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22 Dec 2003, 21:12
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I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
BEHOLD!
I am the terror that sends your pathetic western civilisations into colour coded panic
I am the presence that forces you to invade countries and attempt to justify your actions to a weak minded liberal population.
I am the force that destroys ships , ends the lives of pathetic , gullible servicemen sent on missions of greed and gung ho capitalism.
I am the man who pisses in a bag he carries by his side.
I am OSAMMADAM,
SCOURGE OF THE WEST,
THE FIRST OFFICIAL GD TERRORIST.
FEAR ME FOR MY RETRIBUTION IS SWIFT AND BASED ON THE TENETS OF SOME RELIGION YOUVE NEVER HEARD OF OR CAN EVER UNDERSTAND
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22 Dec 2003, 21:15
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
To be honest, I expected more.
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22 Dec 2003, 21:16
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
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22 Dec 2003, 21:16
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
So this is the best Steve could come up with?!
It's pathetic it really is.
TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!
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22 Dec 2003, 21:18
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
So poor i cant even be bothered banning it .
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22 Dec 2003, 21:18
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Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Dace, stick to LOLOLOL YOU'RE OLD jokes.
Leave gimmicks to someone else.
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You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
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22 Dec 2003, 21:19
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Hello Dace.
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22 Dec 2003, 21:19
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
So this is the best Steve could come up with?!
It's pathetic it really is.
TRY HARDER NEXT TIME!
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Account Switching doesnt fool anyone Rankin. You promised this would be good!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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22 Dec 2003, 21:21
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
I am hurt that anyone could think this piss poor attempt was mine.
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22 Dec 2003, 21:22
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
i was scared for a bit there
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22 Dec 2003, 21:24
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
at least i could experience your latest 'joke' before my departure to France
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22 Dec 2003, 21:24
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Scared of what Bloomers?
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22 Dec 2003, 21:26
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
at least i could experience your latest 'joke' before my departure to France
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ITS KURA NOT ME!
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22 Dec 2003, 21:26
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Guy next door
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
well in that case my comment still stands
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22 Dec 2003, 21:30
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
But it can't be a "joke" if it's not funny :confused:
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22 Dec 2003, 21:44
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Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ITS KURA NOT ME!
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Im standing right here Dace.
The louder you protest, the more people will criticise you for not making the "Godlike" gimmick you promised.
I genuinely expected better. I was even prepared to let it run its course until it stopped being funny.
You disappoint me Rankin.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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22 Dec 2003, 21:53
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Guest
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
I am guided by the hand of Allah!
Those who live by the word of Allah will know no pain, no fear, only the words of the holy Qu'Ran.
Flee infidels
Leave our civilisations to their worship of a god you do not understand.
And give us that Rushdie chap. We have plans for that wanker.
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23 Dec 2003, 07:10
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
This gimmick would be funnier if he talked normally and then stuck in random bits of gibberish. Something like........"well i got up this morning, walked downstairs and ate breakfast, killed these two infidels who insisted on playing rock music loudly AND THEN DRANK THEIR BLOOD FROM THEIR SKULLS AS I PRAISED ALLAH BEFORE SPINNING AROUND TEN TIMES.
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23 Dec 2003, 11:01
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
limes, what limes?
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23 Dec 2003, 11:19
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Oh look, whoever could it be, who is the one person that always uses a space in front and after their komma's. Seriously I do not know.
Unless someone is pretending to be kura's gimmick by using the komma thing.
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23 Dec 2003, 11:23
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by ParraCida
Oh look, whoever could it be, who is the one person that always uses a space in front and after their komma's. Seriously I do not know.
Unless someone is pretending to be kura's gimmick by using the komma thing.
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You are this <---------------------------------------------------> gay.
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23 Dec 2003, 11:33
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Condemned to RP
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
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23 Dec 2003, 11:34
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Banned
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
You are this <---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> gay.
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At least something on this forum is improving
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23 Dec 2003, 11:53
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
That's it Parra, you're ON THE LIST!
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23 Dec 2003, 13:07
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
And you call ME a troll, how can you compare me to that, more to the point how come I get banned for doing things in no way, shape or form as extreme as this?
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23 Dec 2003, 13:13
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Bernard Black
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: This is fantastic, I'm in heaven.
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not_Work_Child
And you call ME a troll, how can you compare me to that, more to the point how come I get banned for doing things in no way, shape or form as extreme as this?
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stop trolling*
*you mom
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23 Dec 2003, 13:21
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Guest
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
its "YOUR mom"
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23 Dec 2003, 13:22
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Bernard Black
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: This is fantastic, I'm in heaven.
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
no it's not
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23 Dec 2003, 13:25
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Guest
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Im gonna beat you down boy.
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23 Dec 2003, 13:26
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☆ ♥
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
borhth wrong.
its "y0 m0mma"
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23 Dec 2003, 13:26
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not_Work_Child
Im gonna beat you down boy.
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I'll believe that when I see it.
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23 Dec 2003, 13:29
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Guest
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Yeah well you better watch out cus I am hard core 2 da extreme and ent no1 messin wid me cuz i iz bad boi 4 life and me and mi krew gonna beat yo ass down so u betta b scared fo' real.
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23 Dec 2003, 13:32
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Not_Work_Child
And you call ME a troll, how can you compare me to that, more to the point how come I get banned for doing things in no way, shape or form as extreme as this?
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Because you're shit.
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23 Dec 2003, 13:33
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
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Originally Posted by Not_Work_Child
Yeah well you better watch out cus I am hard core 2 da extreme and ent no1 messin wid me cuz i iz bad boi 4 life and me and mi krew gonna beat yo ass down so u betta b scared fo' real.
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If I could hand out candy for this sort of thing I'd give you a nice "sherbert dib-dab" for effort, and a giant "shitty snot ball surprise" for content. (I don't know what they are, but they sound frightful).
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23 Dec 2003, 13:39
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Bernard Black
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: This is fantastic, I'm in heaven.
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
mmmmmmmmmmm sherbert
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23 Dec 2003, 13:40
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th0ng gimp
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: somewhere in th0ngland
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
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Originally Posted by Grimble v2.0
mmmmmmmmmmm sherbert
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I bet thats getting yoru penis ging isn't it?
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23 Dec 2003, 13:44
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
u beta watch who ur messin wid cus mi and mi krew gonna cum gat ur sorry white boi ass so u just remember dat when im cruising down in my phat ride wid me homies.
+Ur shit 2 JC lolz. No j/k
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23 Dec 2003, 13:49
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lolly roffle
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
What did you do to lose your last account? Or did someone just get sick and tired of you? I cant be arsed checking.
We should have some kind of sweepstake on how long this one will last.
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23 Dec 2003, 14:26
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm No Nino Rota
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
i vote until someone can be arsed to IPBan him.
please?
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23 Dec 2003, 14:32
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
I dont know, I just came online and I cant log into it. It doesnt say banned as my uder title. So probably someone just had to jack off over how much control they can enforce. sux 2 b them.
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23 Dec 2003, 14:35
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
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Originally Posted by Phang
i vote until someone can be arsed to IPBan him.
please?
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People have so little patience with gimmicks and trolls these days!
If they're really that annoying just use your ignore list.
In the olden days (2 years ago?) bans were only used on the worst of the worst......
We need something to brighten up the boards......
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23 Dec 2003, 14:37
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
I'm a big fat loser with no friends.
Last edited by JC; 23 Dec 2003 at 17:36.
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23 Dec 2003, 16:31
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
The only definition you need to worry about is the one the mods and admins here are concerned with.
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23 Dec 2003, 17:02
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
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Originally Posted by Not_Work_Child
u beta watch who ur messin wid cus mi and mi krew gonna cum gat ur sorry white boi ass so u just remember dat when im cruising down in my phat ride wid me homies.
+Ur shit 2 JC lolz. No j/k
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This thread is now an online petition to have every single one of Work_monkey's posts edited to "I'm a big fat loser with no friends." Unofficially official ex-admin signature.
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23 Dec 2003, 17:05
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Bored
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
This thread is now an online petition to have every single one of Work_monkey's posts edited to "I'm a big fat loser with no friends." Unofficially official ex-admin signature.
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Signed
(and laughing at the thought of it!)
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23 Dec 2003, 17:23
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Signed
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23 Dec 2003, 17:30
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Mathamagician
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: At the very edge of existance
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Signed.
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I think I just had an evilgasm
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23 Dec 2003, 17:31
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
Sin-ed
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23 Dec 2003, 17:32
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
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Originally Posted by I'm Not Grimble
Sin-ed
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Must have been important to ruin your post count and force you out of retirement.
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23 Dec 2003, 17:34
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Bernard Black
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: This is fantastic, I'm in heaven.
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Re: I bring a warning to the INFIDELS!
^^^^^
edit: his postcount looks good to me
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