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Unread 26 Sep 2004, 11:35   #1
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Why did the chicken cross the road

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George W Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Our side of the road is the right side of the road and the chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground for any chicken.

Colin Powell: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

Donald Rumsfeld: I have known about the chicken crossing the road for several months. I was investigating why the chicken moved but didn't feel it was necessary to alert anyone.

Hans Blix: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

John Kerry: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!

Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

Pat Buchanan: To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.

Rush Limbaugh: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build road for chickens to cross.

Martha Stewart: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any inside information.

Dr Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

Ernest Hemingway: To die in the rain. Alone.

Martin Luther King, Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

Barbara Walters: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together -- in peace.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx: It was a historic inevitability.

Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

Sigmond Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook... and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

Al Gore: That was my chicken! I invented the chicken.

Colonel Sanders: Did I miss one?
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Unread 26 Sep 2004, 12:17   #2
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road

These lists make me giggle. It's a historical inevitability.
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Unread 26 Sep 2004, 12:23   #3
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road

Where's the Saddam Hussein one?
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Unread 26 Sep 2004, 19:27   #4
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road

Iraqi Infomation Minister: NO! There are no chickens crossing the road, never , even now they are commiting suidcide at the edge of the road they will never be allowed to cross the road no!
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Unread 27 Sep 2004, 20:16   #5
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road

oooollldddd :/

But still funny
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