Maybe he's a terrorist?
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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12 Jan 2005, 03:44
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: A man has been taken away.
This man, and his turrorist allies, represent an 'Axis of Evil'.
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12 Jan 2005, 03:47
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Freedom Fanatic
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Doing evil deeds in the name of freedom
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Re: A man has been taken away.
You Are Either With Us Or Against Us!
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The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.
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12 Jan 2005, 03:50
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Insomniac
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Re: A man has been taken away.
if you find out why, do tell
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12 Jan 2005, 03:53
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Gone
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil^
if you find out why, do tell
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He has WMD and he's prepared to use them to nuke London in forty-five seconds because he's a madman.
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12 Jan 2005, 03:54
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I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Re: A man has been taken away.
handcuffs? for a scruffy student???
at least he can sue for that whether he's guilty of not.
(every little extra in prison helps)
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12 Jan 2005, 04:11
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Banned
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Next time I see him I will make verbal contact and quiz him on why he was, or maybe still is, a wanted man.
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12 Jan 2005, 09:12
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Alleviate.
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12 Jan 2005, 23:08
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dazed and confused
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by pablissimo
Alleviate.
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13 Jan 2005, 19:12
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
handcuffs? for a scruffy student???
at least he can sue for that whether he's guilty of not.
(every little extra in prison helps)
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no he can't. silly silly law person
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13 Jan 2005, 23:40
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share the <3
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Re: A man has been taken away.
you'd better have an ending to this story
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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14 Jan 2005, 00:07
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: A man has been taken away.
This story NEEDS to be finished.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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14 Jan 2005, 00:47
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: A man has been taken away.
sticky!
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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14 Jan 2005, 01:05
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TashTastic
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lupin
sticky!
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too ****ing right - I wanna know what happens
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14 Jan 2005, 11:32
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Me too. You can't just leave us all dangling here!
Your duty is now to find out exactly what happened!
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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14 Jan 2005, 11:41
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Bored
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Re: A man has been taken away.
And weeks said nothing
And then the next night they came for him.
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14 Jan 2005, 13:29
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
And weeks said nothing
And then the next night they came for him.
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is this the start of the right getting rid of the traditionally liberal students?
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14 Jan 2005, 13:48
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
is this the start of the right getting rid of the traditionally liberal students?
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It's the start of getting rid of everyone.
Dace is gone.
Vaio went but luckily he was hard so came back.
Weeks has gone.
Sunday has gone.
[Geordie]Who's next, you decide*. [/Geordie accent]
*Obviously you don't.
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14 Jan 2005, 14:00
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Maybe that pedo sting operation everyone was expecting on GD has finally happened!?!
Hehehe.
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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14 Jan 2005, 14:07
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Bored
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Re: A man has been taken away.
just to add to this:
Marilyn Manson
Stuck in a 50's timewarp.
Last Activity: 12 Jan 2005 23:51
Offline
:eek: 36 hours have passed without MM logging in!
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15 Jan 2005, 04:23
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Hmm i could make an ending up. I feel like such a cock-tease!
I'll try to do some detective work, and by detective work I mean i'll continue to download albums by the fall, the beach boys and various other artists, sporadically download porn via various p2p networks only to be disappointed with their quality and the fact i've wasted a large amount of my time downloading them, attempt at reading a fair selection of books from my reading list, continue to be anti-soical whilst continuing to get all excited when the possibility of meeting girls with attractive posteriors come, mill around my local area in a hoody in a non-threating way, and think up new ways of making my life better whilst simultaneously killing them off via my lack of action.
Last edited by Weeks; 15 Jan 2005 at 05:40.
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15 Jan 2005, 11:38
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
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Re: A man has been taken away.
what?!
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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15 Jan 2005, 13:25
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: A man has been taken away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
just to add to this:
Marilyn Manson
Stuck in a 50's timewarp.
Last Activity: 12 Jan 2005 23:51
Offline
:eek: 36 hours have passed without MM logging in!
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He's ok, I was out with him on Thursday night. Although judging by the text message he sent me later on that evening, he's likely still recovering. It made no sense at all - I managed to decode 'cock', 'absolutely' and the plain text, non encrypted 'I love you' at the end.
Mind you, he did drink at least six pints - one of which was cider :eek:
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15 Jan 2005, 19:42
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the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
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Re: A man has been taken away.
ah! a story with a problem without a solution and a resolution.. they got movies like this and it leaves you dumbfounded walking out of the movie-theater with a clouded and dissatisfied thought and still couldnt figure out if your $10 was worth it or you shouldve just spent the money on a dime of weed and smoke it till you start laughing at your girlfriend's underwear.. kinda bothers me sometimes..
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