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Kefalos · 16 Dec 2003, 08:50

I have been saying for rounds to many people that I will write a critque on how to be a online girl. We have all seen them! You cannot lie! Bring out them fluffle and huggle scripts and you have 60-70% of the girls you find online :lol: I'm not saying its all bad its just thoses loud bunch that ruin it for the few as normal. Anyhow here is some steps I believe it would take to become one of "thoses".

Step One:
Idle in all major alliance channels you can find and constantly spam talk non-stop.

Step Two:
Bring out thoses fluffle and huggle script ladys! Watch the many lonely men on this network drool.

Step Three:
Talk to thoses you believe you have influenced somewhat with your non-stop huggles and fluffles in pm. Convince them they have a chance at getting you.

Step Four:
Gradually as you have more and more men that are falling for you create a idle room under your own name. And just like that you now have your own cult of followers.

Step Five:
With this cult of followers you now have access to almost every single alliance and at times unlimited amount of defence.

Step Six:
Get involved with men bouncing from one online relationship to the next.

Step Seven:
Disappear for a month or so and do the whole thing over again.

I could write alot more but heck I bet this wont last long anyways so why waste my time?

Kefalos

General Martok · 16 Dec 2003, 08:54

Sounds like you have experience

Kefalos · 16 Dec 2003, 09:02

Its really tempting however maybe another night im bored ill make a mirc script about it :lol:

MrL_JaKiri · 16 Dec 2003, 11:40

I'm getting this

round 2 feeling from this thread

Rumad · 16 Dec 2003, 11:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri

I'm getting this

round 2 feeling from this thread

Was that teh last tine you pursued a irc wench?

KoeN · 16 Dec 2003, 11:43

in R2 i was too n00bish to have online gf's. in R3 i did my first cyb0r i think

MrL_JaKiri · 16 Dec 2003, 11:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rumad

Was that teh last tine you pursued a irc wench?

More of when I first saw the joke on here.

Deffeh · 16 Dec 2003, 11:52

It occurred to me during this thread that resorting to "so, those online girls eh" is probably the internets version of TV dinner jokes.

Ragnarak · 16 Dec 2003, 12:28

why has no one referred to Rule 1 yet?

Knight Theamion · 16 Dec 2003, 13:32

~giggles~

Ste · 16 Dec 2003, 13:40

Surely you can do that as a bloke too...
Quite a few people come to mind...

Deffeh · 16 Dec 2003, 14:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ste

Surely you can do that as a bloke too...
Quite a few people come to mind...

rumad?

Leshy · 16 Dec 2003, 14:15

boobies

giggle

I'm Not Grimble · 16 Dec 2003, 14:25

RUMAD HAS BOOBIES

Rumad · 16 Dec 2003, 15:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble

RUMAD HAS BOOBIES

The Nipples get hard too

Intrepid00 · 16 Dec 2003, 15:14

/join #mer

Deepflow · 16 Dec 2003, 16:15

is there still anyone IN there?

Deepflow · 16 Dec 2003, 16:15

yes there is... scary

Tomkat · 16 Dec 2003, 16:33

I met my girlfriend on the net...

Not on netgamers though :/

Intrepid00 · 16 Dec 2003, 16:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by idimmu

spackle

indeed.

Mr_Blonde · 23 Dec 2003, 01:22

lol so true ps wtf is with these smiles :Twins: :smith: :Matrix: :Legolas: :Gimli: :Gandalf: :Frodo: :sleigh: :Aragorn: :gollum:

MrL_JaKiri · 23 Dec 2003, 01:23

Now there's a spamming bump if I've ever seen one.

xtrasyn · 23 Dec 2003, 03:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kefalos

Step One:
Idle in all major alliance channels you can find and constantly spam talk non-stop.

Step Two:
Bring out thoses fluffle and huggle script ladys! Watch the many lonely men on this network drool.

Step Three:
Talk to thoses you believe you have influenced somewhat with your non-stop huggles and fluffles in pm. Convince them they have a chance at getting you.

Step Four:
Gradually as you have more and more men that are falling for you create a idle room under your own name. And just like that you now have your own cult of followers.

Step Five:
With this cult of followers you now have access to almost every single alliance and at times unlimited amount of defence.

Step Six:
Get involved with men bouncing from one online relationship to the next.

Step Seven:
Disappear for a month or so and do the whole thing over again.

Don't forget:

POSTING PIX OF BODYPARTS WITH/WITHOUT TATTOOS AND/OR METALWARE APPLIED IN AN APPARANT ADORNINGLY FASHION TO CERTAIN EXPLICIT BODILY ORIFICES

You may laugh but it has happened.

Cochese · 23 Dec 2003, 03:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid00

/join #mer

Kefalos · 23 Dec 2003, 07:52

:smith:

Example of one of the cult groups

Cynical Oracle · 23 Dec 2003, 09:29

I herby claim this thread unholy, and will use my +25 Keyboard of Flaming to ruin it for you blashpemes!

JonnyBGood · 23 Dec 2003, 09:33

Quote:

Hello, supergemz here, or gemzie, or gemz :P

Well I have had quite a few relationships online, in fact I would say most of my relationships are from the Internet. I didn't even meet half of them :S Some lasted a few hours, which was pathetic, and others lasted up to a month. My most memerable relationships was some1 called Biya from GLX \o/ he was a nice guy, we always talked. But I only saw 1 pic of him hehee, and I never met him. Also there was PyRo`, we lasted 5 - 6 months, lived 350 miles away but managed to see each other a grand total of 3 times (!) cos I had money :P But the last time we met each other didn't go well imo and things went downhill from there

In before nodrog.

Cynical Oracle · 23 Dec 2003, 09:35

can you do a Dovey quote aswell?

also in before Nod

JonnyBGood · 23 Dec 2003, 09:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle

can you do a Dovey quote aswell?

also in before Nod

Who?

Edit: never mind found it on netgamers gallery

Also found this. I am now afraid to go outside in case I meet it

(((( :littlesadsantadoingthis:

Cynical Oracle · 23 Dec 2003, 09:50

The best part is;

[2003-11-07 11:52:03] < snow > <3 !

[2003-11-07 11:52:52] < snow > <3 !

[2003-11-07 11:52:55] < snow > <3 !

[2003-11-07 11:52:56] < snow > <3 !

and 'Jas' responds with

[2003-11-07 11:53:29] < Jas >

)

[2003-11-07 15:42:50] < allfather|away > fake boobs (or optical illusion) >:|

[2003-11-07 16:10:04] < Benu > Oh, Jas is a girl

No wonder you had a big fan channel

[2003-11-07 16:22:11] < Sir Superior > Loving it

nice pic girl. dun know you thou.

SOMEBODY CALL SOMBODY! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE!

Wolverine · 23 Dec 2003, 11:16

congrats Kef, ur the man!

Dante Hicks · 23 Dec 2003, 11:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deffeh

It occurred to me during this thread that resorting to "so, those online girls eh" is probably the internets version of TV dinner jokes.

LHC · 23 Dec 2003, 12:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

In before nodrog.

You beat him by about a month! Success!

Kefalos · 23 Dec 2003, 16:32

how about all of the spamming on every single female pic on the netgamers gallery, does that make u jealous or does that piss u off? how many of thoses pics do u think are fake

Dante Hicks · 23 Dec 2003, 17:13

Who cares how many are fake? Who cares about attention whores. If people annoy you, ignore them.

JonnyBGood · 23 Dec 2003, 17:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Who cares how many are fake? Who cares about attention whores. If people annoy you, ignore them.

From now I'm going to sing lyrics from Another Level songs every time Dante posts.

No I don't, want to be alone, no more. NO MORE.

Dante Hicks · 23 Dec 2003, 17:19

Sweet.

JonnyBGood · 23 Dec 2003, 17:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Sweet.

Except for the fact I only know one Another Level song so we're now on to

You're once, twice, three times a lady,
And I looovvvvve youu.

Grimble v2.0 · 23 Dec 2003, 17:57

/ignore JonnyBGood

JonnyBGood · 23 Dec 2003, 17:58

:ninjaguyfeelingsad:

Grimble v2.0 · 23 Dec 2003, 18:02

/unignore JonnyBGood

vampire_lestat · 23 Dec 2003, 18:39

:naughty: the christmas smilies should be ninjafied imo

Phang · 23 Dec 2003, 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

Who cares how many are fake? Who cares about attention whores. If people annoy you, ignore them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

I'll change it to a "Dante Owns Me" picture again once I can find a willing 15 year old cam whore.

Dante Hicks · 23 Dec 2003, 19:22

I don't get your point Phang, please elaborate.

acropolis · 23 Dec 2003, 19:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

I don't get your point Phang, please elaborate.

i think what he's trying to say is that a lot of 15 year old chicks don't have digital cams, and those that do don't know how to use them (being women and all).

so you should be asking underage girls in chatrooms to come over to your house for a 'photo shoot'

that was my interpretation.

Dante Hicks · 23 Dec 2003, 19:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by acropolis

that was my interpretation.

I like your thinking. You can be my defence counsel for the inevitable indictment.

23 Dec 2003, 19:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

Except for the fact I only know one Another Level song so we're now on to

You're once, twice, three times a lady,
And I looovvvvve youu.

I play Another Level to my goat in mating season to make him love the lady goats.

acropolis · 23 Dec 2003, 19:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante Hicks

I like your thinking. You can be my defence counsel for the inevitable indictment.

i will take a copy of the inevitable home video as payment.

anyway, remember that this is all Phang's idea. I think.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonnyBGood

You're once, twice, three times a lady,
And I looovvvvve youu.

reads like a fat chick joke

Grimble v2.0 · 23 Dec 2003, 20:18

Fat chicks give good head

HELLO PAGE 2

Quazi Starbucks · 23 Dec 2003, 22:28

^sup

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