|
11 Dec 2003, 11:11
|
#1
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Getting to know me
People don't often get where I am coming from, they misunderstand me. Most of the time I think differently, I think the right way and others are unable to comprehend my thoughts in a way they understand and so call me names in order to demean me.
Well, to try and solve some of the problems I face daily and to help make the world better by helping everyone else think the right way, I will be holding a getting to know me seminar/signing session on Friday 19th December in Waterstones on Tottenham Court Road, London.
I will be answering any questions you have about me and also signing copies of my Biography phamphlet, simply titled 'My Life in a phamphlet' which will be available in store on the day priced £2.99.
Hope to see some of you there.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 11:13
|
#2
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: Getting to know me
I really dont want that shit
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 11:19
|
#3
|
Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
|
Re: Getting to know me
When a person starts their board career as a troll , continues their board career as a troll, and seems to be of the opinion that "Being a twat on an internet noticeboard is fun fun fun" there seems very little left that anyone would actually want to know.
Other than your home address so we can firebomb it
__________________
And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 11:27
|
#4
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Other than your home address so we can firebomb it
|
I'd send dog shit through the post.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 11:37
|
#5
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'd send dog shit through the post.
|
But then what would you eat??
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 11:38
|
#6
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
When a person starts their board career as a troll , continues their board career as a troll, and seems to be of the opinion that "Being a twat on an internet noticeboard is fun fun fun" there seems very little left that anyone would actually want to know.
Other than your home address so we can firebomb it
|
Kura man, I worshipped you, I thought you were the best, your comics made my life bearable, I idolised you and now you do this to me.
Happy Christmas to you too.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 11:49
|
#7
|
Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
Kura man, I worshipped you, I thought you were the best, your comics made my life bearable, I idolised you and now you do this to me.
Happy Christmas to you too.
|
If its any consolation , i hate christmas so much that i pretty much shit on everyone on the forums over the 4 week period leading up to it.
Mmm , firebombs.
__________________
And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 11:57
|
#8
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
If its any consolation , i hate christmas so much that i pretty much shit on everyone on the forums over the 4 week period leading up to it.
Mmm , firebombs.
|
But because it is Christmas I am able to forgive you. Firebomb away.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 12:14
|
#9
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
But then what would you eat??
|
Moderators eat people like you.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 12:31
|
#10
|
Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
|
Re: Getting to know me
Some of your posts are OK. Like the cheating one. Most are shit though.
p.s. Isn't the Waterstones on Charing Cross Rd, not Tottenham Ct? Or am I confused?
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 12:40
|
#11
|
Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
p.s. Isn't the Waterstones on Charing Cross Rd, not Tottenham Ct? Or am I confused?
|
How the exploding vagina should I know?
__________________
And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 12:42
|
#12
|
This is bat country
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,693
|
Re: Getting to know me
yes they are! (I dont have a clue really, but I can be a great guesser.)
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 12:44
|
#13
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: Getting to know me
I smell glue.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 13:10
|
#14
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
How the exploding vagina should I know?
|
Perhaps that was why he was asking CrashTester, you ninny.
ps.
XIII is terrible, from what I've heard.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 13:25
|
#15
|
a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
... drivel ...
|
you are pants
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 14:29
|
#16
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
yes, i am your wide hipped chicken belly pants. Happy Christmas!
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 15:29
|
#17
|
a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
|
Re: Getting to know me
what are chicken belly pants?
and i dont do christmas
happy, merry or otherwise
__________________
i came, i saw, i made a bit of a mess
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 15:34
|
#18
|
so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
and i dont do christmas
happy, merry or otherwise
|
Surely "otherwise" can't include "drunk"?!
__________________
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 15:53
|
#19
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
what are chicken belly pants?
and i dont do christmas
happy, merry or otherwise
|
Ahh, poor you. Not another Christmas alone surely. Where is he this time - skiing with the lads, pissing it up in Amsterdam or just shagging your best mate perhaps?
Happy New Year!
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 16:00
|
#20
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
Re: Getting to know me
I appreciate your threads.
Very predictive, but fun etc.
__________________
ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
|
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 16:01
|
#21
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
Re: Getting to know me
PS! I also love vagina, but that's another story.
__________________
ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
|
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 16:08
|
#22
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle
I appreciate your threads.
Very predictive, but fun etc.
|
Dude, you are the man!
A free pamphlet is on its way to you.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 16:18
|
#23
|
a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
Ahh, poor you. Not another Christmas alone surely. Where is he this time - skiing with the lads, pissing it up in Amsterdam or just shagging your best mate perhaps?
Happy New Year!
|
nope
i just dont believe in father christmas or god and hate tinsel
__________________
i came, i saw, i made a bit of a mess
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 16:19
|
#24
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
Re: Getting to know me
Way to go me!
Can my pussycat have one aswell?
__________________
ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
|
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 16:20
|
#25
|
Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by madi
nope
i just dont believe in father christmas or god and hate tinsel
|
ph34r t3h 3vuhl 0n3!
__________________
ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
|
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 16:29
|
#26
|
a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
|
Re: Getting to know me
zzz
__________________
There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 17:48
|
#27
|
The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrashTester
Ahh, poor you. Not another Christmas alone surely. Where is he this time - skiing with the lads, pissing it up in Amsterdam or just shagging your best mate perhaps?
Happy New Year!
|
Apart from flaming, trolling and lying, what else do you do? I hope we haven't seen your entire plethora of skills.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 18:04
|
#28
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle
Way to go me!
Can my pussycat have one aswell?
|
Cats can't read man! And there's no pictures.
|
|
|
11 Dec 2003, 18:07
|
#29
|
I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
|
Re: Getting to know me
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Apart from flaming, trolling and lying, what else do you do? I hope we haven't seen your entire plethora of skills.
|
When not antagonised I am quite mellow.
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:51.
| |