I think that's a pretty thorough description of the evening. Although I shal clarify a few points.
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On boxing night me, my brother and a few of our mates (including All Systems Go from here) decided to go out for the night to a local club that we had some free offers (some champagne and free entry) and which was running a school themed night.
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thight bastards, I never got my free champagne. Although considering the amount I drank that's probabl for the best.
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After arriving in Cardiff we started off drinking in my flat before moving on at around 9:30 so that we could get free entry. The place was less than 5 minutes away but ASG suddenly started throwing up in the middle of the street saying there was no way he could have held it in just a few minutes. In a brilliant start to the night he threw up over my tie which he had borrowed for the night.
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Sorry about that. I really shouldn't have stuffed my face with that pizza like a fat bastard.
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The first part of the night passed quietly enough though at around 11:30 I got separated from my mates so spent the rest of my time with my brother and his friends. Periodically throughout the night ASG was sending me strange texts about how he was now in my hotel and going to gay bars. No one really knows what happened to him at this point.
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I was convinced by my relatively outed best friend to go to somewhere else. I definatly remember going to the Hard Rock Café and having a double JD and coke, which I may or may not have drunk as we were literally there for less than 10 minutes. But eventually we ended up in a gay bar but weren't there long as it was crap.
We proceeded to head back to your flat where we were waiting for like an hour until someone else went in so we could actually enter the bulding then spent an hour waiting outside your door.
the guy on the door gave me a really dirty look the next day, so I may have pissed him off with what was almost definatly an incredably long and annoying rant about being locked out, complete with excessive swearing.
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Once we arrived back at mine the first strange thing that was to occur was the brunette taking off a wig which was a bit shocking. She wasn’t bald just had short hair.
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Funny as...
£70 on fake hair! She must be raking it in.
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While we were trying to sleep the others were talking a lot keeping us awake. ASG at this point decided to bugger off up to the 15th floor to try and sleep in the corridor(wtf like?)
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Unsurprisingly, I don't sleep well in a flat full of other people having sex.
Not my cup of tea, I'm afraid.
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I never witnessed it but the two whores were also really annoyed at my friend as apparently during the night he had kept winding them by calling them slags and cheap whores.
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Indeed. He tried to get them to piss off at 4am even though they lived miles away.
So all in all a very interesting evening.