3 Jul 2004, 23:31
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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if shes the kind of girl who will sleep with you 'to be helpful' or whatever it is you said, she probably is a slag to be fair. a year? yeah rite.
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She hasnt been penetraded for a year or so.
And thats due to the fact that she engages in sexual encounters with women. This has been going on for a year or so
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3 Jul 2004, 23:48
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so f*cking zen
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
So what you're saying is she finds you effeminate?!
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3 Jul 2004, 23:49
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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She hasnt been penetraded for a year or so.
And thats due to the fact that she engages in sexual encounters with women. This has been going on for a year or so
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do lesbians not use dildos these days? what is the world coming to?
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4 Jul 2004, 03:14
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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So what you're saying is she finds you effeminate?!
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nope...she felt like having men once again....
and she isnt like, a professional lesbian, she just happens to fool around with girls, so she does not have any "sex toys" nor the chicks she has relations to
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4 Jul 2004, 12:14
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
This thread just keeps on delivering the funny
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4 Jul 2004, 14:54
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
Muslim's story is so ludicrous that it has to be true
~Vaio~
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4 Jul 2004, 19:32
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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Muslim's story is so ludicrous that it has to be true
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but its true
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4 Jul 2004, 20:33
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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but its true
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Are you his 'conquest'?
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4 Jul 2004, 20:56
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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Are you his 'conquest'?
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nah, my ex gf got this girl for muslim
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4 Jul 2004, 21:04
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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nah, my ex gf got this girl for muslim
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Where on earth did she manage to find someone willing to have sexual intercourse with Muslim?
An asylum?
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4 Jul 2004, 21:08
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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Where on earth did she manage to find someone willing to have sexual intercourse with Muslim?
An asylum?
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thats a confidential information
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4 Jul 2004, 21:09
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so f*cking zen
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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Where on earth did she manage to find someone willing to have sexual intercourse with Muslim?
An asylum?
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Full of seekers?
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4 Jul 2004, 21:28
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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Where on earth did she manage to find someone willing to have sexual intercourse with Muslim?
An asylum?
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on a computer sciences uni.
you should see what kinds of women sprout out of scientific/technology areas.
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5 Jul 2004, 12:33
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
loose women apparently.
there is a logical school of thought behind shagging fat birds actually, to be specific "they dont get it very often so they always try their best". Fit women can sometimes be more 'meh'
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6 Jul 2004, 12:23
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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nah, my ex gf got this girl for muslim
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A birthday present as it were?
how much did she set you back?
or was it a no cum no fee?
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6 Jul 2004, 12:26
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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And you preference for quickies is unheard of. Most girls i know do take a lot of thrusting to orgasm and they pretty much enjoy to take their time....
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HEHEHEHE
Practically every girl I have met enjoys a quickie over a 'doesn't feel great, long thrusting shag from someone with a micro-penis'
The thrusting doesn't = orgasms.
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6 Jul 2004, 12:43
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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Practically every girl I have met enjoys a quickie over a 'doesn't feel great, long thrusting shag from someone with a micro-penis'.
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So your saying you have a micro-penis?
You are right though, the majority of women do not orgasm from just sex alone, it's all about the foreplay.
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6 Jul 2004, 13:49
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
there is a logical school of thought behind shagging fat birds actually, to be specific "they dont get it very often so they always try their best". Fit women can sometimes be more 'meh'
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Best to go for fit women with low self-esteem then.
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6 Jul 2004, 14:39
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
There's not alot of fit women with low self esteem (they're fit ... they think they're the shit etc).
However ...
"Is it possible to gradually wear down a women so she gets to the point where she doesnt even have the motivation to leave the house without her realising what you're doing?"
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6 Jul 2004, 16:16
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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A birthday present as it were?
how much did she set you back?
or was it a no cum no fee?
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i just told my ex gf that i friend of mine had to had sex, so she said that she could get a girl for him...
why? do u guys want me to talk to my ex gf so she can get a girl to u too? At least this way u guys wont die virgin...
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6 Jul 2004, 16:20
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
ooh, thats cutting
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6 Jul 2004, 19:08
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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So your saying you have a micro-penis?
You are right though, the majority of women do not orgasm from just sex alone, it's all about the foreplay.
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I was taking the piss out of Muslim.
And I know I'm right.
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6 Jul 2004, 19:14
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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i just told my ex gf that i friend of mine had to had sex, so she said that she could get a girl for him...
why? do u guys want me to talk to my ex gf so she can get a girl to u too? At least this way u guys wont die virgin...
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ouch.
I've probably had more sex in the last two days than you have in your lifetime.
Actually, that's unfair, although you're muslim's friend, you may be slightly better with women... It is unfounded of me to liken you to your friend when I have absolutely no idea about your sexual prowess.
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6 Jul 2004, 22:43
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so f*cking zen
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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do u guys want me to talk to my ex gf so she can get a girl to u too? At least this way u guys wont die virgin...
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If you wouldn't mind tnx.
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6 Jul 2004, 23:57
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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ouch.
I've probably had more sex in the last two days than you have in your lifetime.
Actually, that's unfair, although you're muslim's friend, you may be slightly better with women... It is unfounded of me to liken you to your friend when I have absolutely no idea about your sexual prowess.
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If i was you, i wouldnt have so sure about that, anyway as u said u have no bases about my sex life, but if u had more sex then me in the past few days u shouldnt bother about my reply, am i right?
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If you wouldn't mind tnx.
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i will see what i can do for u
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7 Jul 2004, 00:02
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Re: sue johanssen is a twat
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If i was you, i wouldnt have so sure about that, anyway as u said u have no bases about my sex life, but if u had more sex then me in the past few days u shouldnt bother about my reply, am i right?
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Nah, I'm back home now... no more sex for Ste (well, for a while... unless I get lucky...)
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