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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 14:28   #1
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Beyonce...
How is this talentless ****whore still cluttering up my radio with her endless shite.

I've coughed up balls of flem with more talent than her. She is one of the few artists who are so appaulingly bad that I feel the need to punch myself in the face just to distract from the pain in my ears.

I also feel that she is about as attractive as a rabid rotwieler on heat.

Am I the only one that cannot stand this overhyped tossrag, or has sanity reached this here internet?
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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 14:28   #2
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Most music is crap.

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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 14:47   #3
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Re: Beyonce...
It's gold it's gold it's gold it's gold it's solid gold bay-beeee

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Re: Beyonce...
oh great, another "this popular and crap artist is shit" thread
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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 14:50   #5
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He's got the Midas touch

But he touched it too much
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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 14:51   #6
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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 15:23   #7
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Re: Beyonce...
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Most music is crap.

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Re: Beyonce...
Lay off rids. I give him my complete and utter backing on this one.
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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 16:00   #10
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Re: Beyonce...
its the boy bands i hate, and most girl bands for that matter.

solo artists for the win
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Re: Beyonce...
breakbeat is the way forward ppl
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and large quantitys of muse too
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Solution: Burn your TV, and have your radio switched permanently to Radio Four, and insist on only reading either The Times, The Indie, or The Guardian.

The amount of shit pouring into your life that this simple strategy will reduce will amaze you.
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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 17:53   #15
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Solution: Burn your TV, and have your radio switched permanently to Radio Four, and insist on only reading either The Times, The Indie, or The Guardian.

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Unread 12 Nov 2003, 18:12   #16
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I normally watch MTV with the sound off anyway.
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Re: Beyonce...
even with the sound off you can still see the different celebs living in untouched houses, now thats a loud of bollocks
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Re: Beyonce...
destiny's child is (was?) my least favorite group of all time.

getting past my personal animosity towards her (and more so everything she represents) her latest single with sean paul is actually mediocre (relative to the rest of the top 20). it helps that you don't hear her much during the song. but compared to, say, 'survivor' and 'independent woman' its quite a step up.

i still hope she pulls an aaliyah.
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and large quantitys of muse too

R&B

It scares the hell out of me....

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Re: Beyonce...
Rids , when you can squeeze into a gold mini skirt and waggle your ass in as seductive a manner as she can, and when your legs have that whole "I could ride those all day and all night" look to them, youll be able to criticise Beyonce.

So her top half is flat and she looks like a horse. What were paper bags invented for?

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Not that I am a fan but it's not if like any of you sad ****s will ever be able to get your hands on a woman in her league
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Although i would point out what they call r&b these days isnt what anybody over the age of hmm say 20 would call rhythm and blues. Its actually sh*t. I went to see The Beautiful South live in newcastle last week, and although I would never have classed them as this, they are ace in the way that any of this american big up my cap yo mommas ass are most certainly not.

What worries me is that british groups are into this self agrandisation crap, sorry but its not british to do this, never has been and never will be, just some sad losers who think the are ten men or girls who think the are gods gift, arg right, no no no.

Sean Paul - look what is the atraction with this feller feller
all he talks is bollocks bollocks
I grew up messers Tosh and Marley Marley
They talked rasta but it made sense sense
Mister Paul talks rasta CRAP CRAP

REPEATING THE LAST WORD OF EVERY LINE!!!!! GENIUS!!!!

bleh, and dont get me started on that name checks, how up your own arse can you get by saying your own name over and over on a track?

And the sodding BBC radio 1? WTF is going on there? Are they jump on the bandwagon MTV by numbers clones or what? I pay my licsence fee to hear music not drivel fs fs fs

I sent in my prediction of Mr. Kelly's new smash hit (ker-thoya-thoya-thong or something stupid like that) to the chart show as this' R Kelly will get into anything less than 17!!"!!!

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Re: Beyonce...
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Rids , when you can squeeze into a gold mini skirt and waggle your ass in as seductive a manner as she can, and when your legs have that whole "I could ride those all day and all night" look to them, youll be able to criticise Beyonce.

So her top half is flat and she looks like a horse. What were paper bags invented for?

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