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16 Oct 2005, 02:26
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so f*cking zen
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I think we should all shed a tear
... and give a minutes silence for all those poor bastards out there who thought they were in for a real good time cause this girl maybe it was their girlfriend or their wife or their mistress or maybe just a random got down on their knees infront of the guy and they slowly unzipped the guys fly then pulled out the guys cock and got the guy hard (i'll try not to go into too much detail cause that would be gay and there's too many fags here already) and then she's sucking away and then she remembers that her dad touched her in her no-no place or some ****ed up shit happened you know maybe she was raped by a football team and whatever it was that happened she hates men and this guy is the person she's gonna take her hate out and anyways she bites down and whilst the guys in shock and blood is spurting from his groin she's masticating away on his dick and this is one girl who DOES SWALLOW!
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16 Oct 2005, 02:30
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
double you! tee! eff!
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16 Oct 2005, 02:30
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
is this story personally relevant to you in a way or another?
also, i highly doubt that a girl who hated men would let herself suck away for a while before biting, it'd either be an impatient crunch or she'd never even take enough of an interest to do so. this thread makes me feel rather unpleasant :(
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16 Oct 2005, 02:38
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
One does wonder what the point of the thread is?
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16 Oct 2005, 02:42
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Originally Posted by dda
One does wonder what the point of the thread is?
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there's a point but it's so sharp but you've probably missed it because it's so fine (and because you're all stupid)!
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16 Oct 2005, 02:48
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
ITT we find out that Dace is now missing half of his penis because his barmaid friend got peckish
btw, well done Dace for getting a girl to go "down there"
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16 Oct 2005, 02:51
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
i've not been on a date with her yet (but she does have a toungue stud!!!)
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16 Oct 2005, 03:21
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share the <3
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
This is dace's way of telling us his overt homophobia over the years was a way of masking his own gender identity issues, unable to deal with a past involving paedophilic rape from a football coach he once saw as a father figure, dace resorted to hating his own penis very very much.
He now hates it so much he wishes it was chewed up and he had a nice mangina instead.
You want to be a predatory butch lesbian don't you!!!!!
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16 Oct 2005, 03:22
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
I've always maintained I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body (in the face of some very strong evidence as well). It's good to meet someone else dace
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16 Oct 2005, 03:25
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share the <3
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
You can chomp each others penises off.
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16 Oct 2005, 03:47
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Originally Posted by Nusselt
This is dace's way of telling us his overt homophobia over the years was a way of masking his own gender identity issues, unable to deal with a past involving paedophilic rape from a football coach he once saw as a father figure, dace resorted to hating his own penis very very much.
He now hates it so much he wishes it was chewed up and he had a nice mangina instead.
You want to be a predatory butch lesbian don't you!!!!!
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Actually it isn't the case and i don't.
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16 Oct 2005, 03:53
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Originally Posted by Nusselt
This is dace's way of telling us his overt homophobia over the years was a way of masking his own gender identity issues, unable to deal with a past involving paedophilic rape from a football coach he once saw as a father figure, dace resorted to hating his own penis very very much.
He now hates it so much he wishes it was chewed up and he had a nice mangina instead.
You want to be a predatory butch lesbian don't you!!!!!
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16 Oct 2005, 04:09
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
19 yr olds swallow.
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16 Oct 2005, 04:16
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Originally Posted by demiGOD
19 yr olds swallow.
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*fingers crossed*
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16 Oct 2005, 05:20
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
It wasn't a typo Dace, it really did say 19.
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16 Oct 2005, 05:25
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
That's her age!
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16 Oct 2005, 05:26
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
That's what I meant.
Disappointing for you, isn't it?
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16 Oct 2005, 05:30
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so f*cking zen
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
Actually i thought about this the other night and in my world "19 year old girls" are the norm *shrug*
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16 Oct 2005, 13:08
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
19 is actually a pretty perfect age, as far as physical attractiveness goes at least.
also, the whole "blow job turns into dinner" thing is a recurring nightmare of mine, so thanks for bringing it up.
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16 Oct 2005, 13:15
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
Apparently theres been a massive increase in sexually transmitted diseases within the UK in the last year, and theres been something like 500,000 cases reported to doctors within that period.
Good Luck Dace. I mean REALLY good luck, cos you might just need it
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16 Oct 2005, 16:54
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PA Team
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
Well, the government is actively encouraging oral sex now to try and cut down on the STDs (or whatever they're now called) spreading and teenage pregnancys.
One thing I find funny is that born again christians seem to think that while sex before marriage, oral sex isn't really sex and is so ok (I think maybe guys did a bit of fast talking to over zealous religious girls to get that one to come about).
The other is that I almost died when my 15 year old cousin came on MSN with "sorry girls, I suck cock". That was a bit of a shock. And no, her e-mail address isn't available
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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You are easily shocked, dear.
Is this a surprise to you aswell?
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it would shock me if anyone was vulgar enough to wear it in public.
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18 Oct 2005, 00:37
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
uh huh.
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18 Oct 2005, 00:53
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
Well to uncover some of my sordid past, I dated a girl for 10 months who was raped by her borther at six [she shall remain namelss] which sickens me- both of them are very ****ed up people as a result and I have not suffered such an injury despite the numerous opputunities she had to inflict so I assure you are safe enough Dace,
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18 Oct 2005, 00:59
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Well to uncover some of my sordid past, I dated a girl for 10 months who was raped by her borther at six
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every idiot girl says that to her idiot boyfriend.
this is part of the reason that rape convictions have fallen below 50%, with every idiot boyfriend insisting on a prosecution in order to 'help' his poor afflicted girlfriend.
it's maiden in the tower syndrome. every boyfriend wishes the girl was. no girl is. and the cps are too stupid to refuse to prosecute.
the result? lots of silly and expensive trials resulting in the obvious not guilty verdict.
I do wish that women in britain could find another way to bond with their boyfriends instead of pretending that they were raped.
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Powering your life...
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
I never pushed for a conviction and she only told me months after we broke up.
Though I had suspected something of such an unsavoury nature had occurred
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18 Oct 2005, 06:09
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
every idiot girl says that to her idiot boyfriend.
this is part of the reason that rape convictions have fallen below 50%, with every idiot boyfriend insisting on a prosecution in order to 'help' his poor afflicted girlfriend.
it's maiden in the tower syndrome. every boyfriend wishes the girl was. no girl is. and the cps are too stupid to refuse to prosecute.
the result? lots of silly and expensive trials resulting in the obvious not guilty verdict.
I do wish that women in britain could find another way to bond with their boyfriends instead of pretending that they were raped.
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That's a wee bit morbid isn't it? I mean... especially for those where the story is true? O_o
And, yus, I am inferior in the ways of law... but ... err... How exactly do you prove that it didn't happen? Apart from maybe outright lying being brought into the open and exposed...
But, when that's not the case... Your constant supply of 'not guilty' verdicts here... How do you tell when one's "it didn't happen." as opposed to "there's not enough evidence"
Or do you really care?
Just curious...
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18 Oct 2005, 06:17
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
The protection of the innocent should always be paramount. No-one should ever be convicted in a case where there is not enough evidence to prove beyond all reasonable doubt. Occasionally this may well lead to an injustice (in the case of x getting away wih y) but it's far better than the alternative.
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18 Oct 2005, 06:21
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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The protection of the innocent should always be paramount. No-one should ever be convicted in a case where there is not enough evidence to prove beyond all reasonable doubt. Occasionally this may well lead to an injustice (in the case of x getting away wih y) but it's far better than the alternative.
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Agreed there. Just, was a wee bit curious about apparently all of em being fake. I was seeing a gal some time ago who had something along the lines of this situation happen but isn't pressing it (for various reasons) nor did she want me involved in any way with it. (IE not rescuing from the tower )
Was more curious than anything how he was so sure that all of em were fake... IE what's the big give-away(s) in a court case that usually leads to a solid 'not guilty' being thrown out.
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18 Oct 2005, 08:23
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Occasionally this may well lead to an injustice (in the case of x getting away wih y) but it's far better than the alternative.
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Obviously you are correct but as I understand rape/sexual abuse has one of the higher rates of recidivism. So the injustice could be more involved than just someone getting away with some individual crime.
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18 Oct 2005, 09:38
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
only read the first post and just had to say, she must have had one hell of a set of teeth and jaw muscles to bite straight through a willy.
he would have been able to knock her unconcious before she could chew through.
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18 Oct 2005, 09:40
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
My girlfriend also has lots of family problems she doesn't want me to get involved with. Has anyone had a girlfriend who didn't? Maybe it's all maiden in the tower stuff, even if they really really prefer to be there than rescued / get the dragon slain.
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That's obviously some sort of photoshoot and not in public. It's for girls who want to tease guys who have a B cup or less, and/or for guys to think how cool that t-shirt looks on that girl and how it'd look cool on their gf too. Maybe we should get Keyra Augustina to model it - I'm sure it'd become more popular then.
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18 Oct 2005, 09:52
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
The image is blocked, what does the t-shirt say?
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18 Oct 2005, 09:54
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
Front: Who needs big tits
Back: When you have an ass like this <devils tail pointing down towards your ass>
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18 Oct 2005, 13:55
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
anyone who doesn't properly sedate his women in advance deserves what he gets (or loses in this case).
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18 Oct 2005, 14:55
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Was more curious than anything how he was so sure that all of em were fake... IE what's the big give-away(s) in a court case that usually leads to a solid 'not guilty' being thrown out.
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I doubt yahwe's suggesting that every single case is just some silly bint making it up.
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Obviously you are correct but as I understand rape/sexual abuse has one of the higher rates of recidivism. So the injustice could be more involved than just someone getting away with some individual crime.
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That's an argument for looking into how to combat rape from occurring though.
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18 Oct 2005, 15:51
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
every idiot girl says that to her idiot boyfriend.
this is part of the reason that rape convictions have fallen below 50%, with every idiot boyfriend insisting on a prosecution in order to 'help' his poor afflicted girlfriend.
it's maiden in the tower syndrome. every boyfriend wishes the girl was. no girl is. and the cps are too stupid to refuse to prosecute.
the result? lots of silly and expensive trials resulting in the obvious not guilty verdict.
I do wish that women in britain could find another way to bond with their boyfriends instead of pretending that they were raped.
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Could be worse, the infamous NOT PROVEN verdict (In Scotland)
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18 Oct 2005, 19:23
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
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Dammit , i have to clean my monitor now
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18 Oct 2005, 20:33
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Re: I think we should all shed a tear
I'm sorry. Is this a 'dace now has no cock' thread?
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