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Toilet Survey: Analysis
In this thread I will be analysing peoples toilet habits based on information they have previously provided. I think you will be stunned and amazed just how accurate a picture of someone going to the toilet you can get from just a few well placed questions.
First up is KillGhost.
KillGhost is a 'sh*t Sherlock'. He goes into the toilets and heads straight for the nearest vacant cubilcle. He will check for toilet paper and if there isnt any he will be pi55ed off, especially if there isnt another cubicile available to go into.
If he is just after a pee, he will do his business taking care to use only one hand if possible. Before leaving he will have a good shake and wipe away any excess fluid with a handful of toilet paper.
If he settles on the throne for a No2 the seat will be wiped before hand of spills from previous users. Once finished, or sometimes during his business, he has a good look at what he has done. He never smears on the wall. Anything unusual will be observed and noticed and referenced until the next time when he will check again.
When on the throne he take comfort in the smell around him that he creates and gets annoyed/disgusted if another cubicle user overpowers his own aroma.
Leaving the toilet is straightforward if he has just done a pee, he simply leaves without washing his hands. After a No2 though its a different story, he always washes his sweaty palms.
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