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21 Jul 2004, 19:57
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Dogging
k, so i just got this crazy text on my phone. it goes like this
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"Wanna get laid 2nite? Want real Dogging locations sent direct 2 ur mob? Join UK's largest Dogging Network Txt DOGS to [blah] now!"
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so "Dogging"? that's where people meet in car parks to have sex with people right? also, where did these people get my mobile number from?
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21 Jul 2004, 20:06
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Damn Dog
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Re: Dogging
hahaha, stan collymore was busted for dogging a couple of miles from my house
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21 Jul 2004, 20:29
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: Dogging
w00f ?
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21 Jul 2004, 20:52
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Re: Dogging
dogging isnt 'in' anymore
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21 Jul 2004, 21:17
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Vermin Supreme
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Re: Dogging
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
dogging isnt 'in' anymore
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you know you've gone out of style when you have to recruit via cold calls.
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21 Jul 2004, 22:05
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Mathamagician
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Re: Dogging
you know your out of style when you recruit via text, wether it be warm or cold.
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21 Jul 2004, 23:36
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Re: Dogging
So the number to text is what exactly...
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22 Jul 2004, 00:08
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: Dogging
07781484055, costs £1.50 per message
(note to mods, this doesn't break any rules does it?)
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22 Jul 2004, 00:10
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Re: Dogging
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Originally Posted by Demon Dave
so "Dogging"? that's where people meet in car parks to have sex with people right?
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No.
Dogging is going out to have sex in your car with the express intent of allowing others to watch from outside your car.
It's a bit weird.
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22 Jul 2004, 00:10
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: Dogging
I can't see how.
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22 Jul 2004, 00:12
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Re: Dogging
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Originally Posted by sayonara
It's a bit weird.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
I can't see how.
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lol
Well it made me laugh.
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22 Jul 2004, 00:15
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Dogging
heh, i found a few uk dogging websites and one with a forum. theres a thread in there for organising doging meets in my county which has got to 170 pages apparently they are planning a meet up soonish in a pub, please god let it be the one i work at!
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22 Jul 2004, 00:44
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Join Date: May 2002
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Re: Dogging
Riiight.
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22 Jul 2004, 01:07
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: Dogging
I dunno if I'll get told off for this, but I don't think I should cos its just like the fetish stuff.
Anyway, your guide to dogging!
Dogging Sex Positions
Exhibitionist couples who are into dogging usually perform inside their cars. Working in a limited space can be challenging. Here's a guide to some standard and more creative sex positions both in and out of the car. All should rev up your engines, but your mileage may vary. Take car not to break out any windows or bust your shocks.
In the Car
Classic. Front seat, passenger side, him on top with feet on floorboards, her feet on the dashboard. Recline the seat as far as possible.
Straddle. Him in the passenger seat, her on top astride.
Backseat Mambo. Missionary across the backseat. Depending on the size of the car the woman may have to spread her legs to the sides and rest on on the floorboards. The man may have to put one leg on the floorboard or put his feet out the open window or door.
Back to Front. The woman gets astride the front seats and backs her bum and presses in into the space between the seats. She can brace herself against the seats or the dash. The man is in the back seat and ****s her doggy style.
Up and At 'Em. Woman lays across the back seat with the man on top between her legs. She plants her feet high and wide across the interior wall of the car. He kneels between her legs and pulls her pelvis up toward his. The female can use her legs to pump her pelvis in this position. Alternately, if there is room, she can hook her legs over his shoulders.
Reverse Buckaroo. The man sits in the middle of the backseat with his legs spread. The woman gets on his lap facing the front of the car, leaning forward between the front seats, and rides his cock. The woman can grasp the front seats to get leverage in this position. The man can also sit with his legs straight out between the front seats with the woman straddling his lap, although this is more awkward.
On the Car
On the Hood. The woman lies back on the hood of the car and scoots her bottom towards the edge. She can rest her feet on the bumper or the grille. The man stands in front between her legs and leans on the hood as he ****s her.
Wraparound. Same as above, but upright, with the woman sitting on the hood. She wraps her legs around the man's waist and supports herself with her arms, leaning back.
Wheelbarrow. The woman lays her upper body face down on the hood. The man lifts her legs up and holds them spread apart as he ****s her from behind.
The Bridge. The woman lays back on the hood with the male standing in front between her legs. She lifts her legs so that she can hook the back of her heels over her partner's shoulders. The woman tilts her pelvis up into position while the man supports her lower back with his hands.
Over the Top. For when you really want to put on a show. The woman climbs up on top of the hood on all fours, with her rear facing the front of the car. She leans on the roof of the car to support her upper body. The man kneels on the hood behind her and ****s her doggy style. Take care not to break the windscreen.
Positions for Oral
Left to Right. The basic front seat blowjob. The woman leans across and sucks the man.
Front and Center. The man kneels straddling the front seats with his cock sticking through the space between the seats. The woman sits in back and blows him.
Wheelbarrow. The woman lays her upper body face down on the hood. The man lifts her legs up and holds them spread apart as he ****s her from behind.
69. Both partners are in the backseat, the woman laying across the seat with legs open and the man on all fours over her in the 69 position.
Open Door. With the door open, either the man or woman sits in the car seat facing outward while their partner kneels outside the car and goes down on them.
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22 Jul 2004, 02:28
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Re: Dogging
notes have been taken
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22 Jul 2004, 02:35
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Dogging
aparently its not all voyeuristic. if they wind down thewindow thats an invite to reach thru and have a good fondle
when im old, fat and married i want to be a swinger
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22 Jul 2004, 10:26
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Re: Dogging
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Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
hahaha, stan collymore was busted for dogging a couple of miles from my house
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That bothers me more than watching some child killer in the news being sentenced.
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22 Jul 2004, 11:48
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Dogging
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Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
when im old, fat and married i want to be a swinger
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So you want to allow swarms of nasty men watch you slap the sausage into the fat missus then try to touch you?
Doesn't sound to appealing to me.
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22 Jul 2004, 11:53
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Spelling is for pussies
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Dogging
Different strokes and all that.....
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23 Jul 2004, 00:07
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: Dogging
not all swinging is dogging tho, dogging is a type of swinging. im talking about more the wife swapping variety of swinging. although, i'd never rule dogging out! it's quite popular round my way dont ya know
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23 Jul 2004, 00:08
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Damn Dog
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Re: Dogging
heh, just made me think, imagine you went to a local dogging spot near your house, went up to a car to watch a couple shagging and it turned out to be your mum and dad!
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23 Jul 2004, 01:37
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Motherfracker
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Re: Dogging
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Originally Posted by the_dastardley_chihuahua
heh, just made me think, imagine you went to a local dogging spot near your house, went up to a car to watch a couple shagging and it turned out to be your mum and dad!
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you're a sick sick man
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23 Jul 2004, 14:21
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Re: Dogging
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Originally Posted by KaneED
you're a sick sick man
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Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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23 Jul 2004, 16:51
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Mathamagician
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Re: Dogging
it woud be worse if it was your dad and a man surely.
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23 Jul 2004, 18:12
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Damn Dog
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Re: Dogging
doggers arent fags
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23 Jul 2004, 18:31
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Mathamagician
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Re: Dogging
doggers aren't all fags .
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