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22 Nov 2005, 02:50
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Gay or not
I've taken up Salsa classes.
What do you think?
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22 Nov 2005, 02:51
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Gay or not
and here was me thinking this was another thread about Kane
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22 Nov 2005, 02:52
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Gay or not
And to answer your original question ...
"It depends"
"It depends on whether you use the class as a means of shagging women or not."
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22 Nov 2005, 03:00
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I am.
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Re: Gay or not
you are too small to succeed at being gay
I would recommend that you stick with trying to be hetrosexual.
in re salsa dancing? i would say it was nerdy and dated (90's) and unlikely to help you. but then there is no shortage of nerdy women ...
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22 Nov 2005, 11:19
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Re: Gay or not
It merely means that you will have new moves to put on the ladies on the dancefloor and in the bedroom.
Win!
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22 Nov 2005, 12:17
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Re: Gay or not
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
you are too small to succeed at being gay
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And women were telling me I'm well-hung....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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22 Nov 2005, 12:38
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: Gay or not
If a woman ever tells a guy he's well-hung, she's lying.
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22 Nov 2005, 12:41
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Clerk
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Re: Gay or not
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
If a woman ever tells a guy he's well-hung, she's lying.
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What, even this guy?
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22 Nov 2005, 12:56
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Re: Gay or not
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22 Nov 2005, 13:20
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Re: Gay or not
cooly cooly cool
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22 Nov 2005, 13:23
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1up on you
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Re: Gay or not
Not gay, all the girls dig it.
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22 Nov 2005, 13:38
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Re: Gay or not
On a more serious note, if you do ballroom and latin dancing on the university circuit:
1) If you don't have two left feet, you'll be snapped up by a hot girl who wants you for a dance partner.
2) If you do have two left feet but can mange to be marginally less crap that the rest of the guys, you'll be snapped up by a hot girl who wants you for a dance partner.
3) Win.
4) If you get to be any good at the dancing thing, you'll have all the girls chasing after you, regardless of how minging you are.
On the downside, you mgiht end up buying all your latin shirts from per una because buying actual latin stuff is horrendously expensive, and wearing girls' stuff is a cheap alternative. My friend Alex is a size 10.
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22 Nov 2005, 13:41
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Re: Gay or not
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
On a more serious note, if you do ballroom and latin dancing on the university circuit:
1) If you don't have two left feet, you'll be snapped up by a hot girl who wants you for a dance partner.
2) If you do have two left feet but can mange to be marginally less crap that the rest of the guys, you'll be snapped up by a hot girl who wants you for a dance partner.
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if only i'd known this at uni :crymeariver:
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22 Nov 2005, 13:42
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Re: Gay or not
I'm not used to associate Latin dancing with fat british mingers.
And another wonderful image brutally shattered
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22 Nov 2005, 13:48
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Re: Gay or not
somewhere (and who knows where ) I think you've got the misleading impression that salsa will make all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
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22 Nov 2005, 14:30
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Re: Gay or not
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I'm not used to associate Latin dancing with fat british mingers.
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I'm not sure what you're talking about because fat british mingers are too lazy to move about let alone thinking of taking up an activity.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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22 Nov 2005, 14:49
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Re: Gay or not
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
What do you think?
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'dancing queen'
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22 Nov 2005, 14:59
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Re: Gay or not
It's not definatly not gay
In the same way as that Prince isn't gay
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22 Nov 2005, 17:49
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Re: Gay or not
I dont know a woman who doesnt like a man who can dance, but then i dont know many women...
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22 Nov 2005, 18:06
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Re: Gay or not
cool.
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22 Nov 2005, 21:31
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Re: Gay or not
It does depend. If youre in it for the girls - then your straighter than Colin Murray.
If you actually do like Salsa dancing - u r teh g@y!!!!111oneone
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23 Nov 2005, 00:25
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Re: Gay or not
Stay away from girls who salsa dance. Rumor has it that they have all been fingered by Mo.
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23 Nov 2005, 12:49
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Re: Gay or not
I was going to take it up actually. That or Swing Dance (which is supposedly much harder, so I thought I'd maybe move onto it).
It's becoming very popular, especially amongst younger people (20-30 year olds).
It's supposed to be quite exerting, and a decent way of keeping fit. It's also quite fun. I'm not into the gym, and running is ok but it's cold outside now, so that's why I was considering it.
Where are you doing it dude? I was going to look for classes around Clapham when I got more settled in.
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23 Nov 2005, 13:03
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Re: Gay or not
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It's becoming very popular, especially amongst younger people (20-30 year olds).
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I am really not getting my memos these days
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23 Nov 2005, 13:58
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Re: Gay or not
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Where are you doing it dude? I was going to look for classes around Clapham when I got more settled in.
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Uni of Greenwich.... the gym (well that room with mirrors at one end). £1.50 a session for students.
When I get good at it I might go elsewhere.
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Originally Posted by Green Spit
salsa is rubbish. i did it with the girlfriend for about 6 -8 weeks before making my exit. it wasnt that i couldnt salsa, it was just that i thought it was a rubbish past time on par with line dancing and all the girls minged!
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Gee, where did you go?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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23 Nov 2005, 13:59
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Re: Gay or not
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I am really not getting my memos these days
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I'm the OFFICIAL GD Representative for "what's cool" - I'll make sure I keep you updated!
(lose the flares with pockets in the knees pls)
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23 Nov 2005, 17:48
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Gone
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Re: Gay or not
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
It's becoming very popular, especially amongst younger people (20-30 year olds).
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Much like Chlamydia.
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23 Nov 2005, 17:49
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Re: Gay or not
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I'm the OFFICIAL GD Representative for "what's cool" - I'll make sure I keep you updated!
(lose the flares with pockets in the knees pls)
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Your new GD position is incompatible with your previous role of "GD Blue Peter Presenter"
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23 Nov 2005, 17:54
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Gone
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Re: Gay or not
Tomkat has a cleancut image, but he obviously either does drugs and/or is a faggot and he's not telling anyone.
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24 Nov 2005, 00:17
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Gay or not
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Tomkat has a cleancut image, but he obviously either does drugs and/or is a faggot and he's not telling anyone.
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Not all Blue Peter presenters are the same
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24 Nov 2005, 05:14
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Gay or not
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I was going to take it up actually.
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OFFICiALLY GAY
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25 Nov 2005, 13:32
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Re: Gay or not
dancing will win chicks and admiration. see, most white peoples' idea of dancing is flopping their arms around in the air and jumping up and down in a crude approximation of rythym. the closest most people will ever get to dancing is "I wish I could do that". so learn, and it's pretty good fun too. I do some latin American stuff
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