Here, we invent ridiculous GD related conspiracy theories and back them up poorly.

[Deffeh]

Or more simply, the "DF3'ers case for war against iraq" thread

Use this handy* format!
*- not handy. but use it anyway

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I Propose That

I think this because

My evidence is

I feel behind all this is



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ok! example



I Propose That
Belgarath the Sorcerer and Dead_Meat are sleeping together
I think this because
Both are exceptionally bitter, and would probably list each other as one of a very short list of people they actually like. Also, they intended to resign at the same time, but Dead_meat's resignation mysteriously dissapeared. I believe this is because as they obviously live together, they only need one mod account to carry out all their devilish modding deeds.
My evidence is
The quotes of DM in Belgy's sig.
I feel behind all this is
Repressed feelings of homosexuality, caused by being a GD mod, caused by putting up with **** threads like this

gogo

[Snurx]

I Propose That
Kurashima really is Nodrog's gimmick account!
I think this because
Nodrog was stripped of his powers as a moderator, and wanted the power back! So, he used one off his earliest "gimmicks", and the route to power beacame shorter!
My evidence is
They are both Scottis. Also, Kura says "better dead than Nodrog", clearly denial, and we all know that denial is the first sign of a "gimmick".
I feel behind all this is
I have this vauge feeling that JBOY is pulling the strings around here, but i cant prove it..if not, its the same as "I think this beacause" thing.


NOW, if i dissapear tomorrow, you will all know the TRUTH!

[poshphil]

I propose that

This thread is possibly one of the best one's we've had for a while

I think this because

It will allow people to use their creativity (should they have any) and maybe make me laugh

My evidence is

not here yet, but hopefully will be here when i wake up tomorrow morning

I feel behind all this

Deffeh. Well, he started it didnt he?

[Kurashima]

I Propose That

If i die before i wake, at least in heaven i can skate.

I think this because

Nobody has ever proved that Heaven doesnt have Skateparks

My evidence is

That nobody has yet proved this theory wrong.

I feel behind all this is

A lack of sleep and a winamp playlist.

[The General8]

I Propose That

Im tired

I think this because

I went clubbing till 2am then had to go to collage at 9

My evidence is

I smell, and my hair is a mess

I feel behind all this is

Free club tickets \o/

[Starbucks]

I Propose That

Im annoyed

I think this because

My planet is under attack

My evidence is

My Galaxy Status

I feel behind all this is

That asshole attacking me

I Propose That

I'm the most pretty guy around.

I think this because

Every time I look in the mirror I have to take a wank

My evidence is

That girls wants to have me, and guys want to be me

I feel behind all this is

a god after all!

[ELeeming]

I Propose That

Nodrog = Aryn

I think this because

They both got kicked from #forums for having too many connections at the same time

My evidence is

#forums yesterday about 5pm ish

You never see them together

I feel behind all this is

A Micro$oft conspiracy to turn all GD posters into mindless slobs.

Oh, wait...

[Deffeh]

I Propose That
This thread has not done as well as i thought it would.
I think this because
Jammy jim has been secretly deleting posts from here, so that i dont look popular.
My evidence is
Jammy jim has not posted in this thread. Yet there are many views. One of which COULD be jammyjim. So if jammyjim has viewed this thread, and not posted, he COULD have been modding. Modding COULD include preening posts. Thus jammyjim has been preening posts.
I feel behind all this is
A desire to keep the in crowd happy and thus preserve the core of 4 members whose own self-satisfaction actually powers papau new guinea

[roadrunner_0]

[b]I Propose That

Starbucks is a secret spy!!!!!112222

I think this because

he has been cunningly sent to test our gal defences

My evidence is

his attacker pulled, but only after we had all sent defence

I feel behind all this is

er, well thats where i fall down really, i mean, who the hell would want to spy of us ffs?????

[Matrim]

I Propose That
100 years from now people will still remember the 'legend' 'Matrim Of The Planetarion Forums', only by then the rumors surrounding my person have escalated to the point where I was the first to rescue a damsel in distress and cure cancer.¨

I think this because

My ego reaches far beyond the ken of men.

My evidence is

Every single post I've ever signed.

I feel behind all this is

What? Make sense Planetarion Forums or else!





Matrim

[Kurashima]

I Propose That
Bob the Builder has starred in Gay Porn

I think this because

Hes always erecting things and playing with tools

My evidence is

Every single episode of Bob The Builder

I feel behind all this is

A new drive by the BBC to make money regardless of morals.

[inf]

Originally posted by Kurashima
I Propose That
Bob the Builder has starred in Gay Porn

I think this because

Hes always erecting things and playing with tools

My evidence is

Every single episode of Bob The Builder

I feel behind all this is

A new drive by the BBC to make money regardless of morals.

this deserves a chuckle.

[Texan]

I Propose That:
m.ar.d. drinks human blood during Ramadan.
I think this because:
I have personally seen m.ar.d. drinking Leshy's blood. She was drunk so she does not remember.
My evidence is:
Everyone knows that m.ar.d. is not able to do anything but suck the life out of hard-working people.
I feel behind all this is:
The dog boy refuses to answer his personal messages.

[Kurashima]

I Propose That

Rolf Harris has sex with the injured animals on Animal Hospital

I think this because

The animals seem happy to see everyone else in the series except Rolf.

My evidence is

"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" - Clearly references to Kangaroo Bondage sessions.

I feel behind all this is

The australian obsession with Bestiality.

[JammyJim]

I Propose That

This could turn out to be a good thread...

I think this because

Its already created some interesting replies.

My evidence is

Shown Above

I feel behind all this is

An overwhelming lonliness in many GD posters.

[MrL_JaKiri]

I Propose That

I am a fish

I think this because

I am a fish

My evidence is

my being a fish

I feel behind all this is

something fishy.

[Kurashima]

I Propose That

This board only has 4 users, and the rest are gimmick accounts.

I think this because

Every thread is the same jokes recycled in a similar manner

My evidence is

That nobody really interesting has joined these boards in over 2 years.

I feel behind all this is

A failure of the mods to properly check IP's and ban multiple accounts.

[Xillah]

I Propose That

Belgy is fat

I think this because

Belgy is fat

My evidence is

Belgy is fat

I feel behind all this is

Belgy is fat

[Bloomers III]

I propose that

Anne Widdecombe and Jeremy Beadle had sex in a motel when they met through Lonely Hearts.

I think this because

They are both amusingly ugly, thus a perfect match!

My evidence is

Their mutant incestual offspring - Paul Daniels and Debbie Mcgee

I feel behind all this is

A ripped condom

[Deffeh]

I Propose That
Myself and Kurashima are going to keep bumping this thread in an attempt to amuse.
I think this because
Every time i refresh the GD page, 5 more ****ing iraq threads appear. This amuses me not.
My evidence is
The amount of replies by kura and myself in this thread
I feel behind all this is
Texans single handed attempt to ruin the boards with Iraq bullcrap

[Phang]

I propose that:

Taratang is, in fact, Maragret Thatcher.

I think this because

We don't see much of either of them any more.

My evidence is

They have/had the same hair colour

I feel behind all this is

An overwhelming lack of originality

[Nondescript Human]

I propose that:

This thread has been abused.

I think this because

People are unimaginative and unfunny.

My evidence is

Most of the above posts.

I feel behind all this is

The creativity-starved nature of this board.

[Kurashima]

I propose that:

Arguing For/Against the Iraq war is pointless.

I think this because

Itll happen anyway, and the opinions of people here wont change ****

My evidence is

Millions of protestors cant stop it, what makes you think you can?

I feel behind all this is

That people simply dont understand politics.