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Unread 11 Apr 2004, 13:32   #1
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Unread 11 Apr 2004, 13:32   #2
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Re: A Joke
How Many time travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Re: A Joke
hehe
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Unread 11 Apr 2004, 13:40   #5
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Re: A Joke
A judge asked him, "Have you ever been up before me?" And he said, "I don't know, what time do you get up?"
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lol @ SYMM
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Unread 11 Apr 2004, 14:13   #9
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Re: A Joke
heh heh
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Unread 11 Apr 2004, 14:19   #10
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Re: A Joke
I did "steal" it from another forum, but glad you enjoy
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Re: A Joke
Here's a better joke.

Why is a D^0 meson like a strip club?

Cos it's a c d-bar.
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Re: A Joke
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Here's a better joke.

Why is a D^0 meson like a strip club?

Cos it's a c d-bar.
wow that one's a keeper
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Re: A Joke
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Here's a better joke.

Why is a D^0 meson like a strip club?

Cos it's a c d-bar.
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mes·on P Pronunciation Key (mzn, ms-, mzn, -sn)
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Any of a family of subatomic particles that participate in strong interactions, are composed of a quark and an antiquark, and have masses generally intermediate between leptons and baryons. See table at subatomic particle.
I think THAT'S one of the reasons I don't really get it.
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You can dance if you wanna
you can leave your pants behind
cuz if you got dont dance,
and if you got pants,
then you aint no freind of mine.

no really funny, but all i could come up with atm. I really am a funny person, people tell me all the time.
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Re: A Joke
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You can dance if you wanna
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cuz if you got dont dance,
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then you aint no freind of mine.

no really funny, but all i could come up with atm. I really am a funny person, people tell me all the time.
quoted for idiot
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funny can be taken in a number of ways.
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Re: A Joke
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then you aint no freind of mine.

no really funny, but all i could come up with atm. I really am a funny person, people tell me all the time.
You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
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Re: A Joke
Whats a hindo...



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