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Unread 10 Aug 2005, 15:55   #1
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You gotta love Robin Williams..... Even if he's nuts!!! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan....(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGlISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "
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Unread 10 Aug 2005, 15:58   #2
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I support this plan.

edit: btw, when the first letter of the noun is a vowel (or a vowel sound, e.g historic (actually i think you can use either in that case)), then it is "an", not "a".

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Re: got this in a email

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3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
Should change this to 'France will welcome them then shaft them onto england, dumb rosbeefs!!'


p.s this is sarcasm for whoever neg repped me, unless it is a frenchman then fair enough, thats all i'd expect
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1.) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

Agree with this one, maybe we in Britain should appologise too.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

This one can just about get by

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

Hmmm, who would do all the menial tasks that us westoners are too lazy to do, I hate to tell you this but you may have to pay a lot more for ameneties such as clean roads/streats, rubbish collection, general grocery shopping, cleaning etc etc.


4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

A benifit of birth that you happen to live in a country where you don't fear for your life.. hands up who voted for which nationality you took?

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

Maybe not in america, but esspecially here in the UK, all our universitys would close due to lack of funding, either that or domestic students would have to pay for there education (and i mean the market rate for the research and lecturing) also there is a trend to say that the quality of education would be reduced when an isolationist stance in education is taken, it's much more productive to actually mix everyone up at a younger age.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

I'll handle this one below

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel! for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

Due to the crumbling of the American economy, as the isolationist stance means everyone puts tarrifs on american imports (to punish for not allowing imports into the county) the Saudi Nationals decide that their investment in the US is no longer justified, they remove all investment in the US. due to this multi trillion dollar exodus from the US the economy finally collapses, there are massive layoffs and joblessness.

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

Ah well not like anyone will miss the tiny percentage of GDP america "donates" around the world. And then they can have more money to keep rebuilding florida as it gets hit by more and more hurricanes

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

Might even pass a national veto that one.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGlISH.....learn it...or LEAVE.....

Oh so now you want to claim you DO speak English... well perhaps ALL americans should learn to speak real english and not your americanised bastardised microsoftised version. (notice the s and not z [that's your starter for 10])
So not a great plan in my opinion
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Unread 10 Aug 2005, 16:22   #5
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well if we americans stop being selfish twats it might work.
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That surely wasnt Robin Williams. Hes funny and not a complete arsehole
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Robin Williams isn't an arsehole. He's just spasticated.
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his stand up is funny, but his other stuff is just plain shit.
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That surely wasnt Robin Williams. Hes funny and not a complete arsehole
the marajuana sketch is amazing.
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Not a great post in my opinion.
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