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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 00:49   #1
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Unhappy **** things happen in threes.

What a ******** day ive had.


1. My mother broke my computer

I came home to fnd shed hoovered, removed plugs etc. To my horror, the PC wasnt working under any circumstance. It took me 3 hours of ****ing fiddling with it to get the power working again. Dont ask. She really, really ****ed the wires on not only the power cable, but the 4-gang extension. At least its fixed.

2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs

Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.

Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."

3. I had to get a professional family photo

what a nightmare. After finding revelations #1 and #2 coupled with the fact i hate being photographed, and ESPECIALLY hated the idea of professional photography, i disliked leaving my house to a very very tense car journey to the other side of the city. No one said (or has since said) a word about the dope, despite numerous oppurtunities. I didnt feel like smiling. When i got there, it wasnt as bad as id thought, actually. It was much ****ing worse. The humiliation included me, my brother, my dad and my mum all lying on our front with our arms crossed, smiling at each other / to the camera. Im sorry, but ive never been so humiliated and embarrased in my entire life. You cant imagine how much i just wanted to run away. I Felt like headbutting my dad, and kicking my fkn mum, then beating the **** out of the photographer just for being an overpayed wanker. Our £165 gift voucher will cover TWO photos (normal size). Thats how ****ing expensive this ****ter is. I hated it, and ill never forgive anyone involved in me being brought there.


What a **** day.
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 00:51   #2
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3. I had to get a professional family photo

The humiliation included me, my brother, my dad and my mum all lying on our front with our arms crossed, smiling at each other / to the camera. Im sorry, but ive never been so humiliated and embarrased in my entire life. You cant imagine how much i just wanted to run away.


This brought a smile to my face.
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 01:34   #3
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And now for some good news. Sometimes bad things happen in 3SQUAREDS (3x3). Its rare, but it does happen.

Potentially you could be looking at bad things happening to you three times in each of the next two days.

Good luck
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 01:54   #4
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Re: **** things happen in threes.

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What a ******** day ive had.

2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs

Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.

Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."

What a **** day.

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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 02:20   #5
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 03:23   #6
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it's ok Deffeh...teh winner is still you \o/
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 04:18   #7
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 06:51   #8
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I find this hilarious.
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 07:38   #9
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Could also be one of those 3^3³s. Expect bad things for the next 7625597484987 days, or 20.9 æons.
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 07:50   #10
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I WANNA SEE THIS "FAMILY PHOTO"
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 09:43   #11
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cyrax, i live in an attic. No lock. Just a **** old ladder

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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 10:02   #12
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Re: **** things happen in threes.

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What a ******** day ive had.

2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs

Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.

Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."


What a **** day.
Heh, if the 'rents havent said anything, yer lucky....
.....hang on, have you checked yer stash to see if anythings "missing"? Have your parents been seen as more relaxed and chilld out recently?
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 10:07   #13
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...if the 'rents....
*shudder* I didn't realise anyone actually used that word
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 16:05   #14
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Re: **** things happen in threes.

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What a ******** day ive had.


2. I have FINALLY DEFINITELY been caught doing drugs

Sensing something was wrong besides the lack of a computer, i looked around my room. The "love drawer", also known as "junkies paradise" with my matches, lighters, tobacco, skins, and dope, was different. I looked in it. The skins were all neatly arranged. The tobacco stacked. The matches on top of one another. The lighters arranged in a line. The dope right in the middle. And on top of my Tower(in a little cubby hole type thing), the ashtray which i last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean. I think it was even ****ing polished.

Something tells me this is my parents way of saying "We know."

What a **** day.
Your parents know you do drugs so what? how does that make you any worse off apart from the fact you could of used them joint ends to make one HUGE **** OFF 'J' TO SHARE ROUND THE FAMILY happy times, do what i do smoke it as a family, its very enjoyable.

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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 16:34   #15
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Nice day, huh?

If they have not said a thing about the pot, i would not worry too much.
And you can lock your drawer? Or your door? Or something.

But, anyways, thanks for giving me a smile!
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Unread 28 Nov 2002, 17:10   #16
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Re: Re: **** things happen in threes.

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do what i do smoke it as a family, its very enjoyable.
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..last saw filled to the brim with 40+ joint ends, was replaced in the exact same position, empty, and clean...
Tell them how much it cost and make them replace it.
Thats 'theft'.

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excuse me mum, dad, please could you pay me back for the drugs you took from my room?

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