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Unread 5 Nov 2005, 22:31   #1
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Post of the Month

Welcome to the current January post of the month competition. I was lazy so I just edited the old thread

- Nominations are open throughout the month, but close on the last day of that month. Polling then takes place for five days, starting on the first new day of the next month.
- You cannot nominate a post by yourself.
- You may only nominate a post that was posted during the month in question. Posts not from the monthin question will be discounted.
- Only two nominations per poster. Any more nominations will be discounted.
- This is only applicable to GD posts.
- Nominations which are subsequently deleted are invalid. Sowwy.
- Nominations must have links to said post and a direct quote. If you are nominating a 'witty' post or retort, then it is encouraged that you also quote the post that the witticsm was in response to for purposes of clarity.

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I nominate this post by Marilyn Manson:

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...pyoursfaggot50
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- Only nominated posts go through to the vote.
- All valid nominations go through to the vote.
- Admins and Mods can nominate posts, and they will be subject to the above rules.
- Purposely crappy nominations such as quoting quotes of quotes or quoting quote URL's and the like will not go through. You can't fool teh system.
- There will be no official 'interference' in the process. Whichever post people like the best, wins.
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Unread 8 Feb 2006, 20:56   #2
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Re: Post of the Month

Is there one for february? If so:

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...7&postcount=90

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Nah, I get frequently told I'm macho and small-minded with a narrow view on life. I just go out and beat the shit out of some negro women when that happens though. I always feel much better after that. I advise you try it out some time in the interests of being spectacularly different you ****ing cock.
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Unread 8 Feb 2006, 21:28   #3
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Re: Post of the Month

Seconded, I just love the way it came out of nowhere.
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Unread 15 Feb 2006, 17:16   #4
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Re: Post of the Month

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=189795

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Unread 8 Mar 2006, 01:39   #5
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Re: Post of the Month

For March:

http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...5&postcount=16

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I'm in the library. The chick across the room keeps eyeing me.

What to do?

GD to the rescue.

(That shit rhymes!)
You could try and wipe the shit off your nose so she doesn't keep staring at it.
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Re: Post of the Month

This little piece of comedic genius

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know this is pa and people feel this overwhelming desire to share everything but if you insist, at least contextualize these random events with some back story.

One could read the story as:

Our eyes met across a crowded room, I looked away embarrassed, but when I glanced back she was still looking at me and smiling. She was pretty in that unconventional way which recalls 1930s Hollywood. I wandered nonchalantly over to her side of the room. Before I got to her I stopped, turned the bar, and waited. Out of the corner of my eye I saw her drifting towards me, she moved gracefully across the floor and I felt my pulse running faster. Finally our eyes met and it was like we were the only two people in the world, I opened my mouth to compliment her but she put her finger on my lips, smiled enigmatically and then before I knew it she lent forward and kissed me. It was a long, slow, sensual kiss, i put my arms round her waist and lifter her up slightly, her lithe body against my masculine build. Suddenly all the sound rushed back into the room as if we had just emerged from our private universe. I looked deeply into her eyes and she blushed slightly.

Some time later...

After talking to this vision of loveliness about my PHD in Chemistry and my charity work with blind orphans, I excused myself and headed towards the gentleman's facilities, on the way I was smiling to myself about the events earlier that evening, I chuckled a bit I must admit, for I could not believe my luck. Out of sheer joy I planted a huge smack on Gerald the bouncer's ample behind as he rummaged through the corsage tray. Having sauntered on my way I suddenly felt a huge heavy hand on my shoulder. Confused I span round, assuming the Hi No Chi defensive stance that I learned as part of my martial arts training in Tibet. It was Gerald, for some reason he was very cross. Usually he is a very good sport, and I recalled with a smile the time a girl had jumped on his back and ridden him around the club like a hog. My smile seemed to make things worse. "I do apologise Gerald old boy" I said. His steely grimace hardened even further and then his lips curled into a sneer. "I'm gonna 'av your guts for garters, you fag." he said in a most unpleasantly loud voice. I looked perplexed. "I assure you that I am not a homosexual, in fact if you just ask that young lady over there she will confirm it." But Gerald was in no mood for reason and with one swift shove of his ape like arms I was hurled from the establishment and into the bitterly cold night. I protested but it was to no avail.

Naturally I was most distressed by this turn of events for I am sad to admit that I hadn't even asked the name of my angelic muse, who was even now anxiously awaiting my return. I waited for a while but I knew it was a lost cause; one does not disappear on a young lady like that and expect a second chance. Crestfallen I wandered home, bitterly disappointed. I resolved to have Gerald shot in the face* but even that image did not console me.

As I arrived home I wanted a quick night cap to calm my shattered nerves. Now unfortunately my temperate mother didn't allow any alcohol in the house, but I remembered that my sister often kept a bottle of single malt somewhere in her room. I crept as quietly as possible up the stairs, along the corridor and into the North wing of the Horn family residence. On entering my sister’s room, I discovered that she had a fine array of spirits and liqueurs. Now I have to admit that, somewhat foolishly, I started to drink a little heavily, so frustrated was I at the events that evening. So it was with some shock that I awoke on my sister’s bed some time later having drunk myself unconscious. I have to admit that due to a weak bladder (caused by an infection I received when doing aid work in Paraguay) I had a slight accident. I hoped that I could explain things to my sister, but I knew she wouldn't understand. However before I took any action on this regard, I felt it best to consult my esteemed colleagues on pa.
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