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Unread 22 May 2003, 20:25   #1
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NONE! THE JOKE'S ALL BACKWARDS, SEE!
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Unread 22 May 2003, 20:26   #2
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Unread 22 May 2003, 20:26   #3
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Unread 23 May 2003, 01:42   #5
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HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB???













NONE, LET THE BITCH DO THE DISHES IN THE DARK!!
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Unread 23 May 2003, 01:46   #6
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Mine was less sexist.

Less funny, obviously, but at least I can sleep at night
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Unread 23 May 2003, 01:47   #7
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How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

21. One to change it, 20 to stand there saying "I could do that"
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How many NTL Broadband Installation Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't know, they're not qualified to try...




What's that I hear you say?
I'm bitter?
Noooo, really?
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Unread 23 May 2003, 01:53   #9
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Unread 23 May 2003, 02:22   #10
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Re: !EES ,SDRAWKCAB LLA S'EKOJ EHT !ENON
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I just wasted five minutes of my life trying to figure out what that said, then realized.

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Unread 23 May 2003, 09:30   #11
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how many students does it take to change a lightbulb?



none, they will be moving out in june anyway
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How many NTL Broadband Installation Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't know, they're not qualified to try...




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I'm bitter?
Noooo, really?
last week they had to come to replace the phone cable as it was damaged outside the house

after much explaining and them sending out people to 'survey it' several times too many they finally came and fixed it last week

they came this morning at some ungodly hour asking if we had a cable that needed repairing

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Since this thread seems to be inflicinting unfunny crap on people, here's something I was just sent at work.

Rocket Science! (True Story)

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console,snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

"Defrost the chicken."
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Unread 23 May 2003, 13:13   #14
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See.

I actually laughed.

This disturbs me.
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Unread 23 May 2003, 13:15   #15
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Since this thread seems to be inflicinting unfunny crap on people, here's something I was just sent at work.

Rocket Science! (True Story)

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets , all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console,snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

You're going to love this......

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

"Defrost the chicken."
Funnily enough I have read the same story except it was NASA who developed the thing and British Rail who fired the frozen chicken.

I obviously didnt get the Brit Patriotic one. The NASA one to me was more plausable.
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Funnily enough I have read the same story except it was NASA who developed the thing and British Rail who fired the frozen chicken.

I obviously didnt get the Brit Patriotic one. The NASA one to me was more plausable.
Unfortunately neither is true.

See here.
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