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28 Aug 2003, 17:11
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so f*cking zen
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My sister is soooooo blonde
<Sis> "How big is a 28 inch TV?"
Can you guess what my reply was.
Ahhhhhhhh i amused myself anyway.
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28 Aug 2003, 17:12
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Guy next door
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it must be in the genes
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28 Aug 2003, 17:17
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: My sister is soooooo blonde
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Originally posted by Dace
<Sis> "How big is a 28 inch TV?"
Can you guess what my reply was.
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"26 inch bigger than my penis."
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28 Aug 2003, 17:18
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Cute and cuddly
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heh, leshy wins
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28 Aug 2003, 17:19
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Registered User
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Re: My sister is soooooo blonde
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Originally posted by Dace
<Sis> "How big is a 28 inch TV?"
Can you guess what my reply was.
Ahhhhhhhh i amused myself anyway.
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Thats not actually a stupid question, because she might have been wondering about the size of the television itself (frame etc) and not the screen.
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28 Aug 2003, 17:22
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Guy next door
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exactly what I thought actually, she probably needed to know if it fits in some kind of furniture or something like that.
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28 Aug 2003, 17:24
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Ball
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She might have meant lots of things. The viewable area of a 28" widescreen (16:9) TV is about 62cm x 35cm. That puts the total width including the frame at perhaps 80cm depending on the model.
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28 Aug 2003, 17:25
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by SilverSmoke
exactly what I thought actually, she probably needed to know if it fits in some kind of furniture or something like that.
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She doesnt.
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28 Aug 2003, 17:26
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Guy next door
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thats not the point !
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28 Aug 2003, 17:37
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Muslim Jr.
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Did you hear about the blonde coyote who caught his leg in a trap? Gnawed three of them off, but still couldn't escape.
Har, har.
Strawberry blonde Bill Murray on David Letterman++
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28 Aug 2003, 17:55
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Registered User
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Re: Re: My sister is soooooo blonde
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Originally posted by Nodrog
Thats not actually a stupid question, because she might have been wondering about the size of the television itself (frame etc) and not the screen.
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how long is a piece of string.
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28 Aug 2003, 17:57
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Re: Re: My sister is soooooo blonde
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Originally posted by Radical Edward
how long is a piece of string.
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Twice the half.
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28 Aug 2003, 18:56
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Banned
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Females say the funnest things!
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28 Aug 2003, 19:23
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Twisted
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A girl that I used to work with, er lets just say she was a little vacant... Anyway she went to the doctor for a pregnancy test, and she had to phone to get the result because she was at work. She came off the phone and said 'What does negative mean?'
I despair.
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28 Aug 2003, 20:51
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J to the C to the A G E
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Nobody has asked for pictures.
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28 Aug 2003, 20:57
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A Big Pile of Awesome
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Nobody has asked for pictures.
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of the tv?
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28 Aug 2003, 20:58
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Motherfracker
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TV's are sexy!
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28 Aug 2003, 21:08
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J to the C to the A G E
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Quote:
Originally posted by WST
of the tv?
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of the (for sure) hot blonde
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28 Aug 2003, 21:22
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Nobody has asked for pictures.
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we already had a 'hay Dace is your sister hot' thread when he mentioned she was going to the US
he didn't want to say either way but that we 'weren't invited', then someone called him a paedo and we all went home happy.
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28 Aug 2003, 21:28
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Dirte
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Dace's a paedo, so when we take over some bannana-republic and become kings of the bongo's, i get all the 16+ and he gets anything younger.
Sounds like a plan, eh?
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28 Aug 2003, 22:52
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Vermin Supreme
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
Dace's a paedo, so when we take over some bannana-republic and become kings of the bongo's, i get all the 16+ and he gets anything younger.
Sounds like a plan, eh?
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sounds like a plan wherein you'll spend your entire life hitting dace's sloppy 2nds (cause apparently people get older as time goes on )
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28 Aug 2003, 23:06
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Registered User
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I'm sick of all the anti-blond propaganda spread about by commoners without the right genes to be blond. They are all just jealous of us, with our superiour genes and other marvelous traits.
Maybe she merely wanted to use centimeters like any good modern person.
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<Bobzy> Jammers is > the rest of GD/PA at it though.
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28 Aug 2003, 23:09
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jammers
I'm sick of all the anti-blond propaganda spread about by commoners without the right genes to be blond. They are all just jealous of us, with our superiour genes and other marvelous traits.
Maybe she merely wanted to use centimeters like any good modern person.
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You know who else thought that blondes were superior? THAT'S RIGHT!
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28 Aug 2003, 23:21
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- Sex Therapist -
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Dace has a sister in USA!?! I have an extra room
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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28 Aug 2003, 23:26
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
You know who else thought that blondes were superior? THAT'S RIGHT!
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Anita Loos?
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29 Aug 2003, 01:49
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lowly ensign
Join Date: Aug 2001
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hehe
good blonde's are dumb coz they got men to do the thinking for them
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29 Aug 2003, 02:01
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by AliasX
Dace has a sister in USA!?! I have an extra room
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She aint there no more.
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29 Aug 2003, 05:19
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- Sex Therapist -
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
She aint there no more.
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Is she hot?
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<Pyr0> but i dont want cum on my scanner
<meaple> its glass, it wipes off
<Pyr0> i dont trust you
<meaple> I want 2 c ur cum
<Pyr0> patience young padowan
<AliasX> oh jeasus
<AliasX> this channel did turn gay
*** yahwe ( [email protected]) has joined channel #forums
<Oye> that cant be a coincidence
<meaple> he heard you
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29 Aug 2003, 12:44
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Miles Teg
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indeed, pics etc.
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29 Aug 2003, 13:37
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Anon.
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
You know who else thought that blondes were superior? THAT'S RIGHT!
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:ninjaa:
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29 Aug 2003, 13:45
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
indeed, pics etc.
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pimping out your sister by sending pictures to random strangers over the internet is wro....
oh
it's you
heh
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I find it kind of sad
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29 Aug 2003, 13:52
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
indeed, pics etc.
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It aint ever going to happen.
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29 Aug 2003, 13:56
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Banned
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Well, how big was it?!?
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