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1 Jun 2003, 21:44
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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What happened?
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Six o'clock on Saturday
Her folks don't know he's on his way
The stalls are clean, the horses fed
They say she's grounded 'til she's dead
Well here he comes around the bend
Slowing down, she's jumping in
Hey mom, you're daughter's gone
And there they go again
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I used to be that girl (more or less, less "he's on his way" more "she's on her way"), what happened? I used to party 6, sometimes 7 days a week and now I just want to sleep
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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1 Jun 2003, 21:45
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m u p p e t
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Whenever Wherever
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You're almost 30.
At least it's better to be over the hill than buried under it.
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1 Jun 2003, 21:46
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Every nights a party on the internet!
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1 Jun 2003, 21:51
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: What happened?
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Originally posted by Gayle29uk
I used to be that girl (more or less, less "he's on his way" more "she's on her way"), what happened? I used to party 6, sometimes 7 days a week and now I just want to sleep
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you grew up. Same as the rest of us do when we hit 28+
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2 Jun 2003, 14:58
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
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Re: Re: What happened?
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Originally posted by Kurashima
you grew up. Same as the rest of us do when we hit 28+
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LIES
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2 Jun 2003, 15:01
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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If growing up means becoming dull, im killing myself at 28.
Oh, and anyways, it's not true! My mom is over 40, but she is at more concerts/clubs/bars then me..and its all concerts/clubs/bars that I want to go to!
(HI xtrasyn! )
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2 Jun 2003, 15:02
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Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Originally posted by Snurx
If growing up means becoming dull, im killing myself at 28.
Oh, and anyways, it's not true! My mom is over 40, but she is at more concerts/clubs/bars then me..and its all concerts/clubs/bars that I want to go to!
(HI xtrasyn! )
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/me fluffles Snurx
Not bad for a mum. There's also those that reside mainly at country clubs.
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2 Jun 2003, 15:05
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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maybe the parties turned ****
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2 Jun 2003, 15:33
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: leeds
Posts: 592
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Re: What happened?
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Originally posted by Gayle29uk
I used to be that girl (more or less, less "he's on his way" more "she's on her way"), what happened? I used to party 6, sometimes 7 days a week and now I just want to sleep
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its cos ur in north yorkshire
its crap there
it smells of poo
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2 Jun 2003, 15:43
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Originally posted by queball
maybe the parties turned ****
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All parties have been ****, ever.
Admittedly I'm ugly, I smell, have greasy hair and tend to rant about libertarian Marxism when drunk, but I've never been to a decent party.
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2 Jun 2003, 15:49
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
All parties have been ****, ever.
Admittedly I'm ugly, I smell, have greasy hair and tend to rant about libertarian Marxism when drunk, but I've never been to a decent party.
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I think you would fit rigth into some of the parties i've been too!
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2 Jun 2003, 15:52
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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I inhaled a party popper.
That's one of the few parties I've been to I can remember having walked away from without getting molested, breaking a plantpot or insulting a hanging picture of some ugly bird on the wall who turns out to be the daughter who's just left for Uni and who is missed greatly by all concerned.
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2 Jun 2003, 15:52
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 8,476
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watch this space guys, im trying to think up a "communist at a party" joke.
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2 Jun 2003, 15:55
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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So there was this communist at a party, right, and this woman came over offering him some ****tail sausages, and he took one look and then said
'NO, THESE SAUSAGES ARE INDICATIVE OF THE CAPITALIST REGIME THAT HAS POISONED THE HEARTS AND SOULS OF SO MANY OF OUR BROTHERS'
and then drank some commie vodka, invaded Afghanistan and shot her in the head with an AK47.
LOL
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2 Jun 2003, 15:56
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
All parties have been ****, ever.
Admittedly I'm ugly, I smell, have greasy hair and tend to rant about libertarian Marxism when drunk, but I've never been to a decent party.
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Giles and I discuss the scientific method when drunk.
There's pictures of me and him at a party, and I'm waving my arms as I illustrate a point.
Although Giles doesn't go to parties.
He's antisocial.
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2 Jun 2003, 16:05
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nodrog
watch this space guys, im trying to think up a "communist at a party" joke.
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Stalin and Lenin are standing at a bar. Lenin asks 'Can I get you a pint, Comrade?', and Stalin says 'No, but I could murder a White Russian'
LOL
I made that up.
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2 Jun 2003, 16:45
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Pab, you sir, have surpassed even yourself on that one.
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2 Jun 2003, 16:55
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
Posts: 1,471
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
Stalin and Lenin are standing at a bar. Lenin asks 'Can I get you a pint, Comrade?', and Stalin says 'No, but I could murder a White Russian'
LOL
I made that up.
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That just made me laugh out loud
Congrats
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2 Jun 2003, 16:55
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: not in Milton Keynes
Posts: 491
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I inhaled a party popper.
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My brother who is 12 thinks it is amusing to do that.
I'm fairly sure its a cancerous habit.
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2 Jun 2003, 16:57
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
Posts: 7,374
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I meant the streamers...
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2 Jun 2003, 16:58
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Anon.
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: not in Milton Keynes
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oh.
how the **** did you manage that?
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2 Jun 2003, 16:59
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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They were on my head... for some reason... and across my face, and I breathed in heartily as I was laughing, and inhaled a couple of them, coughed like a bastard, and found bits of them for days afterwards.
Unpleasant. I sounded like Barry White for days.
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2 Jun 2003, 17:00
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Originally posted by Embroglio
Pab, you sir, have surpassed even yourself on that one.
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Oh now come on, I've been much less funny than that before
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