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28 Nov 2002, 00:49
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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**** things happen in threes.
What a ******** day ive had.
1. My mother broke my computer
I came home to fnd shed hoovered, removed plugs etc. To my horror, the PC wasnt working under any circumstance. It took me 3 hours of ****ing fiddling with it to get the power working again. Dont ask. She really, really ****ed the wires on not only the power cable, but the 4-gang extension. At least its fixed.
2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs
Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.
Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."
3. I had to get a professional family photo
what a nightmare. After finding revelations #1 and #2 coupled with the fact i hate being photographed, and ESPECIALLY hated the idea of professional photography, i disliked leaving my house to a very very tense car journey to the other side of the city. No one said (or has since said) a word about the dope, despite numerous oppurtunities. I didnt feel like smiling. When i got there, it wasnt as bad as id thought, actually. It was much ****ing worse. The humiliation included me, my brother, my dad and my mum all lying on our front with our arms crossed, smiling at each other / to the camera. Im sorry, but ive never been so humiliated and embarrased in my entire life. You cant imagine how much i just wanted to run away. I Felt like headbutting my dad, and kicking my fkn mum, then beating the **** out of the photographer just for being an overpayed wanker. Our £165 gift voucher will cover TWO photos (normal size). Thats how ****ing expensive this ****ter is. I hated it, and ill never forgive anyone involved in me being brought there.
What a **** day.
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28 Nov 2002, 00:51
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Re: **** things happen in threes.
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Originally posted by Deffeh
3. I had to get a professional family photo
The humiliation included me, my brother, my dad and my mum all lying on our front with our arms crossed, smiling at each other / to the camera. Im sorry, but ive never been so humiliated and embarrased in my entire life. You cant imagine how much i just wanted to run away.
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This brought a smile to my face.
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28 Nov 2002, 01:34
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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And now for some good news. Sometimes bad things happen in 3SQUAREDS (3x3). Its rare, but it does happen.
Potentially you could be looking at bad things happening to you three times in each of the next two days.
Good luck
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28 Nov 2002, 01:54
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Re: **** things happen in threes.
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Originally posted by Deffeh
What a ******** day ive had.
2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs
Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.
Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."
What a **** day.
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A feat of moderen engineering: The lock
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<CmdrCyrax> I'm sure GDers are bastions of the civilized world.
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28 Nov 2002, 02:20
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lol
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28 Nov 2002, 03:23
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Oh Canada!
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Canada #eh?
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it's ok Deffeh...teh winner is still you \o/
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28 Nov 2002, 04:18
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I AM OSCAR WILDE
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Have they found your porn stash yet?
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28 Nov 2002, 06:51
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I feel the urge to agree with Dace for once.
I find this hilarious.
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28 Nov 2002, 07:38
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Could also be one of those 3^3³s. Expect bad things for the next 7625597484987 days, or 20.9 æons.
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28 Nov 2002, 07:50
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Canada
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I WANNA SEE THIS "FAMILY PHOTO"
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28 Nov 2002, 09:43
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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cyrax, i live in an attic. No lock. Just a **** old ladder
The photo shall never enter the internet
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28 Nov 2002, 10:02
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And you expected Kittens?
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Purgatory, Upper Hell, Manchester.
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Re: **** things happen in threes.
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Originally posted by Deffeh
What a ******** day ive had.
2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs
Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.
Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."
What a **** day.
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Heh, if the 'rents havent said anything, yer lucky....
.....hang on, have you checked yer stash to see if anythings "missing"? Have your parents been seen as more relaxed and chilld out recently?
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28 Nov 2002, 10:07
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Dances With Sheep
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: WALES
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Re: Re: **** things happen in threes.
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Originally posted by Evil Skragg
...if the 'rents....
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*shudder* I didn't realise anyone actually used that word
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28 Nov 2002, 16:05
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Bromley
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Re: **** things happen in threes.
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Originally posted by Deffeh
What a ******** day ive had.
2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs
Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.
Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."
What a **** day.
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Your parents know you do drugs so what? how does that make you any worse off apart from the fact you could of used them joint ends to make one HUGE **** OFF 'J' TO SHARE ROUND THE FAMILY happy times, do what i do smoke it as a family, its very enjoyable.
Des
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28 Nov 2002, 16:34
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Nice day, huh?
If they have not said a thing about the pot, i would not worry too much.
And you can lock your drawer? Or your door? Or something.
But, anyways, thanks for giving me a smile!
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28 Nov 2002, 17:10
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Re: Re: **** things happen in threes.
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Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
do what i do smoke it as a family, its very enjoyable.
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28 Nov 2002, 19:43
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ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Sept 2057
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Re: **** things happen in threes.
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Originally posted by Deffeh
..last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean...
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Tell them how much it cost and make them replace it.
Thats 'theft'.
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28 Nov 2002, 23:11
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2002
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excuse me mum, dad, please could you pay me back for the drugs you took from my room?
thanks so much
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