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Dace · 24 Dec 2003, 15:41

Our Father, who art in heaven
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

AMEN

Considering the number of fags who don't normally go to church who turn up around Christmas time i thought i'd do them a favour and post a "reminder".

I mean you can blag most of a service but if you don't know "THE LORDS PRAYER" (c) then you are in trouble.

DEEP TROUBLE*!

*the Priest will go Kung fu on your ass.

Ice-Lady · 24 Dec 2003, 15:50

You missed some of the verse....

For thine is the Kingdom, and the power of the glory, for ever and ever

Blah blah blah...

Dace · 24 Dec 2003, 15:54

I deliberately missed it out (because the church i go to never said it).

Ice-Lady · 24 Dec 2003, 15:55

Ah.. fair enough then, but that is the full verse of it.

Merry Christmas !

Dace · 24 Dec 2003, 16:01

Yeah Merry ****ing Christmas :)

djbass · 24 Dec 2003, 16:11

God can go suck my **** in hell! Mwahahahahahahahah!!!

on another note.. Merry Christmas :nuts:

=[DJ Bass]=

MrL_JaKiri · 24 Dec 2003, 18:02

You're only with it if you know the Affirmation of Faith and the Gloria.

Androme · 24 Dec 2003, 18:10

on xmas il b finkin bout stuffin MrL's ass with a Basil Brush I prepared followin Jamie Oliver's 1337 skillz book

MrL_JaKiri · 24 Dec 2003, 18:25

I bought some Basil Brush chicken brushes the other day.

And don't forget the 2nd of January, the feast day of St Basil the Great.

JonnyBGood · 24 Dec 2003, 18:29

"I heard the bells on Christmas day
Their old familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet,
the words repeat
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

I thought how, as the day had come,
The belfries of all Christendom
Had rolled along
the unbroken song
Of peace on earth, good will to men.

Till ringing, singing, on it's way,
The world revolved from night to day,
a voice, a chime
A chant sublime
Of peace on earth good will to men.

Then from each black, accursed mouth
The cannon thundered in the south
And with the sound
The carols drowned
Of peace on earth good will to men.

It was as if an earthquake rent
The hearthstones of a continent
and made forlorn
The households born
Of peace on earth good will to men.

And in despair I bowed my head
"There is no peace on earth," I said,
"For hate is strong
and mocks the song
Of peace on earth, good will to men."

Then pealed the bells more loud and deep:
"God is not dead, nor doth He sleep;
The wrong shall fail,
the right prevail
With peace on earth, good will to men."

Merry Christmas yo

24 Dec 2003, 18:37

I thought the bible said
"Thou shalt not covet wee children"

Kurashima · 24 Dec 2003, 18:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice-Lady

You missed some of the verse....

For thine is the Kingdom, and the power of the glory, for ever and ever

Blah blah blah...

Different churches Icy. Youre quoting from the Protestant or COE or Anglican or something Church.

Dace is quoting from the Roman Catholic service.

MrL_JaKiri · 24 Dec 2003, 18:42

Which is a tad silly, as it's the same language and supposedly the same prayer.

ps :Gimli: :kura: lolol I'm funny

Intrepid00 · 24 Dec 2003, 19:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dace

Our Father, who art in heaven
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

AMEN

Considering the number of fags who don't normally go to church who turn up around Christmas time i thought i'd do them a favour and post a "reminder".

I mean you can blag most of a service but if you don't know "THE LORDS PRAYER" (c) then you are in trouble.

DEEP TROUBLE*!

*the Priest will go Kung fu on your ass.

Catholic?

Knight Theamion · 24 Dec 2003, 19:55

getting a priest kung fu on your ass could also mean some sexual technique :\

MrL_JaKiri · 24 Dec 2003, 20:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knight Theamion

getting a priest kung fu on your ass could also mean some sexual technique :\

There's no could about it

Knight Theamion · 24 Dec 2003, 20:10

i was giving them the advantage of my doubt*

*while i knew better, we all did

Dace · 25 Dec 2003, 01:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

You're only with it if you know the Affirmation of Faith and the Gloria.

I know* both of them too.

*couldn't forget them if i tried after all those years of brain washing

Dace · 25 Dec 2003, 01:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid00

Catholic?

"was"*

*i don't know if you can ever leave

Jennifer · 25 Dec 2003, 02:32

Our Father, which art in heaven
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
in earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive them
that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

Amen

new fandangled hippies

Androme · 25 Dec 2003, 02:51

Microsoft Word clearly states multiple errors with the grammatical tenses and vocabulary used throughought this thread. Recodmmended actions are as follows:

"Our JammiyJim, whom art in PA Moden, hallowed by thy name, thy monkey come, thy wil be done, on PAGD as it is in hell, give us this day our daily spam, as we delete RP'ers who RP against us, as we torture them, and lead us not into fights and war, but encourage us to flame them. For yours is the kingdom, forever and ever... Beep."

Embroglio · 25 Dec 2003, 03:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dace

"was"

hey, with your love of young children you should become a priest

can't sleep :/

Androme · 25 Dec 2003, 10:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Embroglio

your love of young children

Dace could become a Michael Jackson wanabe - like a look-alike. He doesn't need much surgery and has got the uber sexy voice... or so I hear from some board members