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21 Sep 2005, 12:45
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[joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
>I Will Survive
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>At first I was afraid, I was petrified
>When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died
>But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long
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>That I grew strong
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>And knew that I could take you on
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>But there you are. another lie,
>I was geared up for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry I
>should have known it was bullsh*t, just a sad, pathetic dream Should
>have known no anaconda would be lurking in those jeans.
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>Go on now go. walk out the door
>Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4
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>Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't catch you out
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>Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count!
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>I will survive, I will survive
>Cos as long as I have batteries my sex life is gonna thrive!
>I will always have good sex with a handful of latex
>I will survive, I will survive. . .hey hey
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>It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
>When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud
>But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs
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>Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed
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>Go on now go. you'd better flee
>Last time I saw a pr*ck that small was on my brother. he was 3 I should
>have asked for confirmation, should have asked for referees Then I
>wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me
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>Go on now go. just hit the track
>Don't you bring me home no tiddlers 'cos I'll always throw them back
>The only thing that I could do with a pr*ck as small as yours
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>Is to stick it with a tooth-pick, dip it in tomato sauce
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>(Chorus)
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>Go on now go. get out of my sight
>I'm going back to my appliance 'cos I know it's length is right
>And if I ever see your tiny truncheon standing at my door You'll be counting
>up your inches as you pick them off the floor
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>Go on now go.
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<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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21 Sep 2005, 12:47
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny eno
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Originally Posted by Minty
>Go on now go. get out of my sight
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21 Sep 2005, 13:04
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
What? :eek:
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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21 Sep 2005, 13:09
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
well that particular line doesnt scan. Although I think the rest of it does, surprisingly well. Some of the line are kind of funny I suppose 
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21 Sep 2005, 13:24
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
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well that particular line doesnt scan. Although I think the rest of it does, surprisingly well. Some of the line are kind of funny I suppose |
Sorted 
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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21 Sep 2005, 15:15
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
minty in 'liking the cock' shockaroo
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21 Sep 2005, 15:30
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny eno
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>Go on now go. just hit the track
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21 Sep 2005, 16:56
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
minty in 'liking the cock' shockaroo
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And you've build up that conclusion from what exactly?
A piss take of a song that I copy & pasted 
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For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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21 Sep 2005, 17:27
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
Next!
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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21 Sep 2005, 18:04
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
Attempting to Rhyme "Yours" and "Sauce" is an offence punishable by death in 53 seperate countries none of whom youve ever heard of.
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21 Sep 2005, 23:49
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
You mean Scotland kura 
When are you next down for a beer!
I miss our fun
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#cnuts
For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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21 Sep 2005, 23:58
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
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And you've build up that conclusion from what exactly?
A piss take of a song that I copy & pasted |
i bet you were googling 'songs about the cock' when you happened upon it you big homo :-(((
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22 Sep 2005, 08:21
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Re: [joke] Sing Along to "I Will Survive" (Yes, it is cut and paste. Im not funny enough)
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i bet you were googling 'songs about the cock' when you happened upon it you big homo :-(((
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I have been caught out, yet again!
Why does it happen to me
Why?
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#cnuts
For all your homoerotic needs
<Bobzy> Minty, you have a line for everything
<Queen> MINTY ROCKS
<Ice-Lady> minty is a odd boy
<Game> Minty rocks
<Queen> no minty..cos u rock
<HobbieRogue4> Minty, you stone!
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