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so f*cking zen
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For those attending the meat
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10 May 2005, 04:29
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Re: For those attending the meat
what ?
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10 May 2005, 04:59
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Klaatu barada nikto
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Meet the meat?
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10 May 2005, 07:12
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Originally Posted by Gumball Website
]Friday 13th
19:00 - 21:00 - The Gumball 3000 Film Premiere of '6 Days in May' - come along to see the stars arrive on the red carpet and see some amazing cars on display! Location: Bloomsbury Square, London WC1
Saturday 14th
11:00 - 18:00 - Cars will be on display all day on Waterloo Place (between Picadilly Circus and Pall Mall) and on Trafalgar Square!
18:00 - Jenson Button will waive the start flag at 6PM!!!!!!!! (Waterloo Place)
23:00 - 02:00 - Cars arrive to a checkpoint in Belgium at the Chateau D'Acoz, located near Acoz not far from Brussels
Sunday 15th
09:00 - All day - Cars will be arriving at the Hotel Carlo IV in the Centre of Prague
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10 May 2005, 15:56
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share the <3
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I don't want to come across as a bitter and twisted comrade but the antics of the 'gumball' coalition annoy the shit out of me. After taking from the people the bourgeois spent their ill gotten gains lauding their wealth in front of the proletariat. Repressing the brotherhood isn't enough, stealing from us isn't enough, telling us how much they've stolen from us isn't enough, they take it to the next level and construct physical representations of their wealth. They then take those representations and drive them around the proletariat in an aggresive and showy manner, letting us see what we will never own. I hope they crash and die.
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10 May 2005, 16:02
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1up on you
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ill go and have a look just for comedy value plus I like cars, I mean I really like cars.
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10 May 2005, 16:46
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id make love to a ferrari if it wasnt illegal.
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10 May 2005, 16:50
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Why would it be illegal?
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10 May 2005, 16:53
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Why would it be illegal?
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Behind closed doors, I'm sure he could, and does, bang the exhaust with a bit of lube.
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10 May 2005, 18:00
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Bored
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Re: For those attending the meat
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Public indecency? That's if it's in public of course...
Behind closed doors, I'm sure he could, and does, bang the exhaust with a bit of lube.
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Someone on here posted a link to a website dedicated to people shagging their car...
It was quite wierd.
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10 May 2005, 18:15
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1up on you
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
id make love to a ferrari if it wasnt illegal.
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10 May 2005, 20:44
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Gone
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Re: For those attending the meat
ITT, Manson doesn't know what the **** is going on, and suspects he is speaking for a silent majority when he says that.
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10 May 2005, 21:12
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:alpha:
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ITT, Manson doesn't know what the **** is going on, and suspects he is speaking for a silent majority when he says that.
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The Gumball Rally is a big marathon event where lots of rich people with very expensive cars drive across a country or continent (in this case, Europe) and race to the finish.
It's mainly so they can all get together and show off their cars.
It looks like it's starting in London this year, on the weekend we happend to be GD Meating. I bet they planned it like that!
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
The Gumball Rally is a big marathon event where lots of rich people with very expensive cars drive across a country or continent (in this case, Europe) and race to the finish.
It's mainly so they can all get together and show off their cars.
It looks like it's starting in London this year, on the weekend we happend to be GD Meating. I bet they planned it like that!
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10 May 2005, 22:42
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so f*cking zen
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Today whilst in W H Smith's i decided to buy the Gumball 3000 top trumps cards :cool:
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10 May 2005, 22:44
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Re: For those attending the meat
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Today whilst in W H Smith's i decided to buy the Gumball 3000 top trumps cards
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Don't go too crazy with those $3000 winnings!
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10 May 2005, 23:03
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Bored
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Originally Posted by Dace
Today whilst in W H Smith's i decided to buy the Gumball 3000 top trumps cards
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So if Yahwe's plans for saturday aren't fun at least we have something to do!
(are you coming dace?)
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10 May 2005, 23:12
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Gone
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Dace is coming. (on ure face lol)
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11 May 2005, 00:15
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I am.
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Originally Posted by Ste
So if Yahwe's plans for saturday aren't fun at least we have something to do!
(are you coming dace?)
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careless talk costs lives.
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11 May 2005, 09:10
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Bored
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careless talk costs lives.
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Well, so long as your plans are better than playing top trump cards all night it'll be fine.
And if it isn't, then oh dear.
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11 May 2005, 14:35
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Gone
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Top trumps? That screams of faggotry if ever I heard it.
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Re: For those attending the meat
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
carless talk costs lives.
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Re: For those attending the meat
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ITT, Manson doesn't know what the **** is going on, and suspects he is speaking for a silent majority when he says that.
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You sound like Michael Howard.
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11 May 2005, 18:53
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Gone
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It's not racist to talk about how we don't want any more wogs coming into the country.
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11 May 2005, 20:29
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I am.
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Re: For those attending the meat
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Fixed for relevance and minor comedy value.
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11 May 2005, 20:57
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Oh my god, I'm gonna get murdered this weekend aren't I?
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Raped repeatedly and then murdered. And then raped again.
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11 May 2005, 21:10
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Raped repeatedly and then murdered. And then raped again.
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The thing is, there would be so many suspects
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11 May 2005, 21:23
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That's the plan. It's like Cluedo.
"The body of the late Mr Stew was found at the foot of the stairs; his trousers and pants had been pulled down around his ankles, and he had suffered severe anal trauma, before being murdered. Who killed Mr Stew? Was it Colonel Yahwe? Professor Jakiri? Reverend Manson? Mr Skiddy? Where was he killed? Yahwe's kitchen? Yahwe's library? The servant's quarters? What was the murder weapon? A lead dildo? A Law textbook? Mr Skiddy's revolver?
Only you can discover the truth."
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You may call me Mr Stew this weekend.
Edit: Why the need to edit in servants quarters? Hmmmm.
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I'll be calling you cockface and don't you think you'll be getting any special treatment.
COCKFACE
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
The servant's quarters?
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Only one servant?
I assumed Yahwe had a Persian-Empire-esque army of retainers, descendants of the people he first hired in the seventeenth century BC, mindlessly loyal and ridiculously interbred.
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He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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Yahwe only has enough money to hire Lord Tebbit as his butler. Lord Tebbit was born in the 15th century, so I suppose it counts in a way.
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why do i have to be the colonel mustard figure?
why am i the dated throw back to a by gone age of Empire and walking canes and silly accents...
wait.
i see.
disregard.
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You may call me Mr Stew this weekend.
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11 May 2005, 23:11
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let's not get above ourselves wiggles
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just call me OI, STE
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Erm...can we clarify what we want to be called (I know this osunds sound, but it's better than calling people "Yahwe" etc)
I'll fill in the ones I think I know, but feel free to correct me, and if I don't know, sorry
Blastoderm
Dante Hicks - D/Darian
Deepflow - Henry
Ebany
Marilyn Manson - Andrew
MrL_JaKiri - Mark
NEWSBOT3 - "enby"/James
pig - Simon
Proteus - not coming?
skiddy - Stu
Ste - Ste
Stew - Stew
Toccata & Fugue - Jon
Tomkat - Tom
Yahwe - Steven (Sp?)
Edit: Ok Ste, postin gthat at the same time, is pretty ****in wierd.
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1up on you
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pig = Simon
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T&F = Jon
Dante = Darian (or D, whatever you prefer)
Although I may not come, I'm kind of homeless at the moment and might be trying to sort things out over the weekend. But I'll endeavour to do somethig or other.
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Re: For those attending the meat
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Originally Posted by Stew
Edit: Ok Ste, postin gthat at the same time, is pretty ****in wierd.
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everyone calls me enby at these things.
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Made of Twigs
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everyone calls me enby at these things.
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Do I have to?
(And thanks Dante)
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you aren't compelled to or anything.
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Made of Twigs
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you aren't compelled to or anything.
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So what is your 'real' name?
I do know it, I'm sure, but I've forgot
I want to say something like Matthew, John, something biblical!
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close, James.
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Re: For those attending the meat
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everyone calls me enby at these things.
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If you try and nerd up my meet
i will kill you.
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If you try and nerd up my meet
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i'm offended by your accusation
also, its a meeting of people from the forums of an internet space game.
how exactly could anyone make it more nerdy ?
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Lightning bolt!
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i'm offended by your accusation
also, its a meeting of people from the forums of an internet space game.
how exactly could anyone make it more nerdy ?
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