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24 Dec 2003, 22:32
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Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Sunday, December 14th, 2003
We Finally Got Our Frankenstein... and He Was In a Spider Hole! -- by Michael Moore
Thank God Saddam is finally back in American hands! He must have really missed us. Man, he sure looked bad! But, at least he got a free dental exam today. That's something most Americans can't get.
America used to like Saddam. We LOVED Saddam. We funded him. We armed him. We helped him gas Iranian troops.
But then he screwed up. He invaded the dictatorship of Kuwait and, in doing so, did the worst thing imaginable -- he threatened an even BETTER friend of ours: the dictatorship of Saudi Arabia, and its vast oil reserves. The Bushes and the Saudi royal family were and are close business partners, and Saddam, back in 1990, committed a royal blunder by getting a little too close to their wealthy holdings. Things went downhill for Saddam from there.
But it wasn't always that way. Saddam was our good friend and ally. We supported his regime. It wasn’t the first time we had helped a murderer. We liked playing Dr. Frankenstein. We created a lot of monsters -- the Shah of Iran, Somoza of Nicaragua, Pinochet of Chile -- and then we expressed ignorance or shock when they ran amok and massacred people. We liked Saddam because he was willing to fight the Ayatollah. So we made sure that he got billions of dollars to purchase weapons. Weapons of mass destruction. That's right, he had them. We should know -- we gave them to him!
We allowed and encouraged American corporations to do business with Saddam in the 1980s. That's how he got chemical and biological agents so he could use them in chemical and biological weapons. Here's the list of some of the stuff we sent him (according to a 1994 U.S. Senate report):
* Bacillus Anthracis, cause of anthrax.
* Clostridium Botulinum, a source of botulinum toxin.
* Histoplasma Capsulatam, cause of a disease attacking lungs, brain, spinal cord, and heart.
* Brucella Melitensis, a bacteria that can damage major organs.
* Clostridium Perfringens, a highly toxic bacteria causing systemic illness.
* Clostridium tetani, a highly toxigenic substance.
And here are some of the American corporations who helped to prop Saddam up by doing business with him: AT&T, Bechtel, Caterpillar, Dow Chemical, Dupont, Kodak, Hewlett-Packard, and IBM (for a full list of companies and descriptions of how they helped Saddam, click here.
We were so cozy with dear old Saddam that we decided to feed him satellite images so he could locate where the Iranian troops were. We pretty much knew how he would use the information, and sure enough, as soon as we sent him the spy photos, he gassed those troops. And we kept quiet. Because he was our friend, and the Iranians were the "enemy." A year after he first gassed the Iranians, we reestablished full diplomatic relations with him!
Later he gassed his own people, the Kurds. You would think that would force us to disassociate ourselves from him. Congress tried to impose economic sanctions on Saddam, but the Reagan White House quickly rejected that idea -- they wouldn’t let anything derail their good buddy Saddam. We had a virtual love fest with this Frankenstein whom we (in part) created.
And, just like the mythical Frankenstein, Saddam eventually spun out of control. He would no longer do what he was told by his master. Saddam had to be caught. And now that he has been brought back from the wilderness, perhaps he will have something to say about his creators. Maybe we can learn something... interesting. Maybe Don Rumsfeld could smile and shake Saddam's hand again. Just like he did when he went to see him in 1983 (click here to see the photo).
Maybe we never would have been in the situation we're in if Rumsfeld, Bush, Sr., and company hadn't been so excited back in the 80s about their friendly monster in the desert.
Meanwhile, anybody know where the guy is who killed 3,000 people on 9/11? Our other Frankenstein?? Maybe he's in a mouse hole.
So many of our little monsters, so little time before the next election.
Stay strong, Democratic candidates. Quit sounding like a bunch of wusses. These bastards sent us to war on a lie, the killing will not stop, the Arab world hates us with a passion, and we will pay for this out of our pockets for years to come. Nothing that happened today (or in the past 9 months) has made us ONE BIT safer in our post-9/11 world. Saddam was never a threat to our national security.
Only our desire to play Dr. Frankenstein dooms us all.
Yours,
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24 Dec 2003, 22:37
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Michael Moore
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24 Dec 2003, 22:37
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perle
by Michael Moore
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24 Dec 2003, 22:39
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Sex Bomb Ur My Sex Bomb. Baby We Can Do It Tonight. Sex Bomb Sex Bomb.
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24 Dec 2003, 22:42
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Quote:
Originally Posted by Embroglio
Michael Moore
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hmmm so fast?
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"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."
--George W. Bush, July 25, 2003
Mankind is ready to enter the solar system
George W. Bush, in his speech about his space program
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24 Dec 2003, 22:44
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perle
hmmm so fast?
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look at the beginning of your bloody thread
hint:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perle
Sunday, December 14th, 2003
We Finally Got Our Frankenstein... and He Was In a Spider Hole! -- by Michael Moore
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24 Dec 2003, 22:44
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
lol hehe oversaw that
how embarrasing
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"Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."
--George W. Bush, July 25, 2003
Mankind is ready to enter the solar system
George W. Bush, in his speech about his space program
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24 Dec 2003, 22:47
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
A tea-party containing ace, Nodrog & G. Bush
Am i right?
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24 Dec 2003, 22:48
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
America loves me. And now it hates me. And i hate America and all its allies.
To those who i am about to bomb, i salute you!
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24 Dec 2003, 22:50
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
richie: who are you and why do you suck
Last edited by Phang; 24 Dec 2003 at 23:05.
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24 Dec 2003, 22:57
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
either michael moore or MM.
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24 Dec 2003, 22:59
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
What do I win?
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24 Dec 2003, 23:03
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Hmmm, I dunno.
I'll take a random guess and say your mom.
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25 Dec 2003, 04:58
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
I thought this was common knowledge
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25 Dec 2003, 16:46
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Michael Moore is a joke. The truth is, the USA fought Iraq firstly for Zionists who want to secure middle-east for Israel, and secondly for oil. There are signs that Syria and Iran are next in line, we'll see.
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25 Dec 2003, 18:44
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
Are you being serious or not, Zar's affected my thinking.
ps.
Wow, I never knew that the americans worked with Saddam! This is all new stuff!
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26 Dec 2003, 23:39
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
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Are you being serious or not, Zar's affected my thinking.
ps.
Wow, I never knew that the americans worked with Saddam! This is all new stuff!
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You mean am I being serious?
Very much so.
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27 Dec 2003, 00:11
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
USA fought for the Zionists?
Uh Oh. Hecate buys into the Zionist Conspiracy Theory. Quick , run for your lives.
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27 Dec 2003, 04:04
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Wow, I never knew that the americans worked with Saddam! This is all new stuff!
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Aparently sadam's will to exterminate the radical group of the xiites fitted properly in the US's agenda.
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27 Dec 2003, 12:36
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Guess who wrote this about saddam´s capture
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Originally Posted by Baron Morte
Aparently sadam's will to exterminate the radical group of the xiites fitted properly in the US's agenda.
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You need a sarcasm detector.
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