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28 Nov 2002, 20:37
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More love advice (don't mock me)
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I'm 18 in U6th in school, theres this girl whos hot in 5th yr (2 yrs below me) shes 16. I always found her attractve and for the last few months shes been making eye contact smiling, saying hello that kinda stuff. Well I'm finally gonna ask her to go some place wif me.
But how, don't want ne crappy chat up lines, just want to basically say, "I want to get to know u better", shes very attractive and obviously has heard the ure beatuiful crap before so i wanna show that i'm into more that looks and want to get to know her personality before i **** her ... i mean date her
Thx, Danke, Merci etc....
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28 Nov 2002, 20:38
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28 Nov 2002, 20:39
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Perhaps you should say 'hello' first. Then get to know her a bit. Then ask her to go somewhere.
Profit, etc.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:41
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how about
should i bother thinking up a chat up line, or should i just fk off now?
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28 Nov 2002, 20:42
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28 Nov 2002, 20:43
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You would have to be seriously pissed to even consider using a chat up line as a means to 'catch' someone.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:44
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Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
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Originally posted by CoD
shes been making eye contact smiling, saying hello
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This isn't exactly evidence of a solid base here.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You would have to be seriously pissed to even consider using a chat up line as a means to 'catch' someone.
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He has ASCII boobs as a custom rank ..
I think we'll be safe to assume he'll use a line regardless of what ee tell him ..
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28 Nov 2002, 20:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You would have to be seriously pissed to even consider using a chat up line as a means to 'catch' someone.
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Yeh thats why i said i didn't wanna use one although
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should i bother thinking up a chat up line, or should i just fk off now
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28 Nov 2002, 20:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
You would have to be seriously pissed to even consider using a chat up line as a means to 'catch' someone.
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I do it all the time, it all depends on delivery. Go up with a twinkle in your eye and say it, and make sure that twinkle isn't actually a drooling leer at her tits for god's sake.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by CoD
Yeh thats why i said i didn't wanna use one although
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Yes, but some people (Probably stout virgins, the lot of them.) look liked they were attempting to introduce the notion that chat up lines 'work'.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:46
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You can't resist her.
She's in your bones.
She is your marrow, and your ride home.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Yes, but some people (Probably stout virgins, the lot of them.) look liked they were attempting to introduce the notion that chat up lines 'work'.
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It did work though! Admittedly you have to be drunk to summon up the courage to try it.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:50
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
I do it all the time,
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And?
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
it all depends on delivery. Go up with a twinkle in your eye and say it, and make sure that twinkle isn't actually a drooling leer at her tits for god's sake.
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In this instance, where the events are taking place outside the context of a drinking establishment, I think it would be hasty to advise the use of chat up lines.
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28 Nov 2002, 20:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
And?
In this instance, where the events are taking place outside the context of a drinking establishment, I think it would be hasty to advise the use of chat up lines.
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I didn't advocate the use in this circumstance though, I just said it worked sometimes.
And it doesn't usually work but.........(I can't do that anymore now :(((((((((((((((()
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28 Nov 2002, 20:59
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28 Nov 2002, 21:12
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Write down all the bad chat up lines from here on a piece of paper.
Go up to the girl and say
"hi there, i think you're a little bit phwoar - so in an effort to try and get to know you better I asked a load of weirdos from an online web-forum, used by people who used to play/do play a web-based multiplayer game, for advice on how best to approach you. These are all the ideas they came up with"
*hand list over*
"do any of these convince you to go out with me sometime as I really am gagging for it?"
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28 Nov 2002, 21:22
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"I am an ugly b@stard who is urgently in need of losing his virginity before the age of 21, may I insert my c0ck into your puss?" - the rest of you may also feel free to use this
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28 Nov 2002, 21:26
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Quote:
Originally posted by sh@dow
"I am an ugly b@stard who is urgently in need of losing his virginity before the age of 21, may I insert my c0ck into your puss?" - the rest of you may also feel free to use this
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Your so kind
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28 Nov 2002, 21:30
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"I am so desperate for you that I asked a lot of loveless geeks on an online forum for advice on how to get you. Doesn't that prove my love for you? Please go out with me."
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28 Nov 2002, 21:31
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Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
"Listen, I am not quite sure how to approach this. From what know of you, I quite like you, and would be very interested in getting to know you better. I loathe the idea of trying some hidious pick-up line, so what can I say to you that will convince you to go out for a drink with me?"
Keep eye contact, smile a little bit, sound sincere.
It will work.
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28 Nov 2002, 21:34
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Re: Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
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Originally posted by Vermillion
"Listen, I am not quite sure how to approach this. From what know of you, I quite like you, and would be very interested in getting to know you better. I loathe the idea of trying some hidious pick-up line, so what can I say to you that will convince you to go out for a drink with me?"
Keep eye contact, smile a little bit, sound sincere.
It will work.
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Re: Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
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Originally posted by Vermillion
"Listen, I am not quite sure how to approach this. From what know of you, I quite like you, and would be very interested in getting to know you better. I loathe the idea of trying some hidious pick-up line, so what can I say to you that will convince you to go out for a drink with me?"
Keep eye contact, smile a little bit, sound sincere.
It will work.
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****ing sensitive liberals.
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28 Nov 2002, 21:35
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Send an email. It's the future of love, baby.
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28 Nov 2002, 21:36
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'Cheer up love, i'm here' was the one and only time i ever attempted to use a chat up line. I was drunk and had been 'dared' to use it.
Amusingly it worked and i slept with her that night  .
Wish i hadn't though, the cold light of morning showed that she was not quite as good looking as i thought she was 
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28 Nov 2002, 21:36
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Re: Re: Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
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****ing sensitive liberals.
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Hey, call it what you will, it works.
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28 Nov 2002, 21:38
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Stalking is the answer.
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28 Nov 2002, 21:43
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Re: Re: Re: Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
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Hey, call it what you will, it works.
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You're way too normal for this place heh.
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28 Nov 2002, 22:52
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go with the history experts suggestion
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"I have for a couple of years been noticing you walking dawn the halls, and that noticfaction have slowly incrased latley.. I have seen you smile, seen your beautifull eyes.. And here i stad, and dont know what to say.. that might not be so wierd after all, im looking at the most wonderull creature on this earth.. and i think of the day you where created, god must have been very very happy that day.. Any way.. Would you like to get out for a little chat, pherhaps over a dinner som day? And who know, maybe we would get to know eachother a bit better.."
Try it, I need some feedback, as I dont want to try it out my self ;-)
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28 Nov 2002, 23:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zitoz
"I have for a couple of years been noticing you walking dawn the halls, and that noticfaction have slowly incrased latley.. I have seen you smile, seen your beautifull eyes.. And here i stad, and dont know what to say.. that might not be so wierd after all, im looking at the most wonderull creature on this earth.. and i think of the day you where created, god must have been very very happy that day.. Any way.. Would you like to get out for a little chat, pherhaps over a dinner som day? And who know, maybe we would get to know eachother a bit better.."
Try it, I need some feedback, as I dont want to try it out my self ;-)
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umm a little too rehursd for me, looks like you've sat downa nd acutally thought about it, plus i'd probably forget it half way thru. Plus I don't wanna compliment her on her looks coz then it looks like its just them that i'm after.
I'm thinking of just going up and saying "Hey, this might sound a bit weird and unprovoked but I'd like to get to know u better, wanna meet up sometime.....
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28 Nov 2002, 23:11
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just go up to her and ask for her mobile number ffs, then u can get things started with some txt's which are generaly easier to do....
been there done that..... it normaly works providing she likes u
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28 Nov 2002, 23:22
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Some thing..
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Ok mister.. It was just some "inspiration.."
Now this is what you realy wanna do..
go to her and tell her that you think she is great, and tell her what you like about here.. (Even if it is her look, if you like it and dont want to tell it.. then, well your allreddy lying to her.. not good.. what ever..) And ask if she got an sms (as said..) And Then ask if she pherhaps would like to go out for a dinner..
Its not so hard you know, even if she is the best girl on the earth, its still possible for you to talk to her in a good way.. or some thing..
(a bit carried away..)
just tell her that you like her..
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29 Nov 2002, 00:19
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Re: Re: Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
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do NOT listen to this person, if you do this you'll look like a twat. Use mine.
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I've now laughed twice tonight, this whole concept is genius.
And 'How you doing' is wholly ineffectual.
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29 Nov 2002, 01:46
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How about
'Me and a few mates are going for a drink at <club name here> on <day> and I was just wondering if you felt like coming along'
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Vermillion, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
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29 Nov 2002, 02:06
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The best thing to do is to strike up a conversation like Mr.Vermillion suggests and to above all else not seem too needy,creepy or insincere.
Go for it,if you dont you'll kick yourself for ever
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To quote Jean Giraudoux: "The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made."
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You could sing her a song!
With a lute!
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29 Nov 2002, 02:25
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the "How you doin?" line NEVER FAILS!!!!!!
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<ckx> they act all old and mature
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Just say hi hows it going, talk to her for 5 or 10 mins then suggest that you 2 get together sometime. works for me :/
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'Nice sandals, wanna ****?'
btw I thought that you of all people would know better than to ask this this type of advice on the PA boards, Creator :P
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Get a huge erection, then walk over to her, point to the obvious bulge in your trousers and say
'Have I got a huge knob in my pants or am I just pleased to see you?'
No, wait, I've got something wrong here..............
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Quote:
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No, wait, I've got something wrong here..............
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You're supposed to say "It's not gonna suck itself bitch"
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And in between molecules of Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide.
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Re: More love advice (don't mock me)
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Originally posted by CoD
OK
I'm 18 in U6th in school, theres this girl whos hot in 5th yr (2 yrs below me) shes 16. I always found her attractve and for the last few months shes been making eye contact smiling, saying hello that kinda stuff. Well I'm finally gonna ask her to go some place wif me.
But how, don't want ne crappy chat up lines, just want to basically say, "I want to get to know u better", shes very attractive and obviously has heard the ure beatuiful crap before so i wanna show that i'm into more that looks and want to get to know her personality before i **** her ... i mean date her
Thx, Danke, Merci etc....
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goddammit
what is this about females, they DO NOT BITE and CAN BE TALKED TO WITHOUT A 98% CHANCE OF DYING.
REALLY! TRY IT!
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Sleep with her best friend\sister\mother\pet horse and try to make her jealous.
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But how, don't want ne crappy chat up lines, just want to basically say, "I want to get to know u better",
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So do that. Or, just ask her outright. If she says no, just pull up your pants and walk away.
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A line which really did work for a friend of mine was:
"I'd like to cut off your arms and perhaps tit f*ck you"
Admittedly he used the line in a very loud club but still ...
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Quote:
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A line which really did work for a friend of mine was:
"I'd like to cut off your arms and perhaps tit f*ck you"
Admittedly he used the line in a very loud club but still ...
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"I like the curve of your arms, and desire to hug you".
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