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20 Jul 2005, 17:16
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Heh, Leeds !
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Help me GD
So tell me oh wise sages of GD
What's better
Not laying the smackdown on someone because it would cause all sorts of problems
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Laying the smackdown on someone and feeling a lot beter
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20 Jul 2005, 17:17
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Back from timeout.
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Re: Help me GD
Do we get a story?
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20 Jul 2005, 17:22
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
Do we get a story?
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The closest I can do is that someone has done something VERY bad (think prison sentence) but shows no remorse and is really pissing me off and has done for the last 5 weeks.
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20 Jul 2005, 17:23
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Re: Help me GD
Tell the police?
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20 Jul 2005, 17:25
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Re: Help me GD
Is extorting money out of the question?
At the moment Im opting for laying the smackdown and feeling better but I need more to go on really.
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20 Jul 2005, 17:25
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by Madina
Tell the police?
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That would be the sensible option yes.
I don't do sensible
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20 Jul 2005, 17:26
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Re: Help me GD
Hire the A-Team.
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20 Jul 2005, 17:34
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Help me GD
I'm going to have to tell the story ?
I really really don't want to so I will be not very specific.
Someone has done something bad to a member of my family that is illegal.
The easiest option is to get the police involved but that won't stop him doing it again or make a point.
Beating the crap out of him probably won't either but it would make me feel a hell of a lot better and the police up here won't do a great deal either (unless he parked illegally, in which case he would be up in the big house before he knew it)
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20 Jul 2005, 17:35
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Hire the A-Team.
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Remind me I owe you a drink for that suggestion at Newcastle.
and no, It won't mean i'm trying it on.
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20 Jul 2005, 17:36
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Re: Help me GD
Well kick the shit out of the guy then if you dont get in trouble. Then tell the police about whatever he has done.
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20 Jul 2005, 17:42
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Re: Help me GD
talk to him.*
violence should not be an option.
*i guess you have or you dont want, than do nothing.
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20 Jul 2005, 17:44
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Gone
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Remind me I owe you a drink for that suggestion at Newcastle.
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I will, don't worry.
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20 Jul 2005, 18:15
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Re: Help me GD
i would go to the police :/ but i only do violence as a last option, and never think about it first
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20 Jul 2005, 18:21
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Re: Help me GD
I would ask GD, fantasise about several (mostly heroic) actions for a couple of days with my e-buddies and then will let it go like the passive **** I am.
(we need more details to estimate the amount of agression GD-Team needs to wield when we're going to take the ****er out)
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20 Jul 2005, 18:59
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Help me GD
you should rape his sister, and put a video of it on the internet.
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20 Jul 2005, 19:05
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Re: Help me GD
I'll come over to Carlisle.
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20 Jul 2005, 19:10
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Re: Help me GD
Will you come with KIT, Mr Knight?
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20 Jul 2005, 19:11
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Re: Help me GD
"Is there a female involved, and, if so, is she hot?"
I need only know the truly relevant facts of the matter to make appropriately informed recommendations.
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20 Jul 2005, 19:26
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Re: Help me GD
This thread has given me an idea. GD is spread throughout the Land. We tend to group together and clearly would protect our own.
Why dont we start handing out GD-Justice A-Team style. We all met up in various pubs where details are exchanged of the target. Then we hunt him/her down and execute some fists of judicial fury.
closely followed by a massive gun battle where noone gets shot.
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20 Jul 2005, 19:53
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Re: Help me GD
the only problem i could see with that idea is that GD seems to be flooded with gays at the moment, the sort of people who would be right behind you in a fight but probabably with their trousers round their ankles waiting to dish out a little 'friendly fire'
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20 Jul 2005, 20:52
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Re: Help me GD
Balaclava + baseball bat = the win.
I mean, if you KNOW he won't stop doing it if you call the police (in my opinion, a shitty thing to do, but thats another discussion), and he has harmed someone you love, what's stopping you? If he is a guy that does violence, he understands violence, and will most likely be stopped by it. Violence is not a ting I approve of, but sometimes it has to be used. Just make sure he knows why he got beaten up, but not by who.
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20 Jul 2005, 21:45
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Re: Help me GD
Question 1: Are you realisticly capable of kicking the crap out of him/her?
Question 2: Does he/she have access to weapons?
Question 3: What are the chances that he/she has an even tougher group of internet friends than GD?
Question 4: What are the chances you will get carried away and kill or maim him/her?
Question 5: What are the chances that he/she will feel the need to kill you, a member of your family or both?
Quesstion 6: Do you know a good criminal defense lawyer?
If you decide that you can kick his/her ass and get away with it, then it's probably still a bad idea but not as stupid as it is if you get YOUR ass kicked and/or wind up in jail.
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20 Jul 2005, 22:27
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Re: Help me GD
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
This thread has given me an idea. GD is spread throughout the Land. We tend to group together and clearly would protect our own.
Why dont we start handing out GD-Justice A-Team style. We all met up in various pubs where details are exchanged of the target. Then we hunt him/her down and execute some fists of judicial fury.
closely followed by a massive gun battle where noone gets shot.
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I love it when a plan comes together!
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20 Jul 2005, 22:28
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by dda
Question 1: Are you realisticly capable of kicking the crap out of him/her?
Question 2: Does he/she have access to weapons?
Question 3: What are the chances that he/she has an even tougher group of internet friends than GD?
Question 4: What are the chances you will get carried away and kill or maim him/her?
Question 5: What are the chances that he/she will feel the need to kill you, a member of your family or both?
Quesstion 6: Do you know a good criminal defense lawyer?
If you decide that you can kick his/her ass and get away with it, then it's probably still a bad idea but not as stupid as it is if you get YOUR ass kicked and/or wind up in jail.
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Answer 1: Yes.
Answer 2: No.
Answer 3: There are no tougher group of internet friends than GD.
Answer 4: Not sure.
Answer 5: Unlikely
Answer 6: No
Indeedy
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20 Jul 2005, 22:32
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Answer 3: There are no tougher group of internet friends than GD.
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21 Jul 2005, 14:44
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by dda
Quesstion 6: Do you know a good criminal defense lawyer?
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Yahwe mabie?
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22 Jul 2005, 00:34
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by vampire_lestat
Yahwe mabie?
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for the love of god george you tard it's maybe with a y not an i
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22 Jul 2005, 00:50
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Re: Help me GD
The fact this individual is still walking the earth tells me that Vaio has indeed decided upon the sensible, law abiding path for this quandary.
Which isnt like him at all.
Vaio, this man should be drinking his food through a straw about 24 hours ago. Now stop telling us what you should be doing and ram your fist up his colon until you can remove his tonsils.
Here endeth the advice.
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22 Jul 2005, 07:19
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Help me GD
Kura, you are a happy man. Do you want to end up in jail?
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22 Jul 2005, 07:38
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Re: Help me GD
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Kura, you are a happy man. Do you want to end up in jail?
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How would this work praytell?
Has he committed some sort of thought crime?
Oh dear
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22 Jul 2005, 07:41
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Help me GD
Obviously.
Nah I was more thinking about what we in Swedish call "medhjälp till brott"
He is edging him closer to commiting a crime. Promoting it.
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Godwin's Law prov. [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any intentional triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful.
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22 Jul 2005, 07:41
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I would ask GD, fantasise about several (mostly heroic) actions for a couple of days with my e-buddies and then will let it go like the passive **** I am.
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perfect.
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
The fact this individual is still walking the earth tells me that Vaio has indeed decided upon the sensible, law abiding path for this quandary.
Which isnt like him at all.
Vaio, this man should be drinking his food through a straw about 24 hours ago. Now stop telling us what you should be doing and ram your fist up his colon until you can remove his tonsils.
Here endeth the advice.
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22 Jul 2005, 15:05
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by Ärketrollmannen
Obviously.
Nah I was more thinking about what we in Swedish call "medhjälp till brott"
He is edging him closer to commiting a crime. Promoting it.
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the english legal term is incitement.
glad to be of service.
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22 Jul 2005, 15:10
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: Help me GD
thankyou
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Godwin's Law prov. [Usenet] "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's Law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. However there is also a widely- recognized codicil that any intentional triggering of Godwin's Law in order to invoke its thread-ending effects will be unsuccessful.
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22 Jul 2005, 17:19
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Help me GD
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
He did shag your underage sister, right?
She's probably 15 and a tease, so she had it coming all along.
It can probably be hard for you to come to grips with your younger siblings having sex, but that's the way of life.
If he "date raped" her, then that is a different matter. kick the crap out of him. Or if you're feeling really in the mood, copy the Sloth-torture from Se7en....
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22 Jul 2005, 17:20
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Re: Help me GD
I decided to let the police handle it. Probably better in the long run
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22 Jul 2005, 18:26
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Help me GD
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I decided to let the police handle it. Probably better in the long run
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You have chosen to be sensible.
But that doesn't mean you can't make up some horrific story about what you did to him and post it.
The truth is always so dull.
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22 Jul 2005, 18:50
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Re: Help me GD
Beat the **** out of that shithead and then call the police. Tell them he 'fell'.
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23 Jul 2005, 06:52
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Help me GD
Quote:
Originally Posted by dda
You have chosen to be sensible.
But that doesn't mean you can't make up some horrific story about what you did to him and post it.
The truth is always so dull.
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Oh, didn't I mention I sent him to south london disguised as Lenny Henry with a winter coat on and made a phone call ?
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