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24 May 2003, 22:23
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Has Soup On His Head
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Dear GD - An Agony Uncle Thread
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of GD 2003.
A unique opportunity has presented itself here. For the duration of the time it remains funny, 4 of GD's better known users have volunteered their services as "Agony Uncles".
JonnyBGood
Nodrog
Kurashima
Dace
The concept here is quite simple. Direct all your questions, on any subject you wish , to me via PM. And once every couple of days, your question will be published with 4 seperate answers, giving you 4 seperate and hopefully enlightening explanations to the problems which are plaguing your life.
Failing that , youll recieve 3 well thought out humourous putdowns , and one "Lolzors U R Ghey".
This thread will remain stickied for 24 hours. Anyone who doesnt see it within that period clearly has a real life, and doesnt have any important problems for us to answer.
Should you wish to remain anonymous when sending us a question , please list this in your PM. This will have no relevance , as youll be named anyway , but we know that god loves a trier.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
Last edited by Kurashima; 24 May 2003 at 23:11.
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24 May 2003, 22:24
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Banned
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Hey kura, the topic's wrong. We all know nod's really a woman. Don't be sexist!
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24 May 2003, 22:28
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Hey kura, the topic's wrong. We all know nod's really a woman. Don't be sexist!
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I cannot confirm or deny this accusation. No self respecting man would colour his hair the way Nod does, hence , he may well be female.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 May 2003, 22:29
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The Twilight of the Gods
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<3 nod <3
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24 May 2003, 22:37
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
<3 nod <3
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If you ask where we can get gay porn of nod from I'm going to shoot you*.
*Yes through the internet.
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24 May 2003, 22:39
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The Twilight of the Gods
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I wasn't, up until now!
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24 May 2003, 22:48
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Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
If you ask where we can get gay porn of nod from I'm going to shoot you*.
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What with?
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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24 May 2003, 22:49
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
What with?
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DON'T EVEN ****ING THINK ABOUT IT.
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24 May 2003, 22:49
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
What with?
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Here's hoping!
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24 May 2003, 22:59
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Dirte
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MrL is spamming again, i see.
Now, i will think of some questions, but are they anonym?
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24 May 2003, 23:04
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
MrL is spamming again, i see.
Now, i will think of some questions, but are they anonym?
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Well, seeing as you have to send them to kura.....I suppose you can try getting them to him somewhere else though!
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24 May 2003, 23:18
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Aardvark is a funny word
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I did not read the topic. I did not ask my question by PM. I have had this post edited to remove the question, and i will know better , and ask the question via PM next time.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
Last edited by Kurashima; 25 May 2003 at 02:20.
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24 May 2003, 23:31
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hated dead or alive
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you that desperate for PM's huh
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24 May 2003, 23:34
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by sigrid
you that desperate for PMS huh
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Look at me!
I'M FUNNY!!!!!!!!
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25 May 2003, 00:09
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by sigrid
you that desperate for PM's huh
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YES. PEOPLE DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 00:10
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
YES. PEOPLE DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE!
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OR HAVE OR WILL AT ANY TIME EVER AT ALL!
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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25 May 2003, 00:18
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
OR HAVE OR WILL AT ANY TIME EVER AT ALL!
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Save your jealousy and bitterness for the questions , young Rankin.
There will be many opportunities for you to prove yourself at the right tme.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 01:01
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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I did not read the topic. I did not ask my question by PM. I have had this post edited to remove the question, and i will know better , and ask the question via PM next time.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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25 May 2003, 04:23
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Gubbish
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I did not read the topic. I did not ask my question by PM. I have had this post edited to remove the question, and i will know better , and ask the question via PM next time.
And I'm too clever for my own good.
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Gubble gubble gubble gubble
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25 May 2003, 18:57
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by W
I did not read the topic. I did not ask my question by PM. I have had this post edited to remove the question, and i will know better , and ask the question via PM next time.
And I'm too clever for my own good.
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You clearly are so clever, you dont need to ask questions.
So what are you doing in this thread? .... W , J'accuse you of being a LURKER!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 19:00
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
You clearly are so clever, you dont need to ask questions.
So what are you doing in this thread? .... W , J'accuse you of being a LURKER!
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The first thing that popped into my head was 'you're not so bad to look at yourself!'
Puntastic, but obviously a lie.
Hoho.
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25 May 2003, 19:11
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
The first thing that popped into my head was 'you're not so bad to look at yourself!'
Puntastic, but obviously a lie.
Hoho.
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Its easy to see why you turned to Pokemon with a sense of humour like that.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 19:13
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Twisted
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
YES. PEOPLE DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE!
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If I should stay
I would only be in your way.
So I'll go but I know.
I'll think of you every step of the way.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, you, my darling you (mm).
Bittersweet Memories.
That is all I'm taking with me.
So goodbye please don't cry.
We both know I'm not what you.
You need.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I hope life treats you kind.
And I hope you have all you dreamed of.
And I wish to you joy and happiness.
But above all this, I wish to you love.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, darling I love you.
Oh, I'll always, I'll always love you (oo-oo)
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Me
In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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25 May 2003, 19:16
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Can I say in advance that you people are **** and I hope you all die*.
*Bar Sabrina mais oui!!!!!!!
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25 May 2003, 19:19
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Miles Teg
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lol ur gay lol ?
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25 May 2003, 19:20
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Angry Young Man
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Dear GD, one of the mods keeps stickying crap threads can you help me please ta.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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25 May 2003, 19:21
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
lol ur gay lol ?
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Is that a question, a comment or a spontaneous eruption of garbage?
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25 May 2003, 19:24
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
Dear GD, one of the mods keeps stickying crap threads can you help me please ta.
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Dear GD
Im fed up of Curmudgeon users who wouldnt know the concept of humour if it came up , ripped off both their arms and battered them to death with the sticky end. Can you please tell me why i even bother trying to make concepts like this? Should i just ask JJ to resign and leave them to their self pitying whiny little lives?
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 19:29
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Dear GD
Im fed up of Curmudgeon users who wouldnt know the concept of humour if it came up , ripped off both their arms and battered them to death with the sticky end. Can you please tell me why i even bother trying to make concepts like this? Should i just ask JJ to resign and leave them to their self pitying whiny little lives?
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Dear Kurashima,
Yes.
Yours sincerely,
JonnyBFiveTimesBetterThanTheRestOfYouWankers
PS Curmudgeon?
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25 May 2003, 19:29
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Dear GD
Im fed up of Curmudgeon users who wouldnt know the concept of humour if it came up , ripped off both their arms and battered them to death with the sticky end. Can you please tell me why i even bother trying to make concepts like this? Should i just ask JJ to resign and leave them to their self pitying whiny little lives?
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yes
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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25 May 2003, 19:30
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Angry Young Man
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yes.
Also im not really sure how its a good idea. You are basically asking the rest of GD to "set you(you dace nod and jonny) up", and we all know, if theres one thing GD needs, its a more inflated clique!
Still, at least you are trying.
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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25 May 2003, 19:32
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
yes.
Also im not really sure how its a good idea. You are basically asking the rest of GD to "set you(you dace nod and jonny) up", and we all know, if theres one thing GD needs, its a more inflated clique!
Still, at least you are trying.
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You think I'm going to do anything with this other than take shots at kura, nod, dace et al? Hey fair enough.
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25 May 2003, 19:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
You are basically asking the rest of GD to "set you(you dace nod and jonny) up",
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normally in a comedy quartet there's normally at least one "straight man"
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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25 May 2003, 19:37
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
normally in a comedy quartet there's normally at least one "straight man"
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Which would be me
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 19:40
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Dear Kurashima,
Yes.
Yours sincerely,
JonnyBFiveTimesBetterThanTheRestOfYouWankers
PS Curmudgeon?
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=curmudgeon
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 19:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Which would be me
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sorry
it was a pun or play on words
when i said straight man, i actually meant someone who wasn't a raging homosexual not just someone who wasn't funny
sorry
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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25 May 2003, 19:44
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
sorry
it was a pun or play on words
when i said straight man, i actually meant someone who wasn't a raging homosexual not just someone who wasn't funny
sorry
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Im not funny enough to deliver a killer putdown response.
Sorry.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 May 2003, 19:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Im not funny enough to deliver a killer putdown response.
Sorry.
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"must try harder"
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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25 May 2003, 20:51
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Has Soup On His Head
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Ok , the point is made , we have the first lot of questions (feel free to keep sending em in) , so this is now unstickied and closed.
Youve got the idea now.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
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Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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