Planetarion Forums - Newts "Stupid Things I Have Done" thread (and a new word)

Kurashima · 27 Mar 2003, 23:24

After a brief convo with JC , i have decided that the word "Moronicity" should be created and dedicated to the actions of one single GD poster.

Newt.

After his latest antics with a mobile phone and Superglue (See JC's signature for details) , ive been advised that if we create and sticky a thread , Newt will proceed to perform one task of extreme "Moronicity" per week in order to keep this stickied.

So Newt , heres the concept. This thread stays here , and stays stickied , as long as once a week , you do something the rest of us can look at and say "Well , thats was an outstanding example of Moronicity".

JC , if he needs persuading , threaten to make him watch Blackburn. Thats enough to scare any man.

JC · 27 Mar 2003, 23:28

LOL

I didnt seriously expect you to do this.

He hasnt been upto many wild things after glueing his phone to his head. He did attempt to dye his hair bright blue, its turned out to be more a mix of violet, white and blonde even after the 2nd bottle of dye. I suppose £20 or so on getting a hair colour you didnt want can class as stupid for now.

Kurashima · 27 Mar 2003, 23:37

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Originally posted by JC
LOL

I didnt seriously expect you to do this.

He hasnt been upto many wild things after glueing his phone to his head. He did attempt to dye his hair bright blue, its turned out to be more a mix of violet, white and blonde even after the 2nd bottle of dye. I suppose £20 or so on getting a hair colour you didnt want can class as stupid for now.

Never assume anything from me. I will inevitably prove you wrong.

newt · 27 Mar 2003, 23:40

I take serious offence at being labelled as a "GD poster" :\ if I wasn't such a happy laid back chappy I'd take you to court for libel

Kurashima · 27 Mar 2003, 23:48

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Originally posted by Newt
I take serious offence at being labelled as a "GD poster" :\ if I wasn't such a happy laid back chappy I'd take you to court for libel

By posting here , youve just destroyed your defence in court.

(And you cant delete the post , because i can find it again)

newt · 27 Mar 2003, 23:57

<LAMENESS>

I'll pay some1 to hack in to the forums database then and delete it.

</LAMENESS>

I'm at home over easter anyway; my dad almost choked on his pint when I told him about the mobile phone incident, and is now a firm beleiver that his youngest child is a retarded moron.

Going to try and prove him wrong, so doubt this thread will be stickied for all too long

Snurx · 28 Mar 2003, 00:31

Hey, is this gonna be fun?

Starbucks · 28 Mar 2003, 00:41

Challenge 1

Run wearing only a thong around your general area, while a friend of yours, with a tape player, and speakers, puts out the "party boy song" from jackass.

Challenge 2

Moon the camera on the london eye

Challenge 3

Pimp slap a bouncer, then RUN. Extra points for being caught on film

If all 3 are done, i will give you money

newt · 28 Mar 2003, 01:11

... you forgot to mention how much money :P

I'm a student .. I'll do anything for (a lot of) cash

Starbucks · 28 Mar 2003, 01:22

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Originally posted by Newt
... you forgot to mention how much money :P

I'm a student .. I'll do anything for (a lot of) cash

also a student, so the amount is "we will see"

roadrunner_0 · 28 Mar 2003, 10:10

i will donate £10 to the newt doing Starbucks 3 challenges thing, but we need documented evidence of all 3

Zword · 28 Mar 2003, 12:52

I'll donate € 15 *yeah dutchy* if he does the 3 things and glue's the phone to his dads head

treelo · 28 Mar 2003, 13:45

wow. n00t is a celebrity, reknowned the world over......
for being a retard.

ive always said it and ill keep on saying it.

n00t is f*cking stupid, if only i had a log of you trying to deny that supergluing a phone to your face was pure idiocy.

keep up the good work

Kurashima · 28 Mar 2003, 14:18

I will donate £10 , payable at I-16 , to the Starbucks "Newt doing stupid things" fund, should he succeed in all three challenges, and provided documentary evidence.

Starbucks · 28 Mar 2003, 14:27

i will add a tenner as well

that should cover the cost of doing those things

[GAP]Obiwan · 28 Mar 2003, 14:49

£15 from me if he does ALL 3, WITH proof.

Mooseh · 28 Mar 2003, 17:23

If you change the 2nd one to something involving slightly less travelling (baring in mind during term we're in notts and during hols we're alot further north) than I can almost guarantee I will force him to do them all.

roadrunner_0 · 28 Mar 2003, 18:58

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Originally posted by Kurashima
I will donate £10 , payable at I-16 , to the Starbucks "Newt doing stupid things" fund, should he succeed in all three challenges, and provided documentary evidence.

so when would i16 be then? Cos if its far enough away then i will save up and make my £10 (or possibly even £20 depends what kind of mood i am in) payable then as well

Aryn · 28 Mar 2003, 20:33

i want to see someone dress up like the msn butterfly and 'censor' people.
i would pay to see that. not now ofc cause i'm broke.. but i could perhaps pay up when i come over to the UK (round november/december 2004)

Starbucks · 28 Mar 2003, 21:04

[20:13] <Starbucks> alton towers is north, its got automatic cameras, and its public
[20:13] <Starbucks> what can we make newt do there

any ideas?

JC · 28 Mar 2003, 21:35

Camelot or Blackpool Pleasure Beach are closer for us. Lots of fun could be had at both of those

.

newt · 28 Mar 2003, 23:38

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Originally posted by Mooseh
I can almost guarantee I will force him to do them all.

I would love to watch you try and force me to dance around the street wearing only a thong :\

treelo · 29 Mar 2003, 13:45

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Originally posted by Newt
I would love to watch you try and force me to dance around the street wearing only a thong :\

i could spike his drink with something to loosen him up (not laxatives, unless of course you want me to) if you really want

poshphil · 29 Mar 2003, 14:52

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Originally posted by Starbucks
[20:13] <Starbucks> alton towers is north, its got automatic cameras, and its public
[20:13] <Starbucks> what can we make newt do there

any ideas?

Well if you're looking at mooning there aren't too many rides you can do that on, there's the river rapids, which is the only one i can think of atm.

Or there's the more immature one of him groping some random lady on black hole

JC · 29 Mar 2003, 15:15

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Originally posted by poshphil

Or there's the more immature one of him groping some random lady on black hole

He does that in clubs already. Randomly grabbing some girls breast on his way out of the club on 'school disco' night wasnt greeted with the nicest of looks.

poshphil · 29 Mar 2003, 16:13

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Originally posted by JC
He does that in clubs already. Randomly grabbing some girls breast on his way out of the club on 'school disco' night wasnt greeted with the nicest of looks.

ok then, well you could make him jump into the water when the camera takes its photo on the river rapids

Androme · 29 Mar 2003, 18:10

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Originally posted by Iniluki
Seriously why do you encourage this attention seeking moron? Thats why he does it.

Jealousy.

Kurashima · 29 Mar 2003, 23:48

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Originally posted by Iniluki
Seriously why do you encourage this attention seeking moron? Thats why he does it.

Because its amusing.

Watching someone do something stupid for the amusement of others is "Teh Funneh"

Dead_Meat · 30 Mar 2003, 02:46

Run around Belgrano Square here in Buenos Aires, waving a Union Jack, shouting

"Come back to the Malvinas, if you think you're hard enough"

I have digicam to provide evidence.

Kurashima · 30 Mar 2003, 15:51

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Originally posted by Dead_Meat
Run around Belgrano Square here in Buenos Aires, waving a Union Jack, shouting

"Come back to the Malvinas, if you think you're hard enough"

I have digicam to provide evidence.

Should you be in the UK area during the duration of I-16 , you will be provided the opportunity to provide this evidence to certain individuals.

Namely me.

Dead_Meat · 30 Mar 2003, 17:32

I was hinting that Newt could do it, but since he's not here, I guess I'll have to go do it.

It's not like the Argentinian secret police have a bad reputation for locking people up in stadiums and shooting them all, is it?

i16, como es das? (When is it, I don't speak Spanish)

Kurashima · 31 Mar 2003, 13:47

Mid-June i believe.

Perfect time for a sit out on the grass with various amounts of Alcohol , food , stories and to watch the naked drunken norweigians running around the racecourse.

Cmdr_Cyrax · 31 Mar 2003, 14:13

Newt vs. TMG

Dead_Meat · 31 Mar 2003, 17:08

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Originally posted by Kurashima
Mid-June i believe.

Perfect time for a sit out on the grass with various amounts of Alcohol , food , stories and to watch the naked drunken norweigians running around the racecourse.

I think I could live with doing that for a weekend.

Book me a kipper, I'll be there in two and a half months.

Kurashima · 31 Mar 2003, 19:58

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Originally posted by Dead_Meat
I think I could live with doing that for a weekend.

Book me a kipper, I'll be there in two and a half months.

You bring the alcohol , ill bring the 100 reasons not to drink it.

Starbucks · 31 Mar 2003, 20:42

i will be able to go to i16

if newt can, we can do this LIVE

Kurashima · 31 Mar 2003, 22:39

Was it Cryptic who showed up looking like a short , fat extra from The Matrix , and proceeded to show off how much cash he had by betting everyone money they wouldnt do stupid things (The Grimble racing naked round the racecourse incident being one of them?)

I can never remember.

KaneED · 31 Mar 2003, 23:01

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Originally posted by Dead_Meat
i16, como es das? (When is it, I don't speak Spanish)

Hello Baldilocks.

Get a clue. :/

It's "Como estas" and that means "How are you"

"Cuando es" would be "When is it"

THREE HAIRS
THREE HAIRS
THREE HAIRS

Dead_Meat · 1 Apr 2003, 00:08

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Originally posted by Dead_Meat
(.........I don't speak Spanish)

Stick that up ya junta

KaneED · 1 Apr 2003, 22:57

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Originally posted by Dead_Meat
Stick that up ya junta

Junta must be a really old fashioned word because I, in all my youth, have never heard of it.

Oldie!

newt · 1 Apr 2003, 23:19

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Originally posted by Starbucks
i will be able to go to i16

if newt can, we can do this LIVE

when is i16?

depends how many ppl off irc that i actually know and like go :\

any of u lot thinking about going to the great british beer festival thingymabob in august?

gonna try to persuade JC` to go amongst others.

Starbucks · 1 Apr 2003, 23:26

Newt, if you come to i16, and do 5 tasks of this Boards choosing, we will be able to get enough money for you to go to i16 for free

5 TASKS
3 NERDY WEEKEND
1 IDIOT
THE BOARD DECIDES

newt · 2 Apr 2003, 00:25

hmm, i16 costs money?!?!

and i doubt illl do the 5tasks ... there are certain things i will never do

Starbucks · 2 Apr 2003, 12:27

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Originally posted by Newt
hmm, i16 costs money?!?!

and i doubt illl do the 5tasks ... there are certain things i will never do

you superglued a mobile phone to your head

no-one would of gone that far if this feat had not been previously achieved by you

Judge · 3 Apr 2003, 02:22

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Originally posted by Newt
... there are certain things i will never do

For example?

newt · 3 Apr 2003, 14:26

anything that involves exposure of flesh i suppose

JC · 3 Apr 2003, 14:29

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Originally posted by Judge
For example?

pull.

nickhall · 3 Apr 2003, 23:30

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Originally posted by Starbucks
i will be able to go to i16

if newt can, we can do this LIVE

Then you can make him do challange 1 accross the winning line on the racecourse

Starbucks · 4 Apr 2003, 11:43

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Originally posted by nickhall
Then you can make him do challange 1 accross the winning line on the racecourse

been done before

roadrunner_0 · 4 Apr 2003, 18:15

i am sure that between us we are evil enough to come up with 5 good things and rich enough to pay for him to do them