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Unread 4 Dec 2003, 01:37   #1
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Deep heat
a recently covered topic.

however, having recently strained my neck, medical consultation advised the use of deep heat to aid the recovery.

i appear to have put slightly too much on this time however.

IT BURNS.

IT ****ING BURNS.

and despite rinsing and rubbing with cold water, it has seeped into my very skin and is burning its way through.


I NEED AN ANTI DEEP HEAT CURE ASAP..
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Unread 4 Dec 2003, 01:41   #2
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Re: Deep heat
I have an interesting story regarding this one.


Someone once told me of a guy who was convinced his wife was trying to get pregnant, and he felt she was splitting or damaging the condoms they used in order to facilitate this.

So that night, he wore 2 condoms. The first one he put on in the bathroom , then covered in deep heat, and then put the one his wife had given him on top of it. The theory being that if she had split the condom , shed get deep heat inside the minge , which of course cant be a good thing.

Suffice to say, i never heard the ending of the story, which probably means she wasnt doing said act, however it would have been ****ing funny if she had.
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Re: Deep heat
I'm sure there is a similar tale in the FHM true stories book...........
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Re: Deep heat
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I'm sure there is a similar tale in the FHM true stories book...........
Im also sure ive known that story since before FHM existed .......
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Re: Deep heat
theres some funnier things on the website most commonly known as www.findsomewhoretoshagfromyourtown.com otherwise more officially known as www.faceparty.com... go look at the "Grim Rita" section, shes supposed to be some kind of agony aunt, but its actually really funny to read some of the things on there
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Re: Deep heat
Sweet christ I miss Deep Heat.

I think I'll buy some. This doesn't help you but nothing much will. Clown.

HEAT ME
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Re: Deep heat
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Sweet christ I miss Deep Heat.

I think I'll buy some. This doesn't help you but nothing much will. Clown.

HEAT ME

just because my hat is better than yours \/
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Re: Deep heat
Lies.
I love my hat. If I actually had my hat in my possession right now I'd be laughing. I don't. I'm not laughing. I will be laughing upon receipt of my hat.

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Re: Deep heat
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a recently covered topic.

however, having recently strained my neck, medical consultation advised the use of deep heat to aid the recovery.

i appear to have put slightly too much on this time however.

IT BURNS.

IT ****ING BURNS.

and despite rinsing and rubbing with cold water, it has seeped into my very skin and is burning its way through.


I NEED AN ANTI DEEP HEAT CURE ASAP..
Putting water on deep-heat makes it worse... oh and a little is enough for msot people

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Re: Deep heat
Deep Heat is great.

Especially when you have no trousers.
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Re: Deep heat
wtf is deep heat?

Do I want to know?
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